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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Hey, it could've been two spikes! Or three! :shepface:

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Telemaze posted:

How could anyone in the schadenfreude thread act like that Total Biscuit stuff crosses a line. These threads are literally solely for enjoying someone else's misery. We had more than one car-hit-by-train gif in the last thread.

I feel the schadenfreude is lessened because when called out on his past statement (because he was denouncing people who wish cancer on others) he genuinely apologised and said he regretted his actions.
Trains hitting cars is funny because the driver usually went onto the tracks of their own accord. Cancer doesn't strike just because you wished someone would die of it. Source: half my family died of cancer/has cancer and none of them wished cancer on people afaik.

EDIT: Although, if wishing cancer on someone gave you cancer, a lot of people in this thread would be prime schadenfreude in a few years.

Roro has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Oct 17, 2015

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
In other sports-related news, the Rugby World Cup is currently underway in the UK. England went out almost immediately, followed by Wales and Ireland, leaving Scotland as the only home team in the running.
They lost against Australia.

Now, I don't profess to understand exactly what happened, but what appears to have transpired is that the referee (whose name is plastered all over Yik Yak with condescending jokes yet I can't remember) gave a last-minute penalty to Australia that he shouldn't have, which allowed them to win. As an English person in Scotland, who has been relentlessly mocked for the last... week or so, over a game I don't give a poo poo about, seeing the misery of the Scots is like loving ambrosia.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
http://www.pcgamer.com/subscription..._campaign=pcgfb

Ooooh boy. I'm not sure if I'd rather have this succeed, or fail.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

WarpedNaba posted:

People still watch Redtube? Something should've taken it's place by now

Why fix what ain't broke?

EDIT: Also apparently (according to a comment on that article) the $120/y sub fee covers the Youtube stuff with no ads, offline content, music etc, and Google Play Music too, so it sound like if that's your jam it would be pretty good.
But 0/10 would not buy for PewDiePie.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

buttcoinbrony posted:

European PSAs are pretty intense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY

I can't tell if the cartoon SPLAT at :44 was in the original commercial or added by the uploader, but either way I approve.

There's another Irish one that I had to watch my first year of college, and I literally have flashbacks to the screaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YEoYGArMas
Fucks sake, Ireland.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Better with sound.
"Why is it moving, bro?! Why is it moving?? AAAAAH!"

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Do we have any more of these British ones? I've well acquainted with the American ones -- One Got Fat, the train ones on MST3k (why don't they look?) -- but the British ones are done with such a cruelty to them that makes it even more bizarre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVBfMMMUsGs
Just listen to the crack of her arms as it unbreaks.
EDIT: Christ, I forgot how graphic that was. For reference sake, I was about 9-10 when this advert came out I think. hosed me up something rotten, had to mute the tv when it came on.

For something a bit lighter, weddings! And how they gently caress up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eht9YOoD0v0

Roro has a new favorite as of 22:06 on Oct 25, 2015

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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belt posted:

So apparently 30 is the perfect spot when you just want to teach them a lesson.

Like a spanking, but using a car instead of your hand.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I don't like the whole " push someone's face into a cake", but it's more the concern that one day a candle will end up lodged in someone's eye that way. My ultimate fear, someone/thing damaging my eyes, played out on some poor schmuck (which is unlikely to ever happen but hey!)

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

captainOrbital posted:

They are not advocates; they prefer death to autism. Death for thousands and thousands of children.

"Well those children obviously weren't as strong as my little la- oh god why are they bleeding from every orifice??"

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
http://now8news.com/woman-shoots-veterinarian-after-he-refuses-to-do-sex-re-assignment-surgery-on-her-dog/
:allears: Somebody here needs help, and it's not her dog... It's the vet!

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

LordSaturn posted:

I don't think now8news is legit. Most of their stories are "funny mug shot + gross-out story" except for one about this: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/marlboro.asp

I want to believe!

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I don't mind marketing calls on my mobile, because I can block their number. Little more difficult on a landline.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Holy poo poo, that one with the husky and the guy trying to get it in the taxi is Edinburgh!! I go along that road every day for uni :3:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

kinmik posted:

So if you go down in the middle of a multiple bike pileup, do you just go fetal and wait for death because I can't imagine anyone doing literally anything else.

