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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Good chunks of my mom's total suburbia gets door-to-door delivery (she has a community mailbox and has for over 15 years, whereas two streets away they get door-to-door), while I live in a rural village of 10,000 people that doesn't.

It's partly a rural/urban issue, but it's also fairly random.

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Ikantski posted:

The best part

hahahahahahahaha

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

So I guess schools are getting bomb threats from crazy people angry at Unions now in Canada

Man, back in my day it was crazy people that didn't study for the math exam and wanted an extra two days before they had to write it (and they still didn't use those two days to study)

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
So this has nothing to do with Canadian politics but do any of you guys in Vancouver know if the Pottery Barn has those hydrocotton towels?

I'm going to ikea tomorrow for cheap lovely furniture and also meatballs and would like to get some super soft towels, and the internet tells me those ones are the best, but I don't want to go like an hour out of my way and find out they don't have them if I don't have to.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Kafka Esq. posted:

Yeah, alright, you win.

It's me, I have the most boring life.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I use Zenni for mine.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Kafka Esq. posted:

Gyro supremacy.

This.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

flakeloaf posted:

There's no sense asking for pho recommendations in Ottawa because every restaurant is called Pho Bo Ga La.

This is actually to the point where my ex-coworkers would refer to the food as "pho bo ga" instead of just "pho"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Drunk Canuck posted:

Canada, for the large part, is a racist nation

If this were true the Conservatives would have won a majority with their attempts at making Canadians scared of brown people.

There are a ton of racists in Canada, but the poo poo that works in actual racist countries (ie Australia) completely loving backfired here.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Everything about Ottawa U is terrible I say that as a person who did their undergrad there.

Everything about their business school is even more terrible than the rest.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Re: Bill 6 my husband grew up on a family farm. There is no way in hell that this bill will stop anything.

These laws already existed in Australia when he grew up and it never stopped him from having to work for free on the farm every school holiday since he was six, and he even crushed his thumb in a hydrolic press, which to this day still looks weird and a bit crushed (though you have to be comparing his two thumbs to really notice).

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Baudin posted:

I don't think it's apt to compare a province's farming regulations with Australia. Regardless actually having laws around safety in a farming environment is a good thing, especially when your talking about youngsters who die in accidents. A young man died, buried under steel fencing not long ago in my home town. Perhaps there should be greater scrutiny on health and safety and actual labor laws.

How is comparing a country that does have laws about farming that families just ignore unfair to compare with Alberta? Farmers in Canada are incredibly similar to farmers in Australia.

I totally agree that the laws should be there, and I have absolutely no problem with Bill 6 and think it's a good thing, but people are kidding themselves if they think it's going to stop farming families from using their kids to help around the farm, including using dangerous equipment.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Kangaroo tastes like strong beef to me. Like, it's quite gamey.

It's one of those meats where I didn't really like it the first couple times, but was always close enough that I knew that after a few times I'd like it.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
He might also be referring to the fact that s lot of Muslims tend to be socially conservative. Well I don't know about you but I'd rather have an extra 25k people voting conservative in this country than dying in their own. Sorry I don't think being brought up conservative is worthy of death.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Vic Boss posted:

Do goons generally like or dislike Jenny Kwan? Why?

I'm trying to learn more about things.

CI is reading this and quivering with rage as he mashes where the "reply" button should be, if he wasn't probated right now.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Majuju posted:



Get in while the resource bust is still going!

This made me laugh more than it should have.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

El Scotch posted:

Telus is over-priced but they've been good to me performance wise over the last two years, I'll give them that.

Yeah, same. I've been with them for just over two years and never had to call tech support once.

Also I forgot to tell them when I moved and called literally two days before and was all like "gently caress I'm not gonna have internet or tv for like two weeks" and they were like "yeah ok we can have a tech over to install the stuff a day after you move in"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I was in Canmore last week and went to La Belle Patate because it is my favourite place and oh god it's so good.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Scaramouche posted:

I can't speak to farms generally, but my uncle owns a sub-100 acre dairy farm who had his three kids work as unpaid labour. One of them does not have a hand any more. Because it got eaten by the thresher. When he was 12.

My husband's thumb was crushed in a hydrolic press when he was a kid, working on his family's farm.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

cowofwar posted:

Drunk hicks run down cyclists all the time in rural areas.

And according to CIBC it's the cyclist's fault when a drunk driver swerves completely onto the wrong side of the road and kills two cyclists and his passenger.




PT6A have you ever actually seen a drunk driver? Because even on rural roads, they're incapable of staying in their lane, driving at a consistent speed or doing anything remotely safe.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

apatheticman posted:

Wait why is a bank commenting on this?!

ICBC*

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

It snowed in Calgary and there's been over 300 accidents in the last 24 hours. 'Tis the Season!

From what I saw driving through Calgary that one time I have to assume that's below average.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
There's like a foot of snow on the ground here in Whistler for the first time in well over a year, winter is awesome.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
You guys have such rude relatives.

My weirdass relative is my dad who is somehow jealous whenever his children have success (as opposed to most parents' reaction, which I imagine is pride) and so whenever I tell him about something awesome that I did he just goes "oh" and changes the conversation to something about him.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Baudin posted:

Whenever he brags say "oh" and talk about how awesome your mom is?

I prefer to make up fake awesome stories about how great my life is and have him have his terrible reaction and laugh at how bad a parent he is later.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
My favourite part of the Chilliwack video other than the raccoon couple and the deer couple was the kids doing the classic "put the car in neutral, get out and run around it to get back in before it hits anything" game.

