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https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trumps-capture-reportedly-worth-205905543.htmlquote:Yes, according to TeleSurTV, El Chapo has increased the bounty on Trump's hair hat to a less-than-paltry $100 million. "He was mad," a predictably unnamed source tells the publication. "He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head." Trump is probably insulted the bounty is so low.
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I wish I had that much money
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I would legit be cool if Trump started carpet bombing Mexico. gently caress the Cartels. Mexico needs to clean up their own drat problems.
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Windows 98 posted:https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trumps-capture-reportedly-worth-205905543.html Wait, he may just be talking about his toupee and not his actual head
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Oct 9, 2015 03:46
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I don't think Dead or Alive really means his hair but that'd be funny too
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Mexico forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes. *95% approval rating forever and ever 100 years Donald Trump.com*
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I think we'd get over it pretty quickly if someone actually did go through with El Chapo's request.
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Johnny Aztec posted:I would legit be cool if Trump started carpet bombing Mexico. gently caress the Cartels. Mexico needs to clean up their own drat problems. But U.S. Involvement in the affairs of Latin American nations, particularly punishing and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, is a major cause of the widespread problems today
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Windows 98 posted:I don't think Dead or Alive really means his hair but that'd be funny too I would really be fine with a bounty on his hair
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Johnny Aztec posted:I would legit be cool if Trump started carpet bombing Mexico. gently caress the Cartels. Mexico needs to clean up their own drat problems. lol what
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Commie NedFlanders posted:But U.S. Involvement in the affairs of Latin American nations, particularly punishing and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, is a major cause of the widespread problems today also our own war on drugs and the huge us market for it, also our massive weapons manufacturing industry and the associated smuggling of guns to mexico
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Oct 9, 2015 03:49
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If it's a real offer somebody will get that money for trumps retard rear end
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He's like Sampson, if we steal his hair we steal his power
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thanks huzlers.com
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ill do it el chapo plata o plomo
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Machete rising
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Commie NedFlanders posted:But U.S. Involvement in the affairs of Latin American nations, particularly punishing and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, is a major cause of the widespread problems today This is true, and those were bad things that were done. I don't believe the US is actually vested in stopping the cartels. It's just a big dance. So, I 'd like Trump to bomb the cartels to dust, and give the Prsident of mexico a chance to fix things up. Of course, I don't think that dude is vested in fixing things either, so v  v
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Oct 9, 2015 03:53
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poopzilla posted:ill do it el chapo Wanna team up??
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Oct 9, 2015 03:56
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Is this the ARG for SWAT 2?
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poopzilla posted:ill do it el chapo You know, $100 million split across 100 people suddenly becomes very reasonable odds.
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Johnny Aztec posted:This is true, and those were bad things that were done. I don't believe the US is actually vested in stopping the cartels. It's just a big dance. america definitely needs a counter-insurgency campaign on our border, sounds good, cant see how that could go wrong
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Commie NedFlanders posted:But U.S. Involvement in the affairs of Latin American nations, particularly punishing and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, is a major cause of the widespread problems today lol if you actually believe this
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BigBoss posted:lol if you actually believe this lol if you dont
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Is the us president thing still on? Has anything interesting happened the last 8 weeks?
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rear end cobra posted:Is the us president thing still on? Has anything interesting happened the last 8 weeks? ben carson has been diagnosed with early onset dementia
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TEAYCHES posted:ben carson has been diagnosed with early onset dementia Ben Caron believes in his hands.
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TEAYCHES posted:ben carson has been diagnosed with early onset dementia Will he further lobotomize himself to assuage his suffering?
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TEAYCHES posted:ben carson has been diagnosed with early onset dementia Really?? I just thought he was really high all the time
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Oct 9, 2015 04:10
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President Trump has been kidnapped by the cartels. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Trump?
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nopants posted:President Trump has been kidnapped by the cartels. That would be so interesting
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How the hell does the payout work, though? Do you have to first find El Chapo? Deliver the body? Like, I'd almost certainly think there's at least one person willing and able to take the death penalty to put $100M in their family's hands. Especially if they can just cap his rear end and wait for cops.
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rear end cobra posted:Is the us president thing still on? Has anything interesting happened the last 8 weeks? Ben Carson says everyone should rush spree shooters because he can't shoot all of us.
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Johnny Aztec posted:I would legit be cool if Trump started carpet bombing Mexico. gently caress the Cartels. Mexico needs to clean up their own drat problems. this sounds rad i hope it happens
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Oct 9, 2015 04:27
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nopants posted:President Trump has been kidnapped by the cartels.
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:How the hell does the payout work, though? Lol they wouldn't let him keep the money fool.
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Oct 9, 2015 04:28
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Windows 98 posted:Ben Carson says everyone should rush spree shooters because he can't shoot all of us. He's simply being logical
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I was mega obsessed with the gop race for a while, but wow it's a long time running. Did Fiorina gently caress up yet?
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Waiting for trump to offer up 200 million for elchapo
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nopants posted:President Trump has been kidnapped by the cartels. Heh I don't think anybody's gonna be working too hard to rescue him.
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