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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Being a liberal veteran is great, because you get to call out stupid bullshit like this, written by some arm chair holy warrior

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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AbbadonOfHell posted:

Well in that case we should have gave him some kevlar. Cause I remember there being quite a few in Iraq that didn't have it / had insufficient protection. Hell I think there was a goon effort for donations to get em some.

LOL

We wore so much loving body armor we were begging to take that poo poo off, go Vietnam style, it's too goddamn hot. But you gotta be up to regulation in the 82nd ra ra ra

All that "not enough equipment" bullshit is just a bunch of conservative pork barrel politics so they can get more money for their southern, useless Army base. If you had seen the acres and acres of connexes full of poo poo in Kandahar or Bagram, you wouldn't believe any of that poo poo.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Borden posted:

What kind of crazy moon sect of Christianity did you practice?
Pledge allegiance to the bible? Did you not have the Lord's prayer?

One good thing about being Catholic is all the poo poo you have to say is less, "you are so great God, We are so Great" and more "I know I'm a total piece of poo poo, oh man, sorry everyone, I'll try harder, don't smite me"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Ehud posted:

found the pledges all in one img




Boy, white people aren't very good at making up pledges

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Yay, marine chat

This pedantic chat is the reason they are the most favoritest branch according to the other branches

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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lordoftheT posted:

This is a bad thread.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Yolomon Wayne posted:

They are the crossfitters of the military.

On point

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Sounds good to me

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Hooded Reptile posted:

Drunk Indian Cop Sleeping in Piss

Let it speak for itself.

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6da_1445280131

So is it "piss!" or "badass!"

I need to know

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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DeusExMachinima posted:

ok what am i looking at here

i see lenin on the left, marx on the right, and what looks like a youngish tom cruise in a suit next to jesus with the cross?

Marx is like, "You can do it, champ!"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Toadvine posted:

I think it's about people using and abusing Christianity for personal gain.

Man in the suit is a politician invoking Jesus for votes while not caring about the messiah's tribulations

I'm guessing this painting was done without a drop of irony

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Yolomon Wayne posted:

I like how the marine was taking college classes.


If youre making up bullshit stories, at least try to stay believable.

Probably Stadium Lawn Management 301

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Nonsense posted:

They legit don't go to school. Only army, navy, and air force do. Marines partake of University of Phoenix almost exclusively.

Legitimately never met a marine who used his GI Bill for anywhere but Texas A&M or some for profit poo poo

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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DreamShipWrecked posted:

Man a lot of dudes showed up to this



Can we talk about the dumb gently caress in a suit who buttons the bottom button like a poo poo tier scrub

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Philthy posted:

I think it's the speaker of the house Paul Ryan. The savior of all things Republican until he blows his brains out.

A week ago, he was basically saying, "OK, I'll take the job, but I loving hate you guys, and I don't want to work weekends. And if you loving lunatics gently caress up our majority, I am going to throw a poo poo fit."

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