Considering how hard it seems to be for them to stop quickly when there's that many cyclists, I imagine that going fetal means less chance of someone riding a bike over a limb/your neck and causing serious damage.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

nexus6 posted:

Heyo fellow Edinburgh goon. Looks like Fountain Park

:scotland:

It is! The ugly wall of Bainfield is the giveaway.

EDIT: Also holy lol at the gay pics guy, didn't he get banned once before for that poo poo? I distinctly remember seeing a naked men thread in GBS before.

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Always great :allears:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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One Swell Foop posted:

The full video is even more schadenfreudy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1B2FuxKYg

Alfie poo poo himself, but that guy dribbled.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

wyoming posted:

Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

Oh god, I forgot him. How could I forget that amazing performance?

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Rah! posted:

Probably it's just the fact that it's a giant unfamiliar face with giant creepy intimidating staring eyes that's suddenly all up in their poo poo, and it freaks them out. Then again, cats also are scared of vegetables, so who the gently caress knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIQiiG6i09A

Health food is scary.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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Hyperlynx posted:

It's not health food if you're a cat, though. They're carnivores.

Twice as scary.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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Turtles/terrapins are loving dicks. Source: I had to clean out a terrapin tank once a week for a year. Fuckers will go at you if you let them, I had to herd new students away from them.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Del Boy aged poorly.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

"I think it's sausage." Ohhhhh buddy, I'm so sorry.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Humphreys posted:

A class in my school decided for senior prank that it would be a good idea to dress their younger brother up in the uniform of the local girls college, and then have 'her' wait after school at the pickup area. Then 4 seniors in balaclavas drove up and kidnapped her.

It was a loving huge shitfight with the police and media trying to figure out who the kidnappers were and who the victim actually was.

Got any articles to prove it? Because it sounds like bullshit, no offence.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

The second guy is kind of a dumbass.

More-so after the head-on collision.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Holy poo poo. The cop that just shoots the motorcycle thief stone cold :stare:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Apocadall posted:

Awesome haha! Whole set of videos is pretty great.

Keep your death fetish to yourself, buddy.


Scyantific posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPS8OJxdBgQ

From the related videos list.

Uh guys I think that first lady died :nms:

Her car just loving disintegrates. This is why smart cars should be removed from society.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Baron von Eevl posted:

I mean so is he now.

If anything, Aramek is now richer than that guy.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAVKp_T8hH8

There's a lesson to be learned here. Use-by dates are not to be ignored.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Get stuck into your work.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I'm thankful for dummies with poor judgment and or planning on this day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP3qh6Qym40

That's a level of decadent insanity I'm not willing to attempt.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Gorilla Salad posted:

gently caress

Oh my god, his hands! And did he piss himself? Because I loving would've too.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

kizudarake posted:

I was reading that in England, you only have to pay the license if the tv was hooked to an OTA antenna.

Yeah, if you buy a TV to play video games with, you don't need a TV license. If you use BBC iPlayer on your console, you need a license now. It's gotten way too convoluted for me to really understand, but I only watch TV now because my accommodation provided a TV and bundled the license in with the internet fee for the year.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
How the gently caress do you people know her tumblr? Does she mention it? I stopped watching pretty quick as soon as I saw the title so I don't know her reasons or her tumblr.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I'm not curious enough to go looking, to be honest. I'll stay ignorant.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Choco1980 posted:

:stare: I can't stop reading. Voidburger's a completely reasonable goon, and seems to be one of the only voices of reason in analyzing what happens in the silent hill series in like, the whole world, and doesn't go on random personal opinion tangents without any evidence whatsoever. I should be sleeping but instead now I'm stuck on this ride til the end. Hoooly poo poo...

You're not the only one, some New York magazine picked up on the story and spent half the page listing Voidburger's sassy Twitter comebacks instead of reporting.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

hanales posted:

By the end of it I was sad, because I know that kid is going to shoot up a schoolcircumcision clinic.

Fixed it for you.

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

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Regalingualius posted:

The admins for the entire wikia system got involved, since he was the head admin for the SH wiki, and blocked him from the wikia system (since he'd apparently started spreading his circumcision craziness to other game wikis he was an also an admin at).

At least he saved us the trouble of figuring out what forums he posted to if/when he goes off the deep end in real life, assuming his username is his real name.

Alex Shepard is from SH: Homecoming, so it's unlikely anyone will find more crazy under that name.

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