jfc I dont not need meat pads under my steak

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Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Jolo posted:

That pad absorbs all the meat juice. You guys are idiots if you aren't searing that separately and enjoying it with a warm flat glass of Mtn Dew Code Red.

Question for the thread: Who are worse, Medium Rare Steak Snobs or Coffee Black Snobs?

Medium rare burger snobs

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:54

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# ? May 9, 2024 00:53

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yeah they're awesome and I use mine for almost everything.

But the question stands: who the gently caress cooks steak in a pan?

Um chefs? You sear the steaks at a high temp to lock in the flavor, then you put them in the loving oven to cook the inside? Pan seared steaks aren't really uncommon...

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:54

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Um chefs? You sear the steaks at a high temp to lock in the flavor, then you put them in the loving oven to cook the inside? Pan seared steaks aren't really uncommon...

I'm waiting for him to tell us that unless you flame grill your steaks you are a loving peasant piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:56

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Prawned posted:

I'm waiting for him to tell us that unless you flame grill your steaks you are a loving peasant piece of poo poo.

Heh, this plebe probably uses Kingsford or some poo poo for charcoal, stupid idiot fucker man.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:57

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Jolo posted:

Question for the thread: Who are worse, Medium Rare Steak Snobs or Coffee Black Snobs?

So you cook your steaks badly and don't like the taste of coffee?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:58

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

ArbitraryC posted:

So you cook your steaks badly and don't like the taste of coffee?

The only thing I put in my body is Soylent.

EDIT: and dicks

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:00

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Lowtax posted:

Um chefs? You sear the steaks at a high temp to lock in the flavor, then you put them in the loving oven to cook the inside? Pan seared steaks aren't really uncommon...

Look, you're from the midwest. I wouldn't expect you to know what a steak is, but you don't bake them, chief. You grill them over hardwood.

And you serve them with baked potatoes, not tater tots and cheese and sour cream in a baking dish. That's gross and bad.

Lowtax posted:

The only thing I put in my body is Soylent.

EDIT: and dicks

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:02

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

What other difficult food packaging have you been flustered by OP?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:04

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Look, you're from the midwest. I wouldn't expect you to know what a steak is, but you don't bake them, chief. You grill them over hardwood.

And you serve them with baked potatoes, not tater tots and cheese and sour cream in a baking dish. That's gross and bad.

For reals, pan-frying a steak is 100x tastier than "grilling over hardwood". Also I'm not starting a hardwood fire every night I get home and want a steak you mongoloid.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:05

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Prawned posted:

For reals, pan-frying a steak is 100x tastier than "grilling over hardwood". Also I'm not starting a hardwood fire every night I get home and want a steak you mongoloid.

Sorry about your manhood and your colon if you can't start a fire and eat hunks of lovely red meat literally every night, buttpoop

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:07

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

heres a stake i cooked in my cast iron pan. i dare you to show me a more photogenic slab of meat(dont do this))

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:09

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

e: ^ Why did you slice it all up are you putting it on a sandwich or salad

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Sorry about your manhood and your colon if you can't start a fire and eat hunks of lovely red meat literally every night, buttpoop

I could if I wanted to, you're not my mom

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:10

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Look, you're from the midwest. I wouldn't expect you to know what a steak is, but you don't bake them, chief. You grill them over hardwood.

Yeah, the midwest isn't really known for producing cattle or steaks, got me there.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:11

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Yeah, the midwest isn't really known for producing cattle or steaks, got me there.

Lowtax stop working and play rocket league

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:12

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Prawned posted:

Lowtax stop working and play rocket league

But.....But, the rules! :qq:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:13

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Prawned posted:

e: ^ Why did you slice it all up are you putting it on a sandwich or salad

I could if I wanted to, you're not my mom

it was either cutting it or barking at it and dragging it through the forest in my mouth
e: forgot the at

Enfield fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Oct 20, 2015

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:15

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Look, you're from the midwest. I wouldn't expect you to know what a steak is, but you don't bake them, chief. You grill them over hardwood.

And you serve them with baked potatoes, not tater tots and cheese and sour cream in a baking dish. That's gross and bad.

Lol literally no good steakhouse grills their steaks. Epic fail

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:21

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

But.....But, the rules!

I am the law

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:21

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol literally no good steakhouse grills their steaks. Epic fail

500 degree plate, fresh from the Midwestern states.
http://www.ruthschris.com/menu/steak/

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:24

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Lowtax posted:

Yeah, the midwest isn't really known for producing cattle or steaks, got me there.

My man Rick got loving owned

Edit: thinking about it now, but does that dude's post mean he's never even HEARD of a pan fried steak? What the heck? :prepop:

Captain Yossarian fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 20, 2015

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:25

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

500 degree plate, fresh from the Midwestern states.
http://www.ruthschris.com/menu/steak/

Serving steak on a HOT plate (sans meat pads no less) is very controversial.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:30

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

if you microwave your steak the meat pad doesnt catch fire?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:32

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yeah they're awesome and I use mine for almost everything.

But the question stands: who the gently caress cooks steak in a pan?

well, professional chefs, for starters.

any other dumb rear end questions today?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:33

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i spear the mighty auroch and curl its flesh off and burn the flesh over split wood

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:34

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Chinatown posted:

well, professional chefs, for starters.

any other dumb rear end questions today?

Lunch ladies aren't professional chefs, hth

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:35

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

jackyl posted:

if you microwave your steak the meat pad doesnt catch fire?

No but it does cause the cereal packaging to burn. I wish there was a way for me to enjoy cheerios without all this singed cardboard and melted plastic!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:35

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lunch ladies aren't professional chefs, hth

sexist or sexiest?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:39

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lunch ladies aren't professional chefs, hth

I enjoy watching cooking shows from time to time and pretty much every time a steak is cooked it's pan seared then finished in the oven. I am fairly sure that is the goto option for professional chefs and kitchens.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:41

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lunch ladies aren't professional chefs, hth

you are dumb as poo poo

drat

wow

it must be exhausting

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:41

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lunch ladies aren't professional chefs, hth

*Walks into grocery store and spots cans of chili with beans in them* gently caress YOU BACKWARDS IMBECILES!!!!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:41

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Lowtax posted:

*Walks into grocery store and spots cans of chili with beans in them* gently caress YOU BACKWARDS IMBECILES!!!!

Who eats canned chili?

Just get some chuck roast, tomatoes, and onions and a cup of coffee. NBD.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:45

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Look, you're from the midwest. I wouldn't expect you to know what a steak is, but you don't bake them, chief. You grill them over hardwood.

And you serve them with baked potatoes, not tater tots and cheese and sour cream in a baking dish. That's gross and bad.