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if im pooping w/ no shoes (i.e. at home) thne i gotta take my socks off. if the shoes stay on, so do the socks
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you guys ever pull your knees up to youre chest when you push out some poop, feels reall. good imho, imo
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Oct 22, 2015 06:28
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lonesomedwarf posted:you guys ever pull your knees up to youre chest when you push out some poop, feels reall. good imho, imo wtf how do you stay balanced on the toilet like that?
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Oct 22, 2015 06:45
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ThePriceIsRight posted:wtf how do you stay balanced on the toilet like that? a prodigious behind, an ample posterior
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Oct 22, 2015 06:49
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a big fat arse
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Oct 22, 2015 06:49
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it's cool man just wait until all your friends find out and can't believe you and you're like "what i thought everybody did it that way"
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Oct 22, 2015 06:50
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lonesomedwarf posted:a prodigious behind, an ample posterior Seems like a lot of work just to take a crap
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Oct 22, 2015 06:51
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Just remember when you are in public it is good manners to let the person in the stall next to you know that you are pooping naked by tapping your foot under their side of the stall partition. It's like a secret signal.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:04
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Ghaz posted:if im pooping w/ no shoes (i.e. at home) thne i gotta take my socks off. if the shoes stay on, so do the socks Of course.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:13
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I just unzip my snuggie buttflap.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:18
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criscodisco posted:I tried, but unless you take your pants and underwear off your legs are so far back that your cheeks are far too clenched to get any poo out, and your wang is smashed against the narrow back inside edge of the toilet seat. Plus the top of my toilet is rounded, so I'd lose all advantages. I'm having a lot of difficulty understanding how this works, and it seems positionally awkward. Can you elaborate? Love, Vitalis
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Oct 22, 2015 20:34
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Acid Haze posted:I just unzip my snuggie buttflap. Get the velcro one and in the future you can just poo poo on it hard enough and it'll open automatically like one of those swinging trashcan lids.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:26
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I can't poop with both feet still in my pant legs. If it's in a public restroom, I drape the pant leg over one of my legs after an incident where I had to poo poo badly, dropped my drawers, shat, and after I was done found out the seat of my pants were soaked in someone else's piss.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:53
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Minarch posted:Is this a mental health issue?
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Oct 23, 2015 04:54
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I like to hold poop in for a day or two so I get a really firm and long turd that I'll just leave in a public toilet because there's no way that thing is flushing
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Oct 23, 2015 05:25
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i like to poop naked op but i can do it clothed too if i have to
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Oct 23, 2015 05:30
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I like to poop fully clothed. It can make for an uncomfortable night out on the town, though.
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Oct 23, 2015 06:47
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Bruce Kison posted:I like to poop fully clothed. It can make for an uncomfortable night out on the town, though. real talk, adult diaper technology has come a long way
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Oct 23, 2015 07:02
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I want you to poop naked If you like I'll join you -John Pooper Mellencamp
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Oct 23, 2015 07:21
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The Bible posted:I like to hold poop in for a day or two so I get a really firm and long turd that I'll just leave in a public toilet because there's no way that thing is flushing ah, the old poop-in-colon technique, a ture classic
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Oct 23, 2015 07:50
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once you poop, the fun is left on some stranger's front stoop
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Oct 23, 2015 12:39
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Minarch posted:Is this normal? No it isn't normal, you're kind of hosed up in the head. Seriously. If you start hearing voices telling you to kill clothed poopers, seek help asap.
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Oct 23, 2015 13:07
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I feel you OP. I can't poop unless my pants are down by my ankles and I'm sitting down.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:14
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tbh sometimes when I can't poop I'll take all my clothes off and it helps
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Oct 23, 2015 17:30
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I'm pooping while naked right now, op I am without clothing
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Oct 23, 2015 17:31
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I wipe before I poop just to get it out of the way early on.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:34
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I like to do everything naked but you know, sometimes I have to follow the so called "rules" and get dressed.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:34
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I like when it comes out as a long, thick log that crosses over the drain. Then when you flush it you can watch it snap in two.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:37
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smdd (shaking my d*mn d*ck)
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Oct 23, 2015 18:12
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big naked pooper here. just wear a jump suit all the time to facilitate undressing (before pooping)
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BrigadierSensible posted:You'd think this would be a burden OP, but I am seeing the upside. One day he'll be busting for a poop and poo poo himself before he can get fully naked.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:09
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lonesomedwarf posted:a big fat arse dont sign ur posts 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:12
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I can't poop unless I am scared....
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Oct 23, 2015 19:48
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BOO! 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:50
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That's why I always live in old houses, so after I eat I can see a ghost and have a BM.
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I dont bother wiping at all, I believe it can cause autism, I just bathe once every 6 months
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Oct 23, 2015 21:59
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Mad Monk posted:BOO! oh poo poo,,, godamn you rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 23, 2015 22:07
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Same, OP. You can really poop with your knees together and I don't like my pants touching the bathroom floor.
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lonesomedwarf posted:you guys ever pull your knees up to youre chest when you push out some poop, feels reall. good imho, imo This is how you dhould be poohing mate. Youve cracked the code. The poopoo da vinci code
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Lowtax posted:I dont bother wiping at all, I believe it can cause autism, I just bathe once every 6 months That's pretty smart. I knew a guy once who only bathed with rubbing alcohol and paper towels. He was mildly retarded, but nowhere on the spectrum.
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