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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I've found that the difference between male and female pathological liars is that the guys lie about things in an attempt to make themselves look cool or successful and the girls tend to lie about things that just make their lives seem absolutely insane and/or awful

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Funny thing is, most people dont remember poo poo for more than a couple of weeks.
I can basically rotate the same set of stories, jokes, incidents and facts on a quarterly basis and people will genuinly experience them for the first time. Or literally everyone i know is a hollywood-grade actor, dont know.

you're that guy in the group everyone just humors and who never figures it out lol. you're mistaking not being called on things for people not actually noticing. i'm not joking or playing with you at all any time after you're done hanging out with people they're all saying "jesus that dude just tells the same stories over and over is he my loving grandpa?"

i mean either that or you're just so boring literally no one bothers to remember anything you say

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