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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



chitoryu12 posted:

You can't see anything awful, but one of the spikes is clearly missing from the fence after he hits it and it's not on the ground and he's not moving....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's the one where he hit his rear end.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



First Tube posted:

Here lets help him out.



:effort:

real loss of an opportunity here.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



handegg can be p fun

so can seeing birds have their feathers blowing all over the place



or just getting hit

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ekuNNN posted:

Who would have thought any more schadenfreude could be squeezed out of the whole Silkroad thing :monocle:
Former DEA agent sentenced to 6 1/2 years in jail for stealing Bitcoins in Silk Road probe

Not Carl Mark Force IV????!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I got somehtin for you chinaman7k

http://freakonomics.com/2014/09/11/how-to-save-1-billion-without-even-trying-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



another schedenfruede success story.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That kid won't visit his mom or take care of her while she's in a nursing home or hospital.


Lol

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Samfucius posted:

My step mom got me pokemon red for Christmas way back in the day, but she didn't want the box to be too obvious, so she put it in a Ritz crackers box before she wrapped it.

I thanked her very nicely for the crackers, because I'm a normal person, I could handle a disappointing gift like that, and Ritz are actually delicious. I did not break down, and actually thought it was really funny once I figured it out.

Kids are okay with jokes, even from "authority" you dorks.

A child is not a normal person,. they are a loving child.


A normal person doesn't develop until like 25.

The rest of what you said may be correct, but this distinction I had to make.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvvJYVL7Bpk&t=50s

*ping*

argghghugh

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Mulva posted:

Oh no, it's just all put into huge databases waiting until they need to convict you of something.

The future war on piracy will bring down the full power of the RIAA on millennials.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SierraEchoBravo posted:

I don't think they could have picked a better picture.



Quotin this fail post

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



PRADA SLUT posted:

Consoles are cheap because their prices are subsidized by people buying games for them.

Microsoft was losing money on each Xbox sold, the only way a Steambox could be subsidized like that is if Valve produced them directly or they gave a cut of whatever was bought on them to the manufacturer.

Hmm geez wiz I wonder if Valve could sell games to offset a loss leader like a Steambox.


Why bother though, they already have all the hats they could ever want.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




This is relevant to both the meme and fargo threads, for two different reasons and unrelated to any topic in here.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hyperlynx posted:

Also, if you use Chrome, SA Needful extension embeds gifvs for you. Death to gifs!

no, use yuspus with tampermonkey!
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo?hl=en
https://github.com/bobbilljim/yuspos/blob/master/yuspos.user.js

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Takoluka posted:

I hope Wu-Tang releases the album for free after the fact just to say "Welp, jokes on that guy."

Ugh that;d be so amazing

synthetik posted:

Apparently the contract says they can't. RZA said that they will be donating a portion o the money though, once they realized who it was that purchased it. There's a big MeFi thread on it.

WuTang is restricted from doing that? I thought it was just the buyer that couldn't share or redistribute it.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



We like to do things in bulk here in the states, en masse.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://vimeo.com/95020571

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hyperlynx posted:

One of my cats did this the other day. I was playing with him with a pom-pom on a string on the end of a stick. He grabbed the pom-pom in his mouth and started to walk off with it, with the end of the stick still in my hand. So I dropped the stick, so that he can drag his "kill" off and play with it.

He takes off, running away from the stick, but doesn't let go of the pom-pom. So he ends up doing two laps of the apartment, chased by a stick he is dragging behind him, me laughing my arse off. So, like that gif, only it was his own stupid fault for not just letting go.

this other predator wants to take my score!


yea, real stupid

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Millenial hoverrounds are fun to ride and a bit harder than skateboards.

Old people hating on them is funny, also dummies falling off them is funny.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Ozz81 posted:

Someone basically looked at a Segway and said "hey, let's make it worse by removing the handles and gyroscope, then sell it to boneheads"
??? The only way the thing works is with a gyroscope


This happens everytime, and it is painfully stupid. These things are like cell phones in how they will be perceived and accepted by the general public, they look incredibly stupid and useless from a far, but once you ride one around you realize "oh hey, neat!"

The vitriol from afar is so bizarre, but this is SA and pyf - the most curmudgeony subforum in the whole system.


http://i.imgur.com/BH1ZXo2.gifv

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



http://i.imgur.com/ahh4kOw.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWv_9BrwLik




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBofxHr8dms

quote:

This fun scooter turned out to be too hot to handle.

