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we all lamented the forums downtime. how would u use your six figgieys to fix them..cc
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:01 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:03 |
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ASP.net and MSSQL
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:03 |
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shut them down on purpose
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:06 |
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crowdsourced databases in the cloud
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:07 |
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welcome back froums
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:08 |
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can of gas and some matches
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:10 |
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n-tier collaborative event-driven multi-master database layer with SOAP API based on timestamped multi-object personality-driven delta-swapping cloud-informed virtual layers. i might include some XML schema'd logic rules defining the business layer for the best-effort crowd-sourced rule-of-thirds mobile display tech as well. or i'd put a txt file on a tftp server. one or the other.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:15 |
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demonic circuitry.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16 |
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I would pay some nerds to fix it for me
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20 |
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i'd shut it down and return the money to the shareholders, OP
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:24 |
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lowtax is hosed
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:41 |
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I think this is the beginning of the end of the forums. Our fun experiment has come to an end.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:42 |
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I guess even moreso lol
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:42 |
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JO crystals
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:11 |
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i love my dead gay forums
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:15 |
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https://www.netbsd.org/releases/formal-7/NetBSD-7.0.html
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:15 |
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install linux
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:24 |
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decentralized shitposting with blockchain technology
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:28 |
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bump_fn posted:we all lamented the forums downtime. how would u use your six figgieys to fix them..cc ban u from the forums
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:36 |
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the hard part isn't rewriting each part of the forums; its disentangling everything from everything else. maybe if all of the data was in a single database, but i've heard its not quite that simple
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:41 |
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does vbulleten even exist as a company anymore
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:50 |
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i would post the entire forums to the bitcoin blockchain and have each new post be posted as a new transaction
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:51 |
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dragon enthusiast posted:crowdsourced databases in the cloud this is called usenet
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:52 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:decentralized shitposting with blockchain technology this is also called usenet
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:53 |
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Endless Mike posted:i would post the entire forums to the bitcoin blockchain and have each new post be posted as a new transaction and I'm pretty sure this is also Usenet-equivalent
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:55 |
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eschaton posted:and I'm pretty sure this is also Usenet-equivalent how does it all end
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 05:51 |
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I would charge $10 from each forums member and then put it all in a bathtub and smear it all on my body
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 05:54 |
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Shaggar posted:ASP.net and MSSQL LOL
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 06:20 |
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rm -rf /
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 06:35 |
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we're the forums down?
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 06:42 |
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bringing back bittorrent barnyard causing kim dotcom-style helicopter raid on the lowtax compound bringing him to the forefront of e-rights disputes which he cleverly parleys into e-begging
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 06:48 |
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i would cut costs and replace the forums with way shittier, way way cheaper forums or just sell the heaping pile to some idiots
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 07:37 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:how does it all end in fire
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 07:41 |
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finally get rid of radium once and for all or stop pretending "radium" is a different person
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 08:28 |
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I would probably just buy the $250 vbulletin upgrayedd
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 10:18 |
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Stymie posted:finally get rid of radium once and for all radium died of an overdose 😓
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 10:50 |
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one word: DevOps, baby
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 10:56 |
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:bringing back bittorrent barnyard causing kim dotcom-style helicopter raid on the lowtax compound bringing him to the forefront of e-rights disputes which he cleverly parleys into e-begging username post combo
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 11:00 |
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I'd get rid of the nerds and replace them with jocks
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 11:28 |
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Stereotype posted:I'd get rid of the nerds and replace them with jocks Nerds is cool now
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