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The Martian looks like your standard big budget summer flick, but after reading that thread in CD about it, it seems like it's actually a movie for lovely Reddit neckbeards who do this all day http://youtu.be/pYrRqMHQY7o Also I heard the book has the main character create a unit of measurement called "pirate ninjas" so it can't be a good book
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it's legal and pseudoacceptable way for animal fuckers to slake their lusts, much like a lot of anime is for paedophiles
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Oct 3, 2015 12:14
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Is it better or worse than their interstellar thread
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Oct 3, 2015 13:10
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It's probably a fine movie don't disenchant yourself too hard op
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Oct 3, 2015 13:16
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Nadir posted:Also I heard the book has the main character create a unit of measurement called "pirate ninjas" so it can't be a good book This sentence just killed my interest. I'll probably still see it cause Ridley Scott made it.
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Oct 3, 2015 13:19
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i thought it had already released, turned pirate bay inside out just to try and find it
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Oct 3, 2015 13:26
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BelgianWaffle posted:i thought it had already released, turned pirate bay inside out just to try and find it It came out yesterday
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Oct 3, 2015 13:29
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It wasn't my OP was it? 
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Oct 3, 2015 13:31
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RIIIIIIIIIDELY SCOOTCH
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Oct 3, 2015 14:50
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See Sicario instead. It's pretty good and intense.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:04
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You will like the book/film if you are fascinated by realistic space travel and NASA poo poo. I myself only find that stuff mildly interesting, so I found the book mostly a bore. It's essentially realistic descriptions of one technical problem after another in an obnoxious cutesy tone. This is the form the book takes, which is told in the first person: Stranded mars dude: Oh no, I lost one of my oxygen tanks! By my calculation, I will run out of breathable air in (insert number) days, unless...(insert boring description of supposedly clever solution out of this problem.) *later* Stranded mars dude: Wow, my solution worked, but I'm now presented with another problem! repeat endlessly
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Oct 3, 2015 15:06
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men are from mars and women are from venus, imo
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Oct 3, 2015 15:11
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yeah i'm gonna go see a movie whose poster is a picture of matt damon cocking one of his loving eyebrows at me while wearing a space helmet i'm gonna patronize THAT gently caress this movie and gently caress him
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Oct 3, 2015 15:13
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cram me sideways posted:yeah i'm gonna go see a movie whose poster is a picture of matt damon cocking one of his loving eyebrows at me while wearing a space helmet settle down beavis
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Oct 3, 2015 15:14
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I liked the book, and Matt Damon is a very likeable actor, so I bet the movie will be good.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:16
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"Ooh it's Robinson Crusoe with Skype and set on Mars let's jerk off now"
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Oct 3, 2015 15:17
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movie is great until the last sequences where it becomes kinda bullshit
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Oct 3, 2015 15:18
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"Heh! Can you believe it? Me, Matt Damon, stranded on Mars? How wild. Better roll up my sleeves and get to work. And maybe work in a lil' bit of the ol' Damon charm, heh heh." / 
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Oct 3, 2015 15:18
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I listened to the audiobook when it first came out. It was fine, but it felt like it needed heavy editing and that makes sense once you realise it's a book a nerd wrote on his blog and then afterwards published as an amazon ebook. Anyway, I'm expecting the movie script will have heavily edited the book and as such I'm gonna see it, even tho r. scott isn't what he once was, his movies still look good. Interstellar was awful and very disappointing on the visual side, story was to be expected, I thought, whereas Gravity took me by surprise with a terrible story but amazing visuals. Right now I'm thinking of the Martian as a sort of not-as-good big budget Moon, I doubt I'll be disappointed, because I'm really only expecting cool spacesuits, martian vistas and a whole buncha potatoes. edit: MAAATT DAAAMOON
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Oct 3, 2015 15:19
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The last Matt Damon movie I saw was Elysium. Audiences have such a boner for hard sci-fi lately.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:24
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Here is Matt Damon, being handsome on a soundstage in front of a greenscreen reciting dialogue that no loving person would ever utter in real life. Eat your popcorn and laugh, you loving scum. You love science, don't you, you fat loving moron. Gosh, yes; NASA is great. They work in space! Space!!!! We're going to make you feel so smart by the time the credits roll. But don't worry - we made Mr. Damon act silly like a retarded monkey a couple of times just so you know this is alllllll an adventure. An adventure into your god drat loving wallet give it here give it GIVE ME YOUR loving MONEY YOU PIECE OF poo poo DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MATT DAMON COSTS Space! He's on Mars! Come to the theaters! We despise each and every one of you.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:27
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cram me sideways posted:Here is Matt Damon, being handsome on a soundstage in front of a greenscreen reciting dialogue that no loving person would ever utter in real life. go to cd and please don't ever come back
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"I Knew About the Water On Mars Months Ago," Says Ridley Scott, Yawningquote:Ridley Scott’s new movie about Mars won’t feature the planet’s running water, as announced Monday by NASA, but it’s not because he didn’t know it was there. Because he did, months before you, actually, so thank you for asking.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:30
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Nefarious posted:go to cd and please don't ever come back get hosed you old queen
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Oct 3, 2015 15:31
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cram me sideways posted:Here is Matt Damon, being handsome on a soundstage in front of a greenscreen reciting dialogue that no loving person would ever utter in real life. This, but I'm the guy doing calculations and making charts and showing them in the background while Cram Me Sideways screams at you
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Nefarious posted:go to cd and please don't ever come back
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Oct 3, 2015 15:34
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The Martian posted:Chapter 1
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Oct 3, 2015 15:38
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Gaunab posted:See Sicario instead. It's pretty good and intense. i saw the martian last night and wish I'd seen Sicario instead it wasn't awful, but it was predictable and boring
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Oct 3, 2015 15:41
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Matt Damon.....
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Oct 3, 2015 15:46
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i'm f#cking matt damon lmao did you guys see that it really tickled me
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Oct 3, 2015 15:48
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Mozi posted:men are from mars and women are from venus, imo what were those two cultures like before they met? Like how did either reproduce on their home planets before they came to earth?
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Oct 3, 2015 15:52
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a lot of you guys are really fuckin angry about matt damon and books
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Oct 3, 2015 16:45
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Luvcow posted:what were those two cultures like before they met? Like how did either reproduce on their home planets before they came to earth? it actually means that when god created man he used material from mars for men and from venus for women
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Oct 3, 2015 16:49
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i kinda want to see the martian and sicario but last night i saw black mass instead. i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it was pretty good
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Oct 3, 2015 17:05
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Isn't first mistake reading CD movie nerd posts?
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the great deceiver posted:i kinda want to see the martian and sicario but last night i saw black mass instead. i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it was pretty good Instead of going to the theaters I'm at home watching Paycheck on netflix and I have no regrets.
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Oct 3, 2015 17:07
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Affe mk2 posted:a lot of you guys are really fuckin angry about matt damon and books i guess you could say I'm MAD about Matt Damon
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Oct 3, 2015 17:35
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Real message of Interstellar is you must kill Space matt damon.
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Oct 3, 2015 17:37
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the nerd stuff was annoying but I guess only nerds go into space anyway so who cares it's probably fine
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I am so god damned sick of these kinds of movies. It makes it so clumsy to talk about. The The Martian thread. The The Hobbit discussion The The Godfather review. I've just loving had it.
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