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Ha ha, Lenny "Dick"stra. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/10/lenny-dykstra-says-he-hired-a-private-investigator-to-blackmail-mlb-umpires quote:I said ‘I need these umpires,’ so what do I do? I just pulled a half-million bucks out and hired a private investigation team. Their blood is just as red as ours. Some of them like women, some of them like men, some of them gamble. Some of them do whatever … It wasn’t a coincidence do you think that I led the league in walks the next two years, was it? Fear does a lot to a man. Let's all talk about how baseball used to be all about the wholesome values of the sport. Buy me some peanuts and an umpire! If he makes calls I don't like I'll blackmail his rear end, rear end, assholes on the diaaaaamond, if they don't win it's a shame! 'cause it's one, two, three hundred grand to win an ole ball game!
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Oct 27, 2015 22:13
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Oct 27, 2015 22:37
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loving moron. Baseball sucks anyway.
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Oct 27, 2015 22:40
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lol that owns, dude knew how to play ball and "play ball"
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Oct 27, 2015 22:43
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Wish my piece of poo poo garbage team the Seattle Mariners would hire someone like that to help them out. 
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Who do you guys want to win the world series. I'm rooting for KC since the stupid rear end in a top hat mets beat the dodgers and also because if KC loses lowtax will probably be super pissed and go on a banning spree or something
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Oct 27, 2015 23:15
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I blame Jackie Robinson.
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Oct 27, 2015 23:18
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was there anything illegal about this?
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Nooner posted:Who do you guys want to win the world series. I'm rooting for KC since the stupid rear end in a top hat mets beat the dodgers and also because if KC loses lowtax will probably be super pissed and go on a banning spree or something I guess KC because it'll be more fun to say the Cubs got swept by the team that lost the world series.
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I guess KC because it'll be more fun to say the Cubs got swept by the team that lost the world series. lol
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tickle daddy posted:was there anything illegal about this? I think blackmailing people for any reason is probably a crime.
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Oct 27, 2015 23:56
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lol Lenny Dykstra is the scientology of pitchers
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Over the summer Lenny and Doc Gooden were signing autographs in Syracuse for fathers day because his son plays for us. According to the cabbie that drove my friends and I to a game on July 4th Lenny had him take him to a brothel in a sometimes seedy town a couple miles from the stadium. When they go to the house Nails felt uncomfortable based on the 2 dudes sitting on the porch and decided he wasn't going to wait for them to come back out to let him in and they took off.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:30
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that sounds like something Dykstra would do
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So when are they automating calling of balls/strikes? After watching many games last year with the box on the screen - the umpire basically flips a coin if the ball is in or out of the zone by a couple of inches.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:25
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Lol philly sports team suck dick. A little sad though because northeast teams always catch poo poo for cheating, down south always wife beating, drugs, and stealing crab legs or some dumb bullshit.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:41
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philly threw batteries at Santa Claus
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Oct 28, 2015 14:42
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Weirdest part is that there's someone who still cares about baseball
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Booblord Zagats posted:Weirdest part is that there's someone who still cares about baseball Clearly not that much though if a player can casually go 'haha yeah I bribed/extorted/blackmailed a bunch of umpires and that's why my numbers were so good.' Meanwhile Tom Brady maybe deflated a football a little too much and it's a national scandal for a year.
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Colin Cowherd is a human being look at his set up he is a fag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhb_BjTDmk
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Jerry Rice is admitting he used stickum all the time. As long as you don't get caught just let it cool for 15-20 years then try to get some media cash when you're broke.
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Oct 28, 2015 21:01
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Lenny Dykstra is a crazy piece of poo poo if anyone didn't know.
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Luvcow posted:philly threw batteries at Santa Claus
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Oct 29, 2015 04:06
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Riley Cooper
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Oct 29, 2015 04:09
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This is all a misunderstanding, I'm sure.
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The Sphinxster posted:Riley Cooper
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Oct 29, 2015 04:21
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Dykstra is a crazy person and pathological liar. I believe everything he says he believes is true.
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There was also that time in 1991 when Dykstra was driving Darren Daulton home from John Kruk's bachelor party and crashed his Mercedes into a tree, severely injuring them both. What a character.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:09
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Lenny Dykstra is the reason baseball players can't use chewing tobacco on the field.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Lenny Dykstra is the reason baseball players can't use chewing tobacco on the field. Who? This guy? 
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Oct 29, 2015 05:14
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loving awesome if true but it probably isn't since mlb refs have that as a full time job
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FogHelmut posted:Who? This guy? lol. yup. He spit so much in left field at the Vet they changed the goddam rules
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It's a simple misunderstanding.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:17
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:lol. yup. He spit so much in left field at the Vet they changed the goddam rules If anything, it improved the turf at that stadium. Besides this has to be at least 20% chewing gum 
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when men were men
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