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Are you getting your flu shot? I've already gotten mine so I'm immune
Cool NIN Shirt fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Oct 28, 2015 |
# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:24 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:22 |
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Yeah I am taking it out behind the barn and doing it a mercy
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:25 |
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yeah why not im not getting any more autistic
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:27 |
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ya
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:29 |
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im not because they alwasy seem to run out and since i am a young man in good pysical condition it would be socially irresponsible of me to get one that would be better put to use immunizing a child or elder
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:33 |
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No, because I don't want Autism. EDIT: gently caress. Beaten like a sperging 5 year old.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:33 |
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I came to post the autism joke
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:39 |
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Nah I'm in my 20s so whatever.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:40 |
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Why would I pass up the opportunity to take a sick day or two?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:44 |
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I literally just got an email saying my company will pay for my flu shot. I've never got one before but hey, free is free.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:45 |
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This would cause a statistically lower chance that I get the flu. As an aficionado of expelling liquids from bodily orifices the flu shot would be a bad idea for me.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:45 |
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Kitchner posted:I literally just got an email saying my company will pay for my flu shot. I've never got one before but hey, free is free. may as well get several
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:51 |
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11th post snipah
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:53 |
thanfully since I'm living outside of america flu shots are not something I have to deal with. Flu stabbings are the real danger for me.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:00 |
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I got one this year. 3 weeks later one of my kidneys died. Don't get one.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:04 |
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hell no fag pussy boy
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:05 |
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Last time I got a flu shot I was sick for several months, so no way Jose!
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:05 |
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Kitchner posted:I literally just got an email saying my company will pay for my flu shot. I've never got one before but hey, free is free. Do it bro!!!!!!!!
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:05 |
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Moridin920 posted:Nah I'm in my 20s so whatever. Naw. Get it every year. Because you are in your 20s it is better to get it. The flu doesn't just go away. And one years flu shot is only partially effective. There are so many strains of the flu that you can still catch a prior years. Get your flu shots people. Especially if you understand how stupid it is for parents not to immunize their children. Flu shots are similar...but are done yearly.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:08 |
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I got a flu shot and now I have the flu. Boy, are my arms tired.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:13 |
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gently caress that poo poo, if I catch it I want to spread it to as many helpless babbies/children as I can.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:31 |
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One year I got my flu shot and still got the flu. The real flu, not some bullshit "stomach flu" or "24hr flu" that isn't the real flu. Let me tell you, the real flu is no joke the sickest I've ever been in my entire life. It was horrible and I now understand how people die from the flu.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:35 |
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Hang on. If my company is paying for my flu shot, is it possible it contains chemicals that make me more compliant with their requests? I think there is more here than the government wants me to know.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:45 |
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BigBoss posted:One year I got my flu shot and still got the flu. The real flu, not some bullshit "stomach flu" or "24hr flu" that isn't the real flu. Let me tell you, the real flu is no joke the sickest I've ever been in my entire life. It was horrible and I now understand how people die from the flu. I think it's because there's a shitload of different strains of flu and the shot inoculates you against the major ones but the sneaky, uncommon ones don't give a gently caress Still a good idea to get the shot if you understand medicine and statistics or really just one of those subjects
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:54 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Naw. Get it every year. Because you are in your 20s it is better to get it. what are you a puss? I dont get sick and i regurlarly am helping vulnerable popuations
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:57 |
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The free ones you can get at work are the ones that got rejected at the factory and can't be sold to the public but can be given away for free. There's a few people in my office at the college I work at that won't get it because "you can still get sick from the flu" and "the shot makes you sick" and "nobody knows what's in it", among other reasons. I've also heard some of these same people talking and learned that the sky is blue because of the reflection from the ocean, that you can leave margarine out forever and it won't ever go bad because it's one molecule away from plastic, and that Obama is the real terrorist and when it comes time for him to leave office he'll make some rule and not leave.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:08 |
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I seriously don't know what shots I've gotten in my life. I helped my grandfather clean out his yard last summer. There was a bunch of rotten wood, glass and rusty metal all piled up all over the place. Before getting started he asked if I had gotten my tetanus shot in the last 10 years. Being that I had no loving clue, he gave me a pair of gloves and told me not tho cut myself.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:22 |
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I've never gotten one. Taking a daily multivitamin and exercising seems to be more than effective personally. Drinking and eating mexican food also probably contributes to my ability to avoid illness.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:25 |
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I'm afraid getting one will affect my autism
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:27 |
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I got a flu shot when I was 5 years old or so While it didn't make me autistic, I became very ill and after the worst of it passed, I started refusing to eat certain foods like pizza, hard chocolate, chicken noodle soup, and Gatorade. It was really weird. After that my parents swore off having me or my brother get flu shots.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:24 |
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I got the shot and also learned to love trains
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:28 |
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No, because of poo poo like this: http://www.nj.com/healthfit/index.ssf/2015/10/eeuw_nurse_in_trouble_for_using_just_one_syringe_a.html
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:34 |
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Nope. Never had the flu. Apparently my immune system nukes everything on sight.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:59 |
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I got one this year, after last year where I caught influenza a and wanted to loving die for a week straight.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:08 |
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Clochette posted:I got a flu shot when I was 5 years old or so While it didn't make me autistic, I became very ill and after the worst of it passed, I started refusing to eat certain foods like pizza obviously you got better
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:10 |
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I do not have a choice
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:13 |
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When the next big, once in a century flu hits America(and these do hit once every few hundred years) the ones that will die are healthy people who get flu shots. Dumbasses
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:15 |
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Prorat posted:When the next big, once in a century flu hits America(and these do hit once every few hundred years) the ones that will die are healthy people who get flu shots. Goons have lovely immune systems as a whole so paradoxically we may be better off because we will avoid the cytokine storms However, with the h5n1 that got to humans, it's killing pretty indiscriminately although we haven't had enough cases to really tell yet I guess
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:21 |
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i just don't interact with human filth
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:24 |
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chemosh6969 posted:The free ones you can get at work are the ones that got rejected at the factory and can't be sold to the public but can be given away for free. Haha what the gently caress is this? I can assure you the flu vaccine given everywhere is the same.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:25 |