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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Fat people chew food and then instead of swallowing it.......they spit it out.

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Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


just cut your loving hamsteak legs off

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
eating disorders are fun and cool!!!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*eats tyson chicken niblets every day
*gets fat as gently caress and continues eating tyson chicken niblets
*gets lapband surgery
*continues eating tyson chicken niblets secretly
*dies

:cawg:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a niblet

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Enfield posted:

im a niblet

We know dear.

Go play legos.

www
Aug 4, 2010

idk just eat less

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Cut off your dick and balls to shave some dead weight off your figure

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
never cut off your D

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Aralan posted:

Cut off your dick and balls to shave some dead weight off your figure

Works great, would recommend

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

4outof5 posted:

Fat people chew food and then instead of swallowing it.......they spit it out.

fat people aren't cows.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
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Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


Meth works too.
Or substitute meals with a cigarette or five.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
eat taco bell and poo poo away your weight

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

lorn Wayne posted:

eating disorders are make you fun and cool!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Philthy posted:

eat taco bell and poo poo away your weight

I am pretty drunk, so i agree

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Embrace your inner skeleton. :skeltal:

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Da Mott Man posted:

Meth works too.
Or substitute meals with a cigarette or five.

I started back smoking a couple weels ago and they dont curb my appetite like they used to

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i just decide to poo poo faster and that keeps me at a healthy 235 lbs

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


4outof5 posted:

Fat people chew food and then instead of swallowing it.......they spit it out.

I'm pretty sure fat people swallow all their food, cause they are fat.

Now the real weigh loss strategy that nobody will ever tell you. Have a limb amputated, INSTANT weight loss.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
i got bone cancer and lost about 50 lbs. worked pretty well, all told.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
your head weighs about seven pounds and you certainly don't need that

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm pretty sure fat people swallow all their food, cause they are fat.

Now the real weigh loss strategy that nobody will ever tell you. Have a limb amputated, INSTANT weight loss.

keep the limbs, lose the torso

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
kill yourself

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Affe mk2 posted:

i got bone cancer and lost about 50 lbs. worked pretty well, all told.

i love your av
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
ADD meds are doing the trick for me, plus they're fun as hell. Like 30 pounds so far.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Blizzy_Cow posted:

I started back smoking a couple weels ago and they dont curb my appetite like they used to

I started smoking and haven't lost any weight, but I look cool so that's good enough.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Whiskey Sours posted:

I started smoking and haven't lost any weight, but I look cool so that's good enough.

lol

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

take the normal amount of food you eat in a day and eat less than that voila

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazr posted:

take the normal amount of food you eat in a day and eat less than that voila

that would make me starve to death

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
a good way to lose weight is to take a big "dump" or "poo poo" and make sure you tell everyone about it. that way they will keep you loving accountable you worthless rear end hole. tell your family about it.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

ballass posted:

a good way to lose weight is to take a big "dump" or "poo poo" and make sure you tell everyone about it. that way they will keep you loving accountable you worthless rear end hole. tell your family about it.

I guess you are telling your family about your SA posting career often.

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

4outof5 posted:

I guess you are telling your family about your SA posting career often.

yes i like to talk to my family about all the nice people i meet on the "something awful furums.com" is there a problem with that? seems like maybe your trolling got stuck in second gear, and you need to find a way out of here". ill be there for you.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ballass posted:

yes i like to talk to my family about all the nice people i meet on the "something awful furums.com" is there a problem with that? seems like maybe your trolling got stuck in second gear, and you need to find a way out of here". ill be there for you.

This has to be a dgsw account. It can be the only explanation for this and the locked thread with nothing but pity replies.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I knew a fat guy that got aids and lost a ton of weight, but now it looks like he has aids.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Affe mk2 posted:

i got bone cancer and lost about 50 lbs. worked pretty well, all told.

chicks dig giant tumors

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

This has to be a dgsw account. It can be the only explanation for this and the locked thread with nothing but pity replies.

he's a false messiah

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