NFL Week 5 News/Views - The Philbins, historically, got in over their heads

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'd just like to say that if the NFL instituted my "flags can be overturned whenever something baller happened" rule there wouldn't even be an argument about the end of SEA-DET :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 07:01

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Seahawks just proving that having the ball right at the goal line is never a sure thing :colbert:

(If you're trying to show that Thomas slapped the ball out, look at the the color of the glove that touches it last)

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 19:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Luigi Thirty posted:

They both were. MLB is investigating them too because they're an investor in Draftkings and in theory employees of MLB subsidiaries aren't allowed to bet on baseball.

So you're saying no DK/FD employee is ever going to make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame? :v:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Oct 6, 2015

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 20:02

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

FizFashizzle posted:

Legalize gambling, make commercials illegal, full communism now, vote bernie

You say all of this like it's a bad thing...

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Intruder posted:

Cool, more Bills fan shenanigans

http://deadspin.com/enjoy-these-bills-fans-having-a-dance-ohhh-rko-outta-1735198501

Vertically-shot cell phone videos should be a felony.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

RisqueBarber posted:

Wasn't that year the same year CJ2k ran for 2,000 yards and Vince Young didn't need to throw the ball?

Off by 3 years there buddy. Vince Young was the '06 ROTY, CJ2K was '09.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 01:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So is this a fair estimation of how tonight's game will go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfgHVSvxZUA

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This game needs "drunk Jon Gruden and befuddled Mike Tirico for three and a half hours". Stupid CBS/NFLN. :argh:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 18:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

NC-17 posted:

So which player - not on your own team - would you most like to see win a Super Bowl?

I'm gonna say Calvin Johnson.

Not a chance in hell because of age/team, but Jared Allen.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 18:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

effectual posted:

Hasslebeck.

poo poo, changing my answer to this.

(And FTFY)

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Larry Fitzgerald. That should be everyone's answer.

Death to divisional opponents.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 18:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Do I grab Rawls again, or start Antonio Gates

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* � Shut the gently caress up about your stupid fantasy team, no one cares

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 21:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

2011: New York Giants defeat the 49ers in the NFCCG

2012: Baltimore Ravens defeat the 49ers in the Super Bowl

2013: Seattle Seahawks defeat the 49ers in the NFCCG.

All three won the Super Bowl.

Next three 49ers opponents, in order: NYG, BAL, SEA. I may throw myself off the upper deck of Candlestitch at that TNF Seattle shitfest after reliving all three of those losses in a row.

Just preparing you for the broadcast :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 05:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

Not a Niner's Super Bowl then?

He wasn't alive during their last one :hawksin:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 08:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

Edit: I turn 30 in 4 months man.

1. I'm older than you (barely) :cheeky:

2. Just thinking to the billboard you guys bought outside of Seattle boasting your SB victories...all of which were 20+ years ago.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 08:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Big Bob Pataki posted:

futon full o guns

How do you know the name of Hardy's next single already?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 19:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The HS I graduated from hasn't produced anyone of note football wise and all I remember is always getting shithoused by Bellevue in the state tourney.

The HS I started with gave us Tom Cable ( :smithicide:

) and Keith Gilbertson ( :suicide:

). Oh, and Chrissy Teigan.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 18:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Quiet Feet posted:

News: Eagles

Views: Screeeeeeech.*

*_{like an awesome eagle noise.}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoFqbdr-XY

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 01:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Freakazoid_ posted:

I learned three things today:

1. There is a wiki entry for my high school.

2. None of the notable alumni went to the NFL, but Grady Sizemore was in my graduating class! I didn't know him though. He did play HS football and was all-time leader in rushing yards, apparently.

3. Another alumni, who graduated around the time I was either a freshman or sophomore, is a convicted terrorist!

How could you leave out Patrick Duffy from your list? :colbert:

(And hello fellow Snohomish County escapee)

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 03:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I just realized something amazing: tomorrow is Columbus Day (the bullshit-iest of holidays) and the NFL managed to not gently caress up and schedule Washington to play then.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 04:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Alaois posted:

seriously, 2 Hall of Famers, a 2-time pro bowler and QB loving EAGLES

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 06:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Next stop: the San Francisco Jed Yorks

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 07:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Now I'm reminded that they almost did at 6-10 because lol NFC West that year.

Oh, and dropping trou. That was funny.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 08:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

But if Payton had a prescription drug ring why wouldn't he go to Indy?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 17:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Goddammit, I thought That Works was replying to himself 5 times. :argh:

Would "American Pie" be an acceptable addition to your playlist?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 21:18

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Rasczak posted:

_{_{Lee Harvey Oswald}}

Oh poo poo, Michael Bennett's going to sack an entire high school once he hears about this.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 21:25

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Marketing New Brain posted:

ohh, if we are still doing these,

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give it Away

That doesn't make any sense...you have to pay extra for peppers at Jimmy John's.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 00:54

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