2015 Pre-Season GDT: Where The Points Don't Count and the Rules Are Made Up

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

i'm ready

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:51

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:46

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dejan Bimble posted:

The knicks broadcast is celebrating like they're winning the championship, it makes me very fearful.

EvanTH: Wally Sczerbiak says "welcome to the nba" as kristaps is pushed around by brazilians

So strange, they were discussing the dismissable concerns about how Kristaps is skinny (he's just turned 20, of course he's scrawny. He'll put on weight. There's other stuff to worry about) while y'know trying to dismiss them a little bit ("he's just turned 20, of course he's scrawny. He'll put on weight.") then he got muscled off the block by an undersized "Euro" (Brazilian Euros, y'know how it is) and they said Welcome To The NBA and I had no idea what to think

anyhow he's a superstar but his neck's weird looking so I'm not fully convinced

melo pummels inferior competition (See: Team USA v. Nigeria, his NCAA career, This Game) it's what he was built for and I like to watch it.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 03:20

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Yeah, but I was hoping for less of it.

Spurs are getting some good looks and not converting. Usually I think great, luck will turn and they'll make some. I'm not confident in these guys to actually make shots though. A peak in to the post Duncan era. Do not like.

I liked McCallum elsewhere and I think he's gonna be real hot off the Spurs bench. Ndoye missed a wide open cutter to end the quarter ugh

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:40

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Slo-Mo rules

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:43

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Rondo is distributing like the Rondo of Story and Legend he's gonna get the Gay Cousins a lot of easy shots this year dang

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:32

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

the Monster Boban Marjanovic has assaulted the Right Honorable Bouglas Cousins

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:49

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

"Marjanovic doesn't have the greatest hands. You wouldn't want him on first base." Kings announcer going all judgey judgey

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:15

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

there was a prolonged 4th quarter Stockton v. Fredette Matchup, preseason sucks sometimes

Bashez posted:

He's really coordinated for a half-orc.

what base would you let him get to

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:24

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

"i'm horny for the hornets"

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 07:12

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

E2M2 posted:

https://vine.co/v/e9LWaXgQLEL

Interesting.

"I got two kids of my own. Don't talk to me like I'm a motherfuckin' kid" ? Or am I imagining that mmmffin sound

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 05:36

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

PantsFreeZone posted:

AND THEN BUMPY!!!!

eeeewwwww he's m issing a finger

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 14:08

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

straight up brolic posted:

no he just likes doing the shocker when he dunks

hah I just looked it up and no foolin' he lost the finger in a childhood dunking accident

wearin' a ring and it ripped clean off

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 17:19

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

My Dad told me about degloving when I was a lad and I never learned to dunk I wonder if it's related :[

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 18:28

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:46

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

I dunno they put metal rods in my ankles is it possible to dunk without any calf action

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 19:11

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