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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/murder-victim-body-mistaken-halloween-decoration-article-1.2399057 I guess Halloween decorations are usually found on the barbed wire fence bordering the Chillicothe power plant.
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lol there was some dude who was speeding on the 5 this morning and he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and he got into an accidnet and got thrown so hard from his car that he landed on a freeway sign and they had to get a ladder to get his body down
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Oct 30, 2015 21:30
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the fence was spooken for
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Oct 30, 2015 21:30
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Nooner posted:lol there was some dude who was speeding on the 5 this morning and he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and he got into an accidnet and got thrown so hard from his car that he landed on a freeway sign and they had to get a ladder to get his body down i heard about this guy too he messed up my commute with his showing off
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Oct 30, 2015 21:31
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wasn't there a similar story about a guy who hung himself and people thought he was a decoration for, like, 2 weeks
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Oct 30, 2015 21:31
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Ratjaculation posted:the fence was spooken for noice
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Oct 30, 2015 21:33
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JiveHonky posted:i heard about this guy too he messed up my commute with his showing off I think it is kinda funny, but I would find it much much less amusing if I was caught in the resulting traffic 
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Oct 30, 2015 21:33
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symbolic posted:wasn't there a similar story about a guy who hung himself and people thought he was a decoration for, like, 2 weeks lol "loving PEOPLE, THEY NEVER CARED! WELL THEY'LL NOTICE ME NOW! *2 weeks goes by*
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Oct 30, 2015 22:11
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dude really went the extra mile with his decorations this year
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Oct 30, 2015 22:14
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Nooner posted:lol there was some dude who was speeding on the 5 this morning and he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and he got into an accidnet and got thrown so hard from his car that he landed on a freeway sign and they had to get a ladder to get his body down Lol
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Oct 30, 2015 22:23
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he wanted a relationship, but she was on the fence.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:23
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Nooner posted:lol there was some dude who was speeding on the 5 this morning and he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and he got into an accidnet and got thrown so hard from his car that he landed on a freeway sign and they had to get a ladder to get his body down thats a pretty fuckin metal way to go out
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Oct 30, 2015 22:35
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symbolic posted:wasn't there a similar story about a guy who hung himself and people thought he was a decoration for, like, 2 weeks yeah I think this has happened more than once actually, the one youre thinking off was also an accident I think lmao
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Oct 30, 2015 22:41
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poopzilla posted:thats a pretty fuckin metal way to go out only if he was screaming "WITNESS ME" while flying through the air
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Oct 30, 2015 22:44
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Smelly Bohemian posted:he wanted a relationship, but she was on the fence.  
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Oct 30, 2015 22:44
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Brutal.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:49
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Nooner posted:lol there was some dude who was speeding on the 5 this morning and he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and he got into an accidnet and got thrown so hard from his car that he landed on a freeway sign and they had to get a ladder to get his body down Life imitates GTA V. I had no idea reality also uses ragdoll physics.
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Oct 30, 2015 23:40
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Wow, how the hell?!
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Oct 30, 2015 23:44
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! This is why I keep telling my friend to WEAR HER loving SEATBELT. 
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Oct 30, 2015 23:48
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Fintilgin posted:This is why I keep telling my friend to WEAR HER loving SEATBELT. The car's passenger compartment is more or less intact. The guy probably would have walked away if he was wearing his belt.
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Oct 30, 2015 23:53
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! everybody in that lane got a free chalupa
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Oct 30, 2015 23:55
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sincx posted:The car's passenger compartment is more or less intact. The guy probably would have walked away if he was wearing his belt. Maybe but whiplash is a hell of a thing
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Oct 30, 2015 23:55
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This is a perfect example of a classic fencing response
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Oct 30, 2015 23:56
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! its a g g g g g ghost
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Oct 30, 2015 23:57
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! norman forgot his glasses, but had a great idea to read the sign
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Oct 31, 2015 00:02
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this happens like every year and it's hilarious how zoned out must a person be to see a dead person and write it off as a spoooooky plastic decoration from the local Big K Mart that sign guy is impressive as gently caress tho
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Oct 31, 2015 00:21
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I'm not a lawyer but I had a look at that news article and saw a photo of the suspected killer and he 100% did it.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:05
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symbolic posted:wasn't there a similar story about a guy who hung himself and people thought he was a decoration for, like, 2 weeks It was actually a woman, and it was only a day or so. I lived the next town over and probably drove by her. Snopes At least hers is a bit understandable, since she was in the front yard. How the hell do you think a body hanging from a power plant fence in some fields or whatever is a halloween decoration? And how did that guy even get thrown out of the car like that? It looks like the windshield is intact.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:15
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! holy fuckin lol
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Oct 31, 2015 01:22
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sincx posted:Wow, how the hell?! windshield is still intact, false flag
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Oct 31, 2015 01:53
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Blue Train posted:windshield is still intact, false flag I just noticed that. The hole is in the back window, so he somehow got tossed all the way to the back of the car over both the front and back seats and maintained enough kinetic energy to fly 20 ft into the air. I'm struggling to envision how this actually happened. Edit: let's calculate. Initial vertical component of velocity required to get to a height of 20 ft (6.1 m) is: y=sqrt(2*9.8*6.1)=10.9m/s=24.4mph So after all the flying over seats and smashing the window, the guy was still thrown from the car at a minimum vertical speed 24 miles per hour (overall speed probably considerably more than that since the trajectory was not purely vertical and he had to have flown higher than 20 ft to land like that on the 20 ft tall sign). sincx fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Oct 31, 2015 |
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Oct 31, 2015 01:58
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sincx posted:I just noticed that. The hole is in the back window, so he somehow got tossed all the way to the back of the car over both the front and back seats and maintained enough kinetic energy to fly 20 ft into the air. I'm struggling to envision how this actually happened. pretty fun way to die really when you think about it.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:10
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Jst0rm posted:pretty fun way to die really when you think about it. yea like a roller coaster
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Oct 31, 2015 02:15
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sincx posted:I just noticed that. The hole is in the back window, so he somehow got tossed all the way to the back of the car over both the front and back seats and maintained enough kinetic energy to fly 20 ft into the air. I'm struggling to envision how this actually happened. From what I heard, it was only half of him up there, which I guess is why there's another sheet in the car. So it was a little less mass to fling.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:43
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Wait, half?  How did he get bisected in the car?
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Oct 31, 2015 02:47
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There is also a serial killer loose in that same town, no joking
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Oct 31, 2015 02:52
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Helical Nightmares posted:Wait, half? assuming he car flipped and fling him out the back window if the rear was coming up and forward it could have cut him in half and thrown only one half up, maybe
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Oct 31, 2015 02:56
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drat that's really cool
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Oct 31, 2015 03:04
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Helical Nightmares posted:Wait, half? Maybe he was wearing his seatbelt under his shoulder. People get bisected doing that poo poo.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:drat that's really cool Yeah holy gently caress that must have been messy
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