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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yes We Can!

We've a few people to lampoon here on SA.

Hillary Clinton

Current front runner of the lizard people.

Bernie Sanders

Angry old white haired socialist man.

Three other people that NO ONE CARES ABOUT


and maybe...

Just loving maybe....




Diamond Joe Biden

HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO KICK SOME rear end!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F9FFKB0leU


The debate starts at 8:30 pm EST on CNN. ITT we mock the gently caress out of them.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

funny story, in advance of the debate

one of my best friends is a rabid conservative and she posted this image on facebook along with a "bernie sanders bad grr" type of post:



she works two different jobs 70 hours a week at the tender age of 19

:confused:

ok i guess don't vote for the guy that will make your life at least a little bit easier, and instead bitch about the welfare system? i dunno man, teenage conservatives are weird

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
AMERICANSTROMG.COM

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

symbolic posted:

funny story, in advance of the debate

one of my best friends is a rabid conservative and she posted this image on facebook along with a "bernie sanders bad grr" type of post:



she works two different jobs 70 hours a week at the tender age of 19

:confused:

ok i guess don't vote for the guy that will make your life at least a little bit easier, and instead bitch about the welfare system? i dunno man, teenage conservatives are weird

the only cure for stupidity is fatal

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have a bottle of Bourbon a hockey game to switch back and forth from and a will to lampoon any presidential candidate there is.

This online....

"community" may be left leaning, but motherfuck, if we can degrade our own, we can lampoon the gently caress out of anyone.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

I have a bottle of Bourbon a hockey game to switch back and forth from and a will to lampoon any presidential candidate there is.

This online....

"community" may be left leaning, but motherfuck, if we can degrade our own, we can lampoon the gently caress out of anyone.

democrats are not left leaning hth

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
need non cnn stream

ehhhhhhnnnnnn fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 14, 2015

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Let me know when the subject of cannabis legalization comes up. Then I'll listen in.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

mdm posted:

democrats are not left leaning hth

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Man, why do so many politicians do the MDickie hand thing, don't they realize they're doing the MDickie hand thing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mdm posted:

democrats are not left leaning hth

Define yourself

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I'm really glad they let the three dudes that have like a combined 1% in the polls participate so they could dilute the whole thing


I'm still half expecting them to turn the mic off when Bernie speaks and mosaic his face

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

symbolic posted:

funny story, in advance of the debate

one of my best friends is a rabid conservative and she posted this image on facebook along with a "bernie sanders bad grr" type of post:



she works two different jobs 70 hours a week at the tender age of 19

:confused:

ok i guess don't vote for the guy that will make your life at least a little bit easier, and instead bitch about the welfare system? i dunno man, teenage conservatives are weird

the dog makes a good point, to be frank.

anyway, i'm not watching the debate. i have more important things to do.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

City of Tampa posted:

I'm still half expecting them to turn the mic off when Bernie speaks and mosaic his face

I would not be surprised

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Define yourself

poo poo poster?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mdm posted:

poo poo poster?

Truly the most democratic person.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Truly the most democratic person.

nah youre thinking of reddit poo poo posts

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i want to hear what the bad guy from The Wire has to say, i'm sure he will make a great president

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mdm posted:

nah youre thinking of reddit poo poo posts

Anarchistic does not equal democratic

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Anarchistic does not equal democratic

but the anarchists have upvotes and downvotes to create the illusion of democracy, the best kind of democracy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
What the gently caress is up with CNN.com? Isthere a different website I can watch this on?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mdm posted:

but the anarchists have upvotes and downvotes to create the illusion of democracy, the best kind of democracy

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
they should really play some of the NFL pre-game theme songs for this imo because i am loving PUMPED

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
i'm gay











































gay for bernie

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

they should really play some of the NFL pre-game theme songs for this imo because i am loving PUMPED

This loving intro is hilarious

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
lol yeah thats what made me think of it


also rhode island governor lol, i live in mass and ive never even heard of this schmuck chaffee

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
They couldn't spend two extra seconds to give the other candidates their own intro?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
this basically is a football game

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
reffing the debate is Big John McCarthy

u ready, u ready?

lets get it on!

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

What's with the arena sports music?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sheryle loving crow :laffo:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
How the hell is CNN doing this with so much less dignity than Fox News

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I forgot this was on tonight otherwise I would have gotten enough beer to drink away the panic and sheer terror I feel whenever I watch our potential elected leaders talk

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Debate is not working for me, wtf

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
she has aged


poorly



nice shoes though


E: does anybody else think its corny to sing the national anthem for a debate? its always struck me as weird as gently caress

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
they should have run out and busted through a big banner held by cheerleaders

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Play ball :911:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

VendaGoat posted:

Sheryle loving crow :laffo:

That's something I'd expect as a joke on the Simpsons or something

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
bernie sanders is too old, jim webb is a reppublican, everyone hates hillary, and martin omalley will b playing "crash into me"

they all agree and no one loving cares. oh yeah, and lincoln chafeee lmao.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

boom boom boom posted:

How the hell is CNN doing this with so much less dignity than Fox News

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