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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
llshit. I'm not saying "big Black dicks" need to be #1, but they should at least be on there somewhere.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/love-sex/the-12-best-things-about-being-in-an-interracial-relationship/ss-AAf13ZY?ocid=iehp#image=1

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Ask zeitgeist

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
both glad and disappointed that there is no comment section on that article

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

TheIllestVillain posted:

disappointed that there is no comment section on that article

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

llshit. I'm not saying "big Black dicks" need to be #1, but they should at least be on there somewhere.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/love-sex/the-12-best-things-about-being-in-an-interracial-relationship/ss-AAf13ZY?ocid=iehp#image=1

Applewhite laying down hard truths ;)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

plain blue jacket posted:

Applewhite laying down hard truths ;)

I stand erect each morning, knowing I am doing the right thing.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



uh false

1) get ur asian girlfriend to do ur math homework

2) get ur white south african girlfriend to make u feel less racist

3) get ur black girlfriend to dunk ur alley oops

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

I stand erect each morning, knowing I am doing the right thing.

and 15 minutes later you're ready to do the right thing all over again!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

uh false

1) get ur asian girlfriend to do ur math homework

2) get ur white south african girlfriend to make u feel less racist

3) get ur black girlfriend to dunk ur alley oops

Fact: white South Africans are the hottest of the white races and have the sexiest accents.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

Fact: white South Africans are the hottest of the white races and have the sexiest accents.

smdh at this guy who hasn't met a supple round wisconsin girl

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



wisconsin girls are the best imho because u can rub ur fries on them when u run out of butter

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
im going as an overweight sex tourist and my asian wife will be a thai ladyboy



not for halloween thats just who we are

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

HAVING A CHINESE GIRLFRIEND

Pros: she taught me some sick kung fu moves

Cons: all the ninjas now laugh at me because monkey style is girly as gently caress apparently

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

smdh at this guy who hasn't met a supple round wisconsin girl

Supple and round is my fav shape, but I go more for the Mazerati or Himiwako type :3:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



a wisconsin girl got a heart of gold or the inside of her blood vessels looks p gold at least and she'll let u piggy back on the back of her hoverround on her bidaily trips to krogers to pick up frito lays and the cream that keeps her knuckles from bursting open

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
It's so annoying when someone questions my interracial relationship like omg its like u dont even read msn.com's list articles

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Dating a white guy:

+ You can walk around white racists and be considered "One of the good ones"
+ You can make black men/white women really mad just by existing

- No big black dick
- They will never understand the plight of your afro or why you need to spend so much time/money taming it through perms

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Applewhite posted:

Fact: white South Africans are the hottest of the white races and have the sexiest accents.

slav girls are hotter w/ hotter accent until theyre 30, then they trn into babushkas

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Raise your hand if you've had sex with another race.

Addendum: Klingon doesn't count as a race

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Fact: white South Africans are the hottest of the white races and have the sexiest accents.

its okay, def. in my top ten but sexiest? dont kno wabout that lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




got that slowburn love

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

its okay, def. in my top ten but sexiest? dont kno wabout that lol

lol ya not our fault applewhite hasn't made it out to the midwest yet

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

social vegan posted:

lol ya not our fault applewhite hasn't made it out to the midwest yet

me neiter but is that where the chubby blonde farmers daughters are

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

me neiter but is that where the chubby blonde farmers daughters are

ya a hearty stock someone u can hold on to in times of trouble like when tornados come to stay grouded

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

as a black man in an interracial relationship im pretty sure this article was written by my girlfriend, who is deluding herself.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Having a jewish girlfriend:

Pro: Good with money
Gefilte Fish is tasty
Don't have to share that tasty bacon with her when I'm running low.

Contra: Usually smarter than me
Not good at fixing bacon sandwiches
Poisons Wells (according to my grandpa)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to the midwest america. i just ask to go to "the midwest" right

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

im going to the midwest america. i just ask to go to "the midwest" right

follow the smells of oats and warm butter like if u had butter that u were sitting on for a bit because u left it on the couch after snacking whiel watching the voice i know i know lame show but i just can't get enough for that adam levine banter what ajokester

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Raise your hand if you've had sex with another race.

Addendum: Klingon doesn't count as a race

Does American count as a race?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Ibogaine posted:

Does American count as a race?

No, America is the only place where racism is dead :fsmug:

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Applewhite posted:

Fact: white South Africans are the hottest of the white races and have the sexiest accents.

This is false but the racist part is true. My sister in-law could go on for hours about her her goliwog, or fuzzy childhood enclave memories.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

TheIllestVillain posted:

. . . disappointed that there is no comment section on that article

I've got your comment right here:

LOL. loving liberals.

The best thing about being in an interracial relationship is nothing because I do not care what color my wife is nor she I. We got married because we love each other and our race is literally never a topic of conversation or something we obsess over. gently caress all these attention-whoring drama queens who pretend like they're heroes or breaking down barriers or like they face social stigma and scorn. Give me a break. We live in the alleged racist deep south and no one gives a poo poo about our RACE MIXIN' or our 50/50 son.

Just more precious little snowflakes who need to feel special. Get over yourselves losers.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

I've got your comment right here:

LOL. loving liberals.

The best thing about being in an interracial relationship is nothing because I do not care what color my wife is nor she I. We got married because we love each other and our race is literally never a topic of conversation or something we obsess over. gently caress all these attention-whoring drama queens who pretend like they're heroes or breaking down barriers or like they face social stigma and scorn. Give me a break. We live in the alleged racist deep south and no one gives a poo poo about our RACE MIXIN' or our 50/50 son.

Just more precious little snowflakes who need to feel special. Get over yourselves losers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQEg0M4sFA

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

BottledBodhisvata posted:

No, America is the only place where racism is dead :fsmug:

Thanks. In that case my hand has to stay down.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Having a mexican girlfriend

Pros:
* Salsa
* Arriba
* Corazon

Cons:
* Cholos

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why is there a picture of george clooney in that slide? Is he not white?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
scientifically speaking black men have penises not statistically beyond average OP

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
PAWGs

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
(that means phat ass white girls)

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