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When I was a kid my grandparents were the most mind-numbingly boring people I knew. Sitting on the front porch watching cars go by? Feeding ducks at the park? METAL DETECTING?!?! That was the perfect way to spend an entire goddamn day. Now I'm 42 and that poo poo makes sense. I'm not to the point where I do any of it yet, but I understand the appeal. Getting old is such bullshit.
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i never understood why old people liked feeding the birds at the park but the other day I spent a good 5 hours chasing around a bunch of ducks whipping bird seed at them and probably blinded a couple of them and now I understand perfectly
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Oct 24, 2015 14:09
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it's gonna funny getting old and seeing a bunch of senior citizens with nintendo and adult swim tattoos.
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Oct 24, 2015 14:13
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Holy poo poo 42?? Lol gtfo off these forums Pops
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Oct 24, 2015 14:13
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Digital Fingers posted:i never understood why old people liked feeding the birds at the park but the other day I spent a good 5 hours chasing around a bunch of ducks whipping bird seed at them and probably blinded a couple of them and now I understand perfectly
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Oct 24, 2015 14:14
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lol loving get a goddamn smartphone op u stupid bitch why the gently caress would you feed a bird or look at anything not on a screen
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Oct 24, 2015 14:17
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praxis posted:When I was a kid my grandparents were the most mind-numbingly boring people I knew. Sitting on the front porch watching cars go by? Feeding ducks at the park? METAL DETECTING?!?! That was the perfect way to spend an entire goddamn day. Now I'm 42 and that poo poo makes sense. I'm not to the point where I do any of it yet, but I understand the appeal. Getting old is such bullshit. Yeah I get that and often do "boring" things and I'm still in my 20s today I wanna sit and listen to rain, read a book, or maybe listen to some sermons
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Oct 24, 2015 14:27
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Yeah I get that and often do "boring" things and I'm still in my 20s You might be turning into a teenage girl
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Oct 24, 2015 14:41
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ive matured to a point where i can finally appreciate video games and masturbating
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Oct 24, 2015 14:47
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I've wanted a metal detector since I was ten years old.
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Oct 24, 2015 14:50
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sometimes you just gotta listen to Nora Jones y'know? Like every day. Every day you have to listen to Nora Jones. Stop listening to Nora Jones old people. Please, loving stop.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:04
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I got really into gardening somehow so I know the feel.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:07
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make out with my grandma
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Oct 24, 2015 15:07
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distrust other ethnicities
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Oct 24, 2015 15:08
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My grandpa sits on the computer all day burning CDs of really lovely music from the 50s and 60s. He rips Youtube videos to MP3s and then burns them and he has like, 20 CDs of that poo poo.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:16
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I got really into gardening somehow so I know the feel. Gardening is amazing and rewarding
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Oct 24, 2015 15:21
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Yeah I get that and often do "boring" things and I'm still in my 20s I asked you a question in your ask thread
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Oct 24, 2015 15:22
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That Louis CK bit where he explains that grandpa would just go for long walks or stare at the back yard because he didn't want to have to talk to grandma is 100% true. Imagine living with someone where you don't have thirty forms of electronic media to distract them.
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Oct 24, 2015 16:22
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KiteAuraan posted:My grandpa sits on the computer all day burning CDs of really lovely music from the 50s and 60s. He rips Youtube videos to MP3s and then burns them and he has like, 20 CDs of that poo poo. lol talk about thrifty
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Oct 24, 2015 16:45
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KiteAuraan posted:My grandpa sits on the computer all day burning CDs of really lovely music from the 50s and 60s. He rips Youtube videos to MP3s and then burns them and he has like, 20 CDs of that poo poo. your grandpa is halfways smart because relying on ~cloud~ providers of media like music is dumb as hell always have a hard backup of anything you want to keep that said the dyes in cd-rs fade over time so hopefully he has them stored on something more stable as well edit: youtube audio quality is mixed as well
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Oct 24, 2015 16:47
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Lol you're supposed to have money and free time in your dotage. I'm gonna be a sex tourist when I'm old, smoking Thai stick and getting my rear end ate by like 4 ladyboys at a time. U feed ur ducks, nerds
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Oct 24, 2015 17:01
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If the forums don't get shut down, we'll be seeing a lot more of these threads in the coming decades. SA will be an insulated community of geriatrics in 2030, of 50 and 60-somethings. Will be pretty sweet imo. I'm 30-something years young and am a heavy drinker so will likely be dead from cirrhosis by then, but it definitely sounds like it'll be therapeutic for the rest of you.
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Oct 24, 2015 17:01
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Digital Fingers posted:i never understood why old people liked feeding the birds at the park but the other day I spent a good 5 hours chasing around a bunch of ducks whipping bird seed at them and probably blinded a couple of them and now I understand perfectly lol
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Oct 24, 2015 17:02
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Digital Fingers posted:i never understood why old people liked feeding the birds at the park but the other day I spent a good 5 hours chasing around a bunch of ducks whipping bird seed at them and probably blinded a couple of them and now I understand perfectly
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Oct 24, 2015 17:03
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wiffle ball bat posted:Lol you're supposed to have money and free time in your dotage. I'm gonna be a sex tourist when I'm old, smoking Thai stick and getting my rear end ate by like 4 ladyboys at a time. U feed ur ducks, nerds its going to be the future man, i'm getting a brain plug and having my rear end ate by the matrix
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Oct 24, 2015 17:04
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Rutibex posted:its going to be the future man, i'm getting a brain plug and having my rear end ate by the matrix red pill blue pill i dont give a gently caress morpheus just gimme that fat cock you acne-scarred boipuss bitch
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Oct 24, 2015 17:29
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Actually they do that to unwind from all the crazy old sex they have. You'll understand when you get to your 60s.
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Oct 24, 2015 18:16
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notZaar posted:Actually they do that to unwind from all the crazy old sex they have. You'll understand when you get to your 60s. What about all the crazy old sex I'm getting now?
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Oct 24, 2015 18:21
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wiffle ball bat posted:Lol you're supposed to have money and free time in your dotage. I'm gonna be a sex tourist when I'm old, smoking Thai stick and getting my rear end ate by like 4 ladyboys at a time. U feed ur ducks, nerds 
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Oct 24, 2015 18:24
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wiffle ball bat posted:Lol you're supposed to have money and free time in your dotage. I'm gonna be a sex tourist when I'm old, smoking Thai stick and getting my rear end ate by like 4 ladyboys at a time. U feed ur ducks, nerds this man has vision and vigor god bles
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Oct 24, 2015 18:26
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i visited my parents house and they had a really old black and white movie on about a plot to sink a boat in harbor gotta admit it was suspenseful and well acted  and joan greenwoods voice in the man in the white suit is sexy as hell as is she i would do her
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Oct 24, 2015 18:26
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hahahahahah you're old
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Oct 24, 2015 18:28
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surprisingly not and right now thats the saddest thing of all
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Oct 24, 2015 18:29
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TontoCorazon posted:What about all the crazy old sex I'm getting now? I don't know, what about it? Is it tucking you out or what?
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Oct 24, 2015 18:29
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"Hey Aydyn, want to play some Mario with Paw Paw?" "Um, sure." *can't wait to get home and change genders again*
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Oct 24, 2015 18:30
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im going to crush up viagra in roll it in my big sticky thai blunts. and you dont need a bone to get your rear end ate anyway so this whole post you made makes no sense
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Oct 24, 2015 18:31
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If I make it to 70 I'd really like to try some crack.
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Oct 24, 2015 18:33
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Old people activities have always appealed to me. I'm going to have a cybernetic eye-patch though so it will all be enhanced.
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Oct 24, 2015 18:37
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notZaar posted:I don't know, what about it? Is it tucking you out or what? I could go for a nap.
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I think I would like to become a geriatric superhero that goes around murdering sex tourists in Thailand.
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