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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
we all lamented the forums downtime. how would u use your six figgieys to fix them..cc

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
ASP.net and MSSQL

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
shut them down on purpose

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
crowdsourced databases in the cloud

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



welcome back froums

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


can of gas and some matches

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler
n-tier collaborative event-driven multi-master database layer with SOAP API based on timestamped multi-object personality-driven delta-swapping cloud-informed virtual layers. i might include some XML schema'd logic rules defining the business layer for the best-effort crowd-sourced rule-of-thirds mobile display tech as well.

or i'd put a txt file on a tftp server.

one or the other.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

demonic circuitry.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


I would pay some nerds to fix it for me

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

i'd shut it down and return the money to the shareholders, OP

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lowtax is hosed

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I think this is the beginning of the end of the forums. Our fun experiment has come to an end.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I guess even moreso lol

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


JO crystals

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i love my dead gay forums

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

https://www.netbsd.org/releases/formal-7/NetBSD-7.0.html

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
install linux

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
decentralized shitposting with blockchain technology

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

bump_fn posted:

we all lamented the forums downtime. how would u use your six figgieys to fix them..cc

ban u from the forums :coal:

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
the hard part isn't rewriting each part of the forums; its disentangling everything from everything else. maybe if all of the data was in a single database, but i've heard its not quite that simple :(

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
does vbulleten even exist as a company anymore

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i would post the entire forums to the bitcoin blockchain and have each new post be posted as a new transaction

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

dragon enthusiast posted:

crowdsourced databases in the cloud

this is called usenet

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

decentralized shitposting with blockchain technology

this is also called usenet

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Endless Mike posted:

i would post the entire forums to the bitcoin blockchain and have each new post be posted as a new transaction

and I'm pretty sure this is also Usenet-equivalent

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

eschaton posted:

and I'm pretty sure this is also Usenet-equivalent

how does it all end

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I would charge $10 from each forums member and then put it all in a bathtub and smear it all on my body

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Shaggar posted:

ASP.net and MSSQL

LOL

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
rm -rf /

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




we're the forums down?

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
bringing back bittorrent barnyard causing kim dotcom-style helicopter raid on the lowtax compound bringing him to the forefront of e-rights disputes which he cleverly parleys into e-begging

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

i would cut costs and replace the forums with way shittier, way way cheaper forums or just sell the heaping pile to some idiots

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

how does it all end

in fire

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
finally get rid of radium once and for all

or stop pretending "radium" is a different person

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

I would probably just buy the $250 vbulletin upgrayedd

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Stymie posted:

finally get rid of radium once and for all

or stop pretending "radium" is a different person

radium died of an overdose 😓

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
one word: DevOps, baby

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

bringing back bittorrent barnyard causing kim dotcom-style helicopter raid on the lowtax compound bringing him to the forefront of e-rights disputes which he cleverly parleys into e-begging

username post combo

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I'd get rid of the nerds and replace them with jocks

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Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Stereotype posted:

I'd get rid of the nerds and replace them with jocks

Nerds is cool now

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