what would make a computer happy

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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

would it be happy running unit tests forever or is that just more dumb human bullshit?
can i write a program that the computer would like to run in its spare time?
should i turn it off at night or is that like death to the computer?
or does a computer simply wait for death

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atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

computer cant be happy when youre near it :xd:

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

loving it

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OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

u need a friend computer for the computer. computers are like cattes op

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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

loving it

a computer cannot consent, please do not gently caress a computer

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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

OldAlias posted:

u need a friend computer for the computer. computers are like cattes op

I think my computer talks to other computers all the time but it is never as friends

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ahemeni where in the Australian mega continece do you love

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

live

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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

I have taken refuge in an abandoned hungry jacks in the Sydney suburbs

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

oi mate you live een seedney

crack eenuther shremp on the barbeeeeeee

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

computers enjoy running free and open source software, OP.

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

tuxracer

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The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

nothing a computer likes more than a good CJ (computer job). getting a service pack installed is nice or maybe just a good defrag before going to sleep, but an experienced computer toucher really knows how to make a machine hum.

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

more ram always makes a computer happy.

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Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

i take my computers out for walks everyday op

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Smythe posted:

computers enjoy running free and open source software, OP.

haha yeah and all the girls like a man who can show them which are the best mcdonalds in town.

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

treat your compy to some nice expensive software... make it feel special

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GoldenTeeth: Jun 3, 2013; I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.

an uninterrupted source of E-lectricity is the most basic and essential prerequisite to a happy computer. after that he can move up to more abstract needs, like cool software or a nice mousepad.

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