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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Obligatory Handle posted:

Like is that how sex is supposed to happen now? Ask for permission/if its still cool every 8 seconds?

I propose a dead-man-rape button. You keep pressing the button as long as you are still giving consent. If you stop giving consent, or you pass out drunk, or die, and release the button, your partner has 5 seconds to stop before they are raping you.

You're welcome.

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