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I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am in The Movement. After trying and failing with every fad diet and workout plan, I thought The Movement was finally the answer. Jack's testimonials and philanthropy inspired me to give turning my life around one more shot. It just made sense: lose weight and gain strength by performing everyday tasks.

Then I actually tried it. After just one day of The Movement, I developed an extreme case of rhabdomyolysis. The morning after the workout, my muscles were so sore I could hardly move, and my urine was dark brown. Following a visit to the doctor I was admitted to the hospital and told I could have died if I waited any longer.

I'm starting to believe Jack didn't get his bod by lifting boxes and furniture at all, but by going to the gym and eating healthy. I just can't see why someone that helps jungle children would lie about something like a workout plan. I just wish Steve Jobs was still alive to corroborate his story, that is if he even knew him. Maybe I'm just destined to always be a sorry obese human being.