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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Hell Yeah posted:

before i bang you i'd just like to get a bunch of this out of the way *loads powerpoint presentation* first of all i would like your consent to do what is shown in figure A here *uses laser pointer to indicate oral sex* please sign on the line indicating "oral sex" if you consent to this activity with me.
good, thank you. only 45 more to go and then a nondisclosure agreement about my penis and we'll be having sex in no time!

I never considered having people sign an NDA regarding my penis. This would solve so many issues for me (having a tiny dick & also people knowing about it), is there a standard form I can use

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Red Minjo posted:

What do they do with the rocks, and why don't they just get a robot to break them?

They do, but only if the robot rapes somebody first

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