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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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posting to bm

not bookmark,, that other thing i do with my butthole

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solus M.D. posted:

smythe is good & cool, imo

ftw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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black pete posted:

Current life status: saw a fat indian bloke chatting up some HB9s in his beemer, i bet he programs a language like HTML and gets sex every night because of his six figure IT job

a black man in yospos? :monocle:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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vodkat posted:

could a brother get a yosslack invite?

i think jonny290 was doing it

he doesn't post much anymore so

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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im 6 2 around the waist

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Shaggar posted:

that would be the best of all possible scenarios

without footy they would have to go back to war to get their idiot nationalism out

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

are you sure? what was it before?

something to the tune of poo poo he actually did it regard sex parrot gassing old thread

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bump_fn posted:

choice late night work email quote
"PS: Sorry for multiple emails, writing this in stream of bewildered consciousness."

pls don't post my professional correspondence

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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As a Millennial I posted:

cjs: found a 7 hour youtube video that's nothing but space ghost episodes

hell yeah

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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obligatory: work sucks

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

only if you're personally invested in the result. if you can keep yourself from caring that much, you can just enjoy it

i can't even do this with the ducks and i hate armor ovoid war simulator

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bump_fn posted:


ronda for IK

i would let her fill and break me

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sniep posted:

re: tasty animals, venison is real good

butcher and eat your roadkill deer everyday

when you live amongst them it's kinda like lusting after long pork

i mean sure you hate the swaggering buggers just like you hate your neighbor who idles his badly muffled car for 5 minutes even though it's already nice and warm but eating them starts to seem weird

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Funhilde posted:

A guy in Denver has been using a fake uniform and flashing light to pull women over. So far he hasn't attacked anyone.

:siren: if it doesn't seem like a for real cop you are probably within your rights to drive to police station or other well travelled area to pull over :siren:

if three or four more cop cars join the chase you are drunk and get rekt

ianal

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bump_fn posted:

u misspelled 'every day'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NVlGbfGTeg

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smythe posted:

lol. ive been taking allegra for like a week to treat some fail aids delivered unto me by my beta manlet untermench genetic code and now im even sicker. sick as a dog. epic ftw. owned supreme

have you tried lsd?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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if you watch the extra material on the little nicky dvd they were planning to have jon lovitz's character in the tree jackin it to the little boy instead of the hot mom but they decided that wouldn't really fly :downsrim:

so many actors slowly circling the bowl in that sandler shitfest

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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julian assflange posted:

Dell....loving Dell!

lol

remember when the dude yr getting a dell dude got embroiled in a marijuana scandal

like that was a thing that used to happen

argh, performance enhancing pot! shoot this fucker into the sun!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cat Face Joe posted:

yeah this is always what gets me






shoes is expensive

i've been wearing these vintage skechers sandals all summer

i have sandal tan patterns on my feet :3:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Space-Pope posted:

cls: found out last night that i am the uncle of a new tiny human

i don't know if i should feel so neutral about this

it starts to kick in when the kid is a little older

avuncular

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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BeOSPOS posted:

cjs: not working today. we celebrate some lost white guy getting found by some brown people :thumbsup:

he did so much rape

and slaving :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lmao did you tell it that you lie and steal rarely instead of never

nowadays it's probably "do any of your friends ever steal support unions, even once?"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

have you ever tried sugar or pcp

tried? i'm on it right now

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

johnny cash improved the lyrics just by s/poo poo/thorns/

uh no

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

sorry, but "crown of poo poo" sounds like an angsty teenager who's trying to sound badass. "crown of thorns" gets you a biblical reference and it feels more intense and literary

yes but after he covered personal jesus as jesus the man in black had jumped the biblical shark and i'd had enough

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

i don't want to denigrate the greater achievement of actually writing the song; i'm just saying i think cash's version is improved

(in general, singers get too much credit and songwriters don't get enough)

his performance was great but i was getting a lot of ego fluff out of the line change

just leave it alone and face the fact that you'll get bleeped on the today show

seriously that's where i first saw/heard jc hurt and holy smokes that was surprising during breakfast

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

there's a place here that will bake a whole bulb of garlic then you scoop out the softened cloves and spread it on bread

it's really good

yeah it's called an oven

most homes have them

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

they might do other stuff too idk

also a toaster oven seems more energy efficient, nice wasteful thinking



cold weather cooking

but yeah, you're right

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

they don't give you a big bag of crank and tell you to go hog-wild. the doses that you get for ADD are nothing like the doses you'd want for recreational use, and they don't freak you out

crush up an adderal pill and snort it and you roll for hours

and the drainage tastes like candy!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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poo poo has legs

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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kalstrams posted:

pro tip, people still use icq nowadays

please poo poo on whoever has 650010

stole my account back in the day because i had a terrible pw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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pointers posted:

a moderate amount of coffee is my anti-drug

i uh should add that i stole my little bros adderall in 2000 and haven't done an amphetamine in over a decade

it was fun at the time

we were all geetered as gently caress for y2k

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

the ugly secret is that i'd probably be just as miserable anywhere else (or more miserable, if i moved to someplace like florida). but i like to dream about xanadu

cls: after two months of not drinking, it is really relaxing to mellow out with a delicious liquor-infused beverage :unsmith:

just be careful yo

if you were doing big numbers of drinks, abstained and then start up again there is some data that suggests you will beat your previous high score

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Tusen Takk posted:

if moose live in your state then you hosed up

what, pray tell, lives in lower michigan?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

wrongpinion

chili doesn't require beans, but good chili does

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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OldAlias posted:

same status. there is a condo being erected next door. they blast dynamite and jack hammers 7am onwards, its bad

just occurred to me that even though it's barely october kids will be setting of m80s p soon

last year it was so early i thought for sure it was a construction project until i made the connection

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Smythe posted:

*making voice baritone like a fog horn* beeeeeee ohhhhhhhhhh

bom chicka chicka

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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tim can i borrow a cup of bolivian marching powder?

i know you have the primo stuff

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tusen Takk posted:

rick and morty season one rucking rules

season two is no slouch

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bump_fn posted:

agreed cant help but grin when i see a bush

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