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ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship?CMP=fb_gu

HOLY poo poo WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?! I'M SETTLING FOR DRINKING!

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

probably not give a poo poo

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007
Was it ending on Tokyo or New York time. This is important for my edging strategy (jerking off).

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Is this the same group that did a livestream a few years ago with those (poor poor) kids singing and an old black guy somewhere in the mix?

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Doomsday cults are pretty boring when it comes to the end of the Earth imo. If we have to go I want some Hellstar Remina poo poo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ubergnu posted:

Doomsday cults are pretty boring when it comes to the end of the Earth imo. If we have to go I want some Hellstar Remina poo poo.
heaven's gate was pretty rad

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

im gonna POST

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

jack off, play dota, eat leftover pizza, and hang out with a chick I like.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

In what time zone is it supposed to end? It is 3:30 on Oct. 7th right now in Seoul and it isn't even raining or thundering or earthquaking or any of the end-of-the-world type poo poo.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

The Bible posted:

In what time zone is it supposed to end? It is 3:30 on Oct. 7th right now in Seoul and it isn't even raining or thundering or earthquaking or any of the end-of-the-world type poo poo.

Geeze man, you can't just put an exact minute on this kind of stuff. It's the whole world ending, it'll take some time.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's 11:43pm in CA and i feel quaking





e: there's some poo poo coming out of the ocean i can see it from my patio

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Free me from my prison.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

it's 11:43pm in CA and i feel quaking





e: there's some poo poo coming out of the ocean i can see it from my patio

guess your mom is finished with her morning swim

naem
May 29, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

it's 11:43pm in CA and i feel quaking





e: there's some poo poo coming out of the ocean i can see it from my patio

This is just normal for ca

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the dude with that theory is especially hosed cuz god hates numerologists LOL

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Today is a good day to die

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mdm posted:

the dude with that theory is especially hosed cuz god hates numerologists LOL

same

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Today is a good day to die

its always a good day to live free to die hard with a vengeance

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Today is a good day to die
do not sign your posts

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
didn't the mayan calendar end tho???

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wait is the world ending or loving ending because i have a separate kit prepared for either scenario

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Fine.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eat za while watching filezed agents of shield

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014

Science rules!
I will most likely be working at the time so I'll be the unsuspecting guy that looks up into the sky to see imminent destruction that's poorly shot with lazy cgi

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
They should hold these fucks accountable. Like you shouldn't be allowed to claim a date for the end of the world without signing something that says you will be hanged if your prediction is incorrect. That or your nuts will be cut off. I'm fine with either.

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Somebody somewhere is convinced that the world was going to end, and you just kept on keeping on. That's badass.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

this is most heinous, bro

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
temper some of the crazy out of christianity with good old rational astrology

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
anyone got a golden calf i can borrow for today?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al Borland posted:

jack off, play dota, eat leftover pizza, and hang out with a chick I like.

His name?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

GOOD

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Al Borland posted:

jack off, play dota, eat leftover pizza, and hang out with a chick I like.

aww you're sweet for thinking of your mom during such a disastrous time

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Robo Reagan posted:

guess your mom is finished with her morning swim

Savage :respek:

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
finally, i'm going straight in to work today and telling my boss to gently caress off, quitting my job, and spending my life savings on hookers. anyone with me?

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
I will help you spend your life savings, sure.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Again? Ugh, all these end of the world parties are starting to get expensive.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
thats whats up

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

heaven's gate was pretty rad

Thx!

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Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

ubergnu posted:

Doomsday cults are pretty boring when it comes to the end of the Earth imo. If we have to go I want some Hellstar Remina poo poo.

That was a weird comic. Uzumaki was better.

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