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Is this a mental health issue? I'm otherwise pretty well adjusted, but I just can't poop unless I'm completely naked, maybe just wearing socks at the most. This isn't a huge problem for me, since the office where I work has a private bathroom. But this does get awkward in bathrooms with multiple stalls. Is this normal? Feel free to also share your stealth nude poop techniques itt 
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I did that too then I turned five
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Oct 22, 2015 02:23
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Welcome to adulthood.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:24
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I think it stems from a need to feel "in touch" with the toilet, like maybe it gives me more control???
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Oct 22, 2015 02:24
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i get the no pants part, but why do you have to take your shirt off?
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Oct 22, 2015 02:25
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Hmmmmm...... Smells like a troll, guys..... Just ignore "it" and maybe "it" will crawl back under his bridge.... Vote one and move on......
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Oct 22, 2015 02:26
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I feel that the tactile feedback from the back of the toilet improves the event.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:27
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sad if true
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Oct 22, 2015 02:27
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do you sit backwards on the toilet because that's pretty boss
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Oct 22, 2015 02:29
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really surprised at the lack of goon support for this ya'll a buncha closet nude poopers
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Oct 22, 2015 02:29
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naked pooping is a great way to make friends!
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Oct 22, 2015 02:33
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I only do a number two whilst wearing my jammies with the butt flap. Can't reccommend it enough!
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Oct 22, 2015 02:34
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I know what you mean man, I can't poop unless you're naked either.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:35
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I've heard of this. It's generally considered "a black person thing"
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Oct 22, 2015 02:35
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i pull my pants down to pee
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Oct 22, 2015 02:35
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PyPy posted:I've heard of this. It's generally considered "a black person thing"
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Oct 22, 2015 02:36
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let's cool it with the racial stuff ok? Come on
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Oct 22, 2015 02:37
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Even if I'm in a full business suit I will load up my entire outfit on the bathroom door hanger so I can poo poo full stance while butt naked. HR is not my friend.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:40
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have you tried doing it on a toilet instead of your dad
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Oct 22, 2015 02:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64
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Oct 22, 2015 02:48
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im not naked unless im pooping
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Oct 22, 2015 02:49
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Feels good man.
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Oct 22, 2015 03:30
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I don't need to be nude to poop. However, I'm not adverse to being nude while pooping either. I'm sure there's been many a time where I've taken a pre-shower poop QUITE nude in fact, though I confess I struggle to remember the last time specifically. Thank you OP for making me take more time to consider this aspect of my life, and all of you out there in GBS for reading this post. Again, Thank you.
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Oct 22, 2015 03:35
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You'd think this would be a burden OP, but I am seeing the upside. You will never know the indignity of having shat your pants. True the price you pay for this is having to hang up all your clothes on a hook in the toilet, but surely it is worth it for never having lovely undies. [edit] Personally however, I only take my pants down to my ankles to poo. But I can appreciate the nudepoopers point of view though.
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Oct 22, 2015 03:42
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i can peek through the crack... i can see you
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Oct 22, 2015 03:44
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhIWUyWFOk
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Oct 22, 2015 04:10
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OP is apparently twice the man George ever was.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:24
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thats weird OP, every time I get naked my bowels immediately evacuate
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Oct 22, 2015 04:27
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PyPy posted:I've heard of this. It's generally considered "a black person thing" Seriously? So like, if I see a black dude go into a bathroom and he's been in there a while, and I bust in, I'll get to see a buck naked black guy? This is very good to know, thanks!
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Oct 22, 2015 04:32
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Eh, if you can deal dropping a deuce while buck in a public restroom more power to you yo. Least you aren't you one of those spergs that can only pinch one off at home.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:44
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Id poo poo naked if i wore a mumu
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Oct 22, 2015 04:49
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Sometimes when I am in the shower I have to take a poo poo and then I poop naked. It sucks though because I am also wet so it makes the toilet paper get all gummed up in my rear end hairs. I am kind of grossed out by just hopping back in the shower without doing some cleanup first so I end up wiping then washing. I also almost always take a quick shower after making GBS threads to wash my rear end out thoroughly. It is way easier in Europe where butt sinks are ubiquitous.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:52
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I can't poop unless I'm reading something. I only have stealth reading techniques to share.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:57
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the most rear end i ever got was when the paper ripped
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Oct 22, 2015 05:01
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i poop sometimes before a shower and thus do it naked and its super legit actuallyBluemillion posted:Feels good man. dude knows whats up
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Oct 22, 2015 05:16
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criscodisco posted:Seriously? So like, if I see a black dude go into a bathroom and he's been in there a while, and I bust in, I'll get to see a buck naked black guy? This is very good to know, thanks! Yes, but I hope you wouldn't seriously do this because disturbing anyone in the middle of a fine deuce is bad form.
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Oct 22, 2015 05:17
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PyPy posted:Yes, but I hope you wouldn't seriously do this because disturbing anyone in the middle of a fine deuce is bad form. I wouldn't, but when it comes to seeing big black swinging donger, all rules are out the window.
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Oct 22, 2015 05:36
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PyPy posted:I've heard of this. It's generally considered "a black person thing" that's only because you heard of it on Scrubs, where the character Turk (black) did it
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Oct 22, 2015 05:41
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Nefarious posted:do you sit backwards on the toilet because that's pretty boss I do, sitting backwards on the toilet, you have a nice shelf for your magazines and coffee. It's really nice.
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Oct 22, 2015 05:45
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I do, sitting backwards on the toilet, you have a nice shelf for your magazines and coffee. It's really nice. I tried, but unless you take your pants and underwear off your legs are so far back that your cheeks are far too clenched to get any poo out, and your wang is smashed against the narrow back inside edge of the toilet seat. Plus the top of my toilet is rounded, so I'd lose all advantages.
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