KoRMaK has a new favorite as of 08:05 on Dec 27, 2015

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



A millenial hoverround will get you to a walkable place in about half to 1/3 of the time.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Data Graham posted:

Next year's fad: pennyfarthing bicycles :getin:



KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgCi-a6PyBA

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



mind the walrus posted:

Swing and miss wannabe Samberg kid. Keep trying. Good instinct.

which one is the wanna be samberg? the kid whose dad died in 9/11, or the other one that had a p good youtube channel?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That was a local fox affiliate, not fox news.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Carrot Top is actually ok.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I thought those air writers were photoshopped. I didn't realize sky writing has entered the computer age.

Now its making me re-think the firework dick gif, is that real too??!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



RandomBlue posted:

We only exist when you're drunk.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Blackchamber posted:

Thats sounds like the right thing to do. Honestly though I still think I'd try my thing first, because the cut off would keep more gas from adding to the fire but I'd rather not let whats in the tank just burn up and possibly/probably burn my car down while I wait for the fire department to show up. If it ever happens the video will likely be posted in this thread with quotes.
yea, give it a shot
http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.webm

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Blackchamber posted:

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.gifv

Were we talking about the video? The guy asked what to do if the gas tank was already on fire, not 'what should this lady in the video have done in her case'. Still not saying my idea is the best way to handle it either.

Basically I said 'wow your way is probably right as can be and I'm stupid so Id do it wrong.' and your reply is 'why cant you see that your way is dumb?' Agree to agree?
Yes, duh, we are watching the same video. Yes duh i am talking about what to do when the nozzle is already inserted and a fire erupts, because do you see what happens when you pull the nozzle out? Thats the part im talking about. Go ahead, pull the nozzle out. Even let go out the trigger so it doesn't spray everywhere.

What sounds like the safer bet: leaving the situation as it is and hitting the e-stop and letting it burn off, or pulling the handle out and exposing more surface area to the loving flames.

Looks to me like things burn out pretty quickly, so long as more literal fuel isnt added to the literal fire.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Blackchamber posted:

Actually I wasn't talking to you, I just qouted you because you posted the same link that posted like one post above you which was pretty 'didnt read'. I was replying to the original question posted by 'a white guy', so again, wasnt talking to you about the video. at all.
Then please don't invoke me with a quote, tia

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That blind kid vid had some hosed up backstory that I didn';t bother figuring out but apparently the blind kid was doing something hosed up before hand. So its not a good clean bully gets their come upins story. Kind of like that dude that kicked the kid.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Nfcknblvbl posted:

So you think resolving a conflict with a blind person is by punching his defensiveness rear end seems fair, you're cool.
Who said that? I didn't say that. Why would you assume I said that?


KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012






Lol

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Na'at posted:

OK so that imgur post starts out saying that the kid is only mostly blind and also autistic then at the end it says that he isn't at all disabled? Also the bully says that the blind kid attacked him and really wanted to fight but in the video the bully is wailing on the blind kid whos just holding his arms up trying to not get hit while kids are in a circle watching and recording. I'm just gonna go ahead and believe the recorded evidence and dismiss the eye witness testimony.

Blind kid went picking a fight, the "bully" didn't know the kid was blind. If a person that comes picking a fight ends up being on the losing end I don't think that the other person is going to stop immedately.

Still feel bad for the blind kid, probably some misguided poo poo made him think he should pick a fight.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Nah, its about things on camera not being what they appear and not telling the whole story. That's how it relates.

It's p lovely to sucker punch people from behind in the temple, thats bordering on almost committed manslaughter terrotry, so don't do it. Hit them somewhere else.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Na'at posted:

I'm not seeing anything in the video to support the version of the story told by the person filmed repeatedly punching a blind autistic. It's almost like someone got caught being a piece of poo poo and now they're doing damage control.
Yea could be. I also bet you think that we dropped the bomb on japan to end the war.




:greencube: please post in good fun

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



A White Guy posted:

I can take pleasure in someone else doing something retarded and getting hurt for it. Watching some poor women destroy her ACL on the leg machine, not so much.

To follow your formula, the woman using the leg machine is doing a retarded stupid thing by taking on too much weight. She is, techincally, someone else.

What I'm saying is, I don't get what you are saying.

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