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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I, for one, would very much prefer my politicians to have zero contact with any other super powers because we disagree with their politics.

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Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Luigi Thirty posted:

He's been South Park for years. It turns out that for white middle-class male Democrats, that's what they want to hear: Muslim hate, transgender hate, and black people hate.

Maher has sucked since as long as I've been alive. Speak for yourself, weirdo

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ash1138 posted:

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

"I want to go back to a time that has never existed in human history :haw:"

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Geoff Peterson posted:

Yes. Please. Let's go down this path.

"Hillary, anonymously leaked records from a planned parenthood hack indicate that you have had three dozen abortions in your life. Can you verify if the number of abortions you've had in your life is indeed this high? Or is the number somewhat lower?"

"Bernie Sanders, the intelligence records leaked to pastebin indicate that you spent much of your congressional career under investigation for giving confidential government documents to the KGB, FSK and PRC. Can you comment on those investigations, and if your socialist beliefs made you more eager to share those documents with our enemies for free?"

I think her appearance at the Select Committee on Benjamin Ghazi proved that bombarding Hillary Clinton with insane, bullshit accusations only makes her stronger.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CortezFantastic posted:

Maher has sucked since as long as I've been alive. Speak for yourself, weirdo

As a white middle-class Democrat, I

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Ash1138 posted:

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

so she wants to go back to the leave it to beaver 50's or the imaginary reagan era.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Ash1138 posted:

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Ash1138 posted:

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

"I don't remember any animosity towards anyone back when those uppity negroes knew their place, why can't we go back to that?"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Geoff Peterson posted:

Interviewer fucks up and asks borderline racist and profoundly stupid question, is called out on it, has to apologize. Welp, poo poo, seal is broken guys. Everyone in news is now Chuck Johnson. Go hog wild.
I said it was already happening, not insisting that it was good nor that it should continue. Switch to decaf.

Reztes
Jun 20, 2003

Yeah, all I get from that article is a lot of "I want things to be like I thought they were like when I was a child and didn't know any better." Like, aren't all the idiots in that article calling out the years when they were children? Joy McCoy, 31, says the Reagan administration is when America was "great"; Trivett, 70, says it was "before Vietnam"; Martin,59, says it was the 1970s.

So basically it's really just about making all the bad stuff you became aware of once you hit adulthood go away, great job, Trump voters.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If Trump promises to make all of the badness of adulthood go away he's got my vote, even if he's cackling in a sinister manner while promising it

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Reztes posted:

Yeah, all I get from that article is a lot of "I want things to be like I thought they were like when I was a child and didn't know any better." Like, aren't all the idiots in that article calling out the years when they were children? Joy McCoy, 31, says the Reagan administration is when America was "great"; Trivett, 70, says it was "before Vietnam"; Martin,59, says it was the 1970s.

So basically it's really just about making all the bad stuff you became aware of once you hit adulthood go away, great job, Trump voters.

There was a segment to that effect on The Daily Show. John Oliver, if I'm not mistaken, tries to find out when that great time that all those Fox News pundits were talking about actually was, when they say "when I was a kid". He brings in people who lived through all possible eras, and they tell them all those times were terrible. The one constant is that those pundits were children and were protected from the ills of the world.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

quote:

On Sunday, former House Speaker and public crier John Boehner said on CNN’s “State of the Union” that he used “Catholic guilt” to persuade fellow Catholic Paul Ryan to run for speaker after he stepped down. Boehner told Ryan:

“This isn’t about what you want to do. It’s about what God wants you to do. And God has told me, he wants you to.”
John Boehner was one step away from taking hostages and demanding a charter flight to "wherever" just to get the gently caress out.

http://gawker.com/crafty-catholic-john-boehner-used-catholic-guilt-to-f-1739912688

Also:

quote:

The now-former speaker also said he isn't planning a presidential run of his own.

"I've never been afflicted with this disease," Boehner said.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

As a white middle-class Democrat, I

This speaks to me.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

At least now Boehner can stop, rest, and drink

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Ash1138 posted:

"Cimbal, a loyal Republican, wants people to think about how to curb illegal immigration and protect Second Amendment gun ownership rights, but she’s mainly drawn to Trump because she thinks his plain talk can get things done. Her goal is to restore a time “when there wasn’t as much animosity toward each other, when everything wasn’t about race and people just got along.”"

I must have missed that day in history class where we learned about the era of racial harmony in America...

When people say this they really mean "I want black people to shut up about racism forever" and the time they want to return to is "before Obummer was elected and divided America by setting off my bigotry"

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I paid literally no taxes during Reagan's terms as President. Every dollar I got for my birthday, street pennies, and other incidental childhood income went straight to my pocket. Other than allowing Mr. Hooper to die on Sesame Street (where was the security and who is this bird anyway) he was imho the perfect president.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Luigi Thirty posted:

As a white middle-class Democrat, I

should stop posting

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Republican Governor Mike Pence says not giving food to the unemployed will 'ennoble' them

quote:

The Indiana Family and Social Services Administration announced last month that beginning in 2015, it would no longer request a waiver to the federal work requirement for certain people who use the SNAP program. Up to 65,000 single Hoosiers could lose food stamp benefits unless they are working 20 hours a week or attending job training.
Speaking to Fox News on Tuesday, Pence argued that 50,000 people had joined the Indiana workforce since 2008 so it was time to return to a "core principle" of welfare reform. [...]

"I'm someone that believes there's nothing more ennobling to a person than a job," Pence insisted. "And to make sure that able-bodied adults without dependants at home know that here in the state of Indiana, we want to partner with them in their success."

"It's been working, so it's time to burn it down"

I love my lovely state, hopefully the enormous backlash he's been getting for gutting education and the lasting black eye the whole stupid religious freedom bill caused are enough to get him turfed out


edit - at least he's not Walker

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

CortezFantastic posted:

should stop posting

D&D would die, as would every other subforum except TFR. Something Awful would become Something Armed, and become entirely about gunchat. Guerilla nonwhite posters roam from thread to thread, posting racially ambiguous photos of themselves and setting off destructive, multipage firestorms. LeJackal rules as the undisputed warlord of petty gun related minutiae. Pet Island holds out as a small minority of cat obsessives feverishly ignores the outside world, paying off the juntas with red panda gifs. The future is bright.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Quorum posted:

D&D would die, as would every other subforum except TFR. Something Awful would become Something Armed, and become entirely about gunchat. Guerilla nonwhite posters roam from thread to thread, posting racially ambiguous photos of themselves and setting off destructive, multipage firestorms. LeJackal rules as the undisputed warlord of petty gun related minutiae. Pet Island holds out as a small minority of cat obsessives feverishly ignores the outside world, paying off the juntas with red panda gifs. The future is bright.

Actually I found myself wondering the opposite of who