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Build a small concrete confinement cell outdoors. Place child cell. Leave until child ripe in both body and mind.
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sogn your kid up for the bigger brother program tell them his dad is dead
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Oct 14, 2015 04:05
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Salem Saberhagen posted:Build a small concrete confinement cell outdoors. Place child cell. Leave until child ripe in both body and mind. this worked for st. anthony
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Oct 14, 2015 04:07
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My Q-Face posted:I was a ragey teen boy who put holes in doors, walls and broke other stuff, and it was always because my parents told me to shut up, talked over me, mocked me, told me to quit feeling sorry for myself if I was hurt (including sending me to school with a 104 degree fever), or literally walked away if my problems needed more complicated solutions than Sitcom dads provided. i'd slap you too. stealing my good sour cream and fibbin about it
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Oct 14, 2015 04:09
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that sour cream was for your uncle ron!
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Oct 14, 2015 04:09
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My Q-Face posted:I was a ragey teen boy who put holes in doors, walls and broke other stuff, and it was always because my parents told me to shut up, talked over me, mocked me, told me to quit feeling sorry for myself if I was hurt (including sending me to school with a 104 degree fever), or literally walked away if my problems needed more complicated solutions than Sitcom dads provided. Kids punch walls without their parents sucking too. I'm pretty terrible at everything though so whoa who knows!
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Oct 14, 2015 04:12
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Show him this thread then brutally gently caress his rear end
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Oct 14, 2015 04:14
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RaceBannon posted:But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion. Sure it will, until he learns to do it properly. Here's how: Step 1- make him watch youtube videos on how to do it. Then he writes a report where he lists the three most helpful videos and transcribes one word-for-word. Step 2- buy a sheet of drywall. Cut it in half and put half away for larger projects later. In the remaining half cut five or six holes between 1 and 4 inches in diameter. Step 3- give him the supplies he needs to patch them and let him practice until he gets one perfect. Let him know that drywall and drywall related videos will be his only recreational activity until he achieves perfection. Step 4- When the real hole is patched, tell him you're proud of the job he did and pat yourself on the back for actually parenting. Congratulations, you saved your son hundreds in future repair costs and maybe repaired some problems with your relationship as well.
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Oct 14, 2015 04:15
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RaceBannon posted:But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion. This is an incredibly stupid dismissal of the only correct answer. If it looks like poo poo then make him do it again. Until it's done to your satisfaction, take away one of the things he holds most dear. Also stop raising you son to be stupid. A man needs to know how to patch a loving hole in the wall.
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Oct 14, 2015 04:23
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PyPy posted:This is an incredibly stupid dismissal of the only correct answer. If it looks like poo poo then make him do it again. Until it's done to your satisfaction, take away one of the things he holds most dear. Also stop raising you son to be stupid. A man needs to know how to patch a loving hole in the wall. I wasn't really being serious. I wanted more funny answers...
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Oct 14, 2015 04:24
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RaceBannon posted:Kids punch walls without their parents sucking too. It's pretty common, as kids my brother and I dented the wall while trying to squash a bug iirc
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Oct 14, 2015 04:26
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We went for the nuclear option
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Oct 14, 2015 04:27
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PyPy posted:This is an incredibly stupid dismissal of the only correct answer. If it looks like poo poo then make him do it again. Until it's done to your satisfaction, take away one of the things he holds most dear. Also stop raising you son to be stupid. A man needs to know how to patch a loving hole in the wall. lol
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PyPy posted:This is an incredibly stupid dismissal of the only correct answer. If it looks like poo poo then make him do it again. Until it's done to your satisfaction, take away one of the things he holds most dear. Also stop raising you son to be stupid. A man needs to know how to patch a loving hole in the wall. HELLO AUTHORITARIAN DAD I AM PERMISSIVE DAD , DONT THREATEN ME OR ELSE I MAY LECTURE YOU
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Oct 14, 2015 04:29
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the "spartan parent persona" is the millennial form of the kid who grew up in the subarbs unsupervised by his "parents" but still didnt bother to take advatage of it because they were so socially crippled and has no kids yet (and hopefully never will) always has the best answer
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Oct 14, 2015 04:31
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Sheep-Goats posted:HELLO AUTHORITARIAN DAD I AM PERMISSIVE DAD , DONT THREATEN ME OR ELSE I MAY LECTURE YOU haha woops beaten by wolf-nuts
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Oct 14, 2015 04:32
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dad gay. so what posted:the "spartan parent persona" is the millennial form of the kid who grew up in the subarbs unsupervised by his "parents" but still didnt bother to take advatage of it because they were so socially crippled and has no kids yet (and hopefully never will) always has the best answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q8DgBw8zUY&t=130s
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Oct 14, 2015 04:37
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I pray for annihilation Make me a grease spot in a rented room O lord
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Oct 14, 2015 04:37
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Andrew Aaron "Andy" Mineo,[1] formerly known as C-Lite, is an American Christian hip hop artist, producer, and TV and music video director from New York City.
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Oct 14, 2015 04:38
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After moving to New York City, he realized his weak spiritual condition, re-dedicated his life to Christ and closed down his production studio in order to restart his career.
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Oct 14, 2015 04:38
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Sheep-Goats posted:I pray for annihilation you need to relax wolf-nut
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Oct 14, 2015 04:39
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nothing i like more than someone who writes his own wiki page of that, nothing i like more than the christian subset
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Oct 14, 2015 04:39
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dad gay. so what posted:you need to relax wolf-nut I will request a rented room painted in a yellowish shade of green then, for the grease spotting, as an article in the 1940s said green is relaxing, and therefore all rented rooms and insane asylyms are painted some varation of the color known as Cado or Avacado or Just G-Do
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Oct 14, 2015 04:41
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nomadologique posted:nothing i like more than someone who writes his own wiki page why do you persecute christians besides the obvious social expediency? did they do something to you? it wouldnt surprise me they can be very judgemental ( the religious types) just wondering about your personal situation since you seem like you have serious mental problems and should be euthanized. j/k lol whats up bro?
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Oct 14, 2015 04:42
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RaceBannon posted:I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake? Make him use IE 5.5 with Bonzi buddy and about 400 toolbars installed.
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Oct 14, 2015 04:49
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RaceBannon posted:I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake? Ask him if punching a wall makes him feel like a man and no matter the answer set his computer up so he can only go to tumblr
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Oct 14, 2015 05:00
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make him load up that youtube he loves so much and search for "how do i fix a hole in drywall"
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Oct 14, 2015 05:01
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dad gay. so what posted:why do you persecute christians besides the obvious social expediency? did they do something to you? it wouldnt surprise me they can be very judgemental ( the religious types) just wondering about your personal situation since you seem like you have serious mental problems and should be euthanized. j/k lol whats up bro? it is the social expediency
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Oct 14, 2015 05:18
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take him out of school & apprentice him to a carpenter so he can learn patience like jesus
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Oct 14, 2015 05:19
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Make him spend hours repairing the wall so he learns if you throw a stupid temper tantrum as an adult, nobody's gonna clean up after you.
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Oct 14, 2015 05:26
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Drink Cheerwine posted:take him out of school & apprentice him to a carpenter so he can learn patience like jesus
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Oct 14, 2015 05:26
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RaceBannon posted:I wasn't really being serious. I wanted more funny answers... Show up naked to his school.
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Oct 14, 2015 05:48
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My Q-Face posted:I was a ragey teen boy who put holes in doors, walls and broke other stuff, and it was always because my parents told me to shut up, talked over me, mocked me, told me to quit feeling sorry for myself if I was hurt (including sending me to school with a 104 degree fever), or literally walked away if my problems needed more complicated solutions than Sitcom dads provided. my parents did the same thing and i turned out fine. i think you're just a pussy
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Oct 14, 2015 06:49
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Force him to take karate lessons and do community service board breaking demonstrations at the old folks home
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Oct 14, 2015 06:53
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Cnut the Great posted:my parents did the same thing and i turned out fine. i think you're just a pussy Were you ever able to convince her that once the sour cream container is open, separation is normal? I turned out okay, but I was very angry into my late teens and also don't talk to my parents anymore.
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Oct 14, 2015 07:00
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Intensive family therapy sessions in which you realize the reason your stupid kid punched a hole in the wall is because your a bad and abusive parent and he's acting out.
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Oct 14, 2015 07:10
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Lecture him on the cost of drywall repair, then punch a hole in his face
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Oct 14, 2015 07:11
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Cnut the Great posted:my parents did the same thing and i turned out fine. i think you're just a pussy It's funny that everyone I've ever known who talked about how they got smacked around when they were kids and they turned out fine and learned respect were all completely maladjusted and usually had anger problems.
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Oct 14, 2015 07:13
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You have to make him be a wall somehow. Like make him lay on his side on the ground and form a triangle box like structure with his arms and legs connecting. Then put a live animal in the person building. So when the animal tries to tunnel into him he'll feel bad for the wall he punched
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Cover it up with something ugly and embarrassing like his awkward old school photos, a teen idol poster or hideous Christmas wrapping paper.
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