Also did the pedestrian that got full on nailed at the beginning die? That was a loving hardcore hit.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Yeah Swiss Chalet roast chicken meal was like my go-to in university when I wanted to pretend I'd kinda cooked a home cooked meal but didn't actually want to cook anything.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Ikantski posted:

We fixed the bridge. It's just such a perfect analogy for Ontario right now, I love it. Building Ontario Up. 5 concrete barriers at a time until we get the bridge unheaved. Infrastructure!



This is my favourite picture on the entire internet.

Cultural Imperial posted:

If one of you dumb SJW weedlords put a gun to my head an forced me to choose between BCNDP and BCLIB I would just let you blow my brains out
My brother-in-law? (my sister-in-law's husband) is a huge Conservative supporter federally and doesn't have anything remotely resembling a socialist bone in his body and he would rather kill himself than vote NDP ended up voting green because he hated Clark's Libs and even he could see the BC Cons were total idiots.

We were laughing about it in a sad way, he's like "I never thought I'd get to the point where I would vote for a party that thinks wifi is giving me brain cancer thanks BC"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

vyelkin posted:

For the record your sister in law's husband is your brother, so

Ikantski posted:

Hookshot could have a husband who has a sister who is married to a dude, excuse the cisheteronormative presumptions.


This, exactly.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

El Scotch posted:

1 million is a fart in a hurricane, but good job Kev. :sadpeanut:

Also, Hook-"I get paid in USD"-shot should probably change her name to 'Mrs. Moneybags' at thus point.
I have to go to the bank today to open my Scrooge McDuck vault.

But seriously this is so much better than in 2008-9-ish when I watched the AUD (where I lived at the time) go from $0.65 to parity.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cultural Imperial posted:

lol that you think Canadian politics are interesting.

Go read the wikipedia entries on BC ndp, Mike Harcourt, moe sihota, Glenn Clark, ujjal dosanjh.

For more comedy, bill vanderzalm.

Also the best is reading up on the HST, which most dumb sjw assholes in here opposed.

Don't forget Christy Clark!

BC itself is only kind of a laughing stock, it's politicians on the other hand are like the worst people in the country.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cultural Imperial posted:

lol hunting are you some obese retard

When I was in Alberta I saw some hunters getting ready to start their day on the side of highway 40 one morning at like 7am so I sat on my horn for the next kilometer or so.

Saw them flipping me off in the rearview.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Ikantski posted:

How do you know they weren't first nations people trying to exercise their traditional hunting rights while you're driving the wedge between our two cultures even deeper?

I have eyes, they were two fat loving white dudes that basically parked their F-350 in the middle of the highway.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Rime posted:

Also, highschool curriculums in rural British Columbia might as well be stuck in the 1960's. Our education budget is a loving joke.
The curriculum is the same in all of BC, rural or urban.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

DariusLikewise posted:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/dogs-shot-manitoba-first-nations-1.3408167?__vfz=tc%3D14W28bPhRA_

So far the takeaway I've seen people have this so far is "gently caress First Nations, why are they so mean to animals, we should hunt and kill them!"

Rather than

"First Nations can barely take care of themselves and as a result the dog population is out of control and no one has answers.

Opinion A is why Canada will always be awful.

My local animal shelter regularly goes up to the native community north of here and help them with things like spaying/neutering, help with vet services, and they take any that people can't care for and choose to surrender and adopt them out.

I agree that preventative measures need to happen. Maybe a mobile vet van or something, a way to send a vet from community to community to take care of animals that need help...

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Math You posted:

This thread is shockingly hostile to the cyclists for a bunch of people who complain about car culture.
As someone who frequently rides my bike a hundred or so Km out of the city and back, in addition to commuting to work half of the year, I am glad to know that I'll have it coming if I get smoked. Thanks.

You don't have it coming but jesus christ is it ever risky.

I don't ever ride my bike on the S2S because it's sketchy as poo poo, and as much as I have the right to not get nailed by some random moron who's driving drunk/texting/just not paying attention that's sure as poo poo not going to mean much if I'm dead.



I had to drive along Hwy99 for like 200 meters last year once because I took a wrong turn on the valley trail and was too lazy to walk back up a giant hill, and I was terrified the entire time.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
When I was in grade 11 a 9th grader got hit by an old person on the way to class... to leave the staff parking lot (the dude wasn't staff so who knows why he was in there) you have to go through a crosswalk that linked both sides of the school that kids always used, it was in between classes, he tried to stop but pressed the gas instead and went right into her.

Luckily she got away with just a few broken bones.


Just before I left Australia an old dude did the same thing to a lady pushing her 1-year-old baby in a mall parking lot, pinned her against the wall and she died.



You haven't truly lived among the old people until you've seen someone literally driving on the white line separating lanes doing 30 in a 60 zone.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

St. Dogbert posted:

Devil's advocate: How many of us currently find ourselves in a similar situation and fully understand that a Conservative government would be more lucrative for ourselves, but still vote for the NDP or Liberals on principle?

I'm one of those people. My taxes go up under Trudeau. Still would have rather stabbed myself in the voting booth than voted Conservative.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cultural Imperial posted:

Cangoons, who wants to live out their charlie chocolate factory drug addled hullucinations?


Yes you chucklefucks $8 USD/hour lol.


it's artisanal~~~

http://raleysconfectionary.com/

Canadian manufacturing is back, baby!

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cultural Imperial posted:

That said Canada has the most lol worthy border policy of searching it's own citizens for consumer products.

No other loving country in the world gives a poo poo if their citizens come back into the country over their consumer goods limit

You've obviously never travelled anywhere with a somewhat sensitive ecology, Canada has some of the most relaxed customs agents on the planet.

Just lie about how many goods you're bringing in like literally everyone else does and they won't give enough of a poo poo to search your bags.

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