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Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPK382eJIns

:radcat:

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Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Don't give a train anything that you want back:
http://i.imgur.com/CEK5MEo.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Soccer Schadenfeude: http://i.imgur.com/n3bHOA8.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009


Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
This schadenfreude involves kids falling down. They are probably scarred for life.

http://i.imgur.com/8HjIrK7.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/rZgls2A.gifv

Bonus catenfreunde:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Catenfreude:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Turtle Power!

http://i.imgur.com/k3xBeIY.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
At my school, the theater students were the only class really devoted to pranking. The senior class a few years ahead of me built a free-standing replica of the theater teacher's office on the theater stage. They moved all of her belongings in there, hooked up her telephone, wired the lights, and then sealed the thing shut. You could peek in through a small window to admire their work, and listen to the phone ring and ring.

My year, they built a miniature golf course on the stage, complete with sand trap and water feature. Unfortunately, no one told the janitors that tarps had been placed under everything to make clean up easy, and they spent a lot of unneeded time shoveling sand.

A nearby high school thought it would be hilarious to put goats on the roof of the high school. They wanted the goats to be safe, so they put leashes on them and tied them to the roof. Unfortunately, the goats were too close to the edge of the building, and by the time kids started showing up to school, there were dead goats hanging from the eaves. :(

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Neighbors call the police after hearing a man screaming "I'm going to kill you," the sounds of furniture being thrown, and woman-ish screams. What they find is not a domestic violence incident, instead it's just a guy trying to kill a spider.
http://ktla.com/2015/11/26/im-going-to-kill-you-man-screaming-at-spider-prompts-domestic-call-police-response-in-australia/

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Lumberjacked: http://i.imgur.com/6V9cOcI.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

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Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Wrapped and unwrapped Maccabee chocolates for Hanukkah



Does this mean we are winning or losing the war on Christmas? :jewish:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
How to test a hard hat: http://i.imgur.com/D8IwcJq.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
I know we just finished this derail, but can't we all just come together and enjoy watching Mike Tyson fall off a hoverboard? https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/681928471149297665

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Make sure you unmute for this one: https://vine.co/v/edzwqgzjPXQ

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Two Mirage 2000 aircraft broke the sound barrier while flying low over the Plaza of the Three Powers in Brazil, shattering all the windows in the Supreme Court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eoTqLnL0WI

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
That Oregon Militia thing sure seems like it's going well: Tearful militant discovers friend drank away donation money: ‘It’s like finding out there is no such thing as Santa’ :911:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009




Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
I feel like this needs "Wasted" at the end: http://i.imgur.com/HjAdJJG.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
The fun starts at 2:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAIY0I5GGw4

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/KAeNrBP.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/EFveWs6.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/kbFUlyK.gifv

African Fish Eagle :black101:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/htJevAD.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
We need more Schadenfreude and less derail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uqZSwbMcfA

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/7cBJ59r.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/Z5tCjZQ.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Escalator in China suddenly reverses. Luckily, there were only minor injuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmV0nf3g96o

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Have a Stupid Criminals Schadenfreude match set:

Three arrested after robbing a convenience store while wearing court-ordered GPS

Thieves located quickly after stealing GPS devices

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009


:catstare:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20151203/article/151209906?p=1&tc=pg

The author of “The Drinker's Guide to Driving: The Secrets of DUI from One of America's Top DUI Lawyers.” was arrested for a DUI. It turns out he didn't follow the advice in his own book!

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/t2DoSyr.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Some people get fat because they are disabled. Some people become disabled because they are fat. For some people, it's a spiral of increasing health problems which make exercise more difficult, which in turn leads to more health problems. In any case, it makes for a boring schadenfeaude thread.

The problem with picture windows, is you risk a bird flying into it... and destroying your house.

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Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Axe Body Spray Responsible for Emergency Evacuation of Church and Day Care
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/03/axe-body-spray-emergency-evacuation-seattle-daycare.html

"They sent in a hazmat team, which discovered the body spray. The can was malfunctioning, apparently, and would not stop releasing fumes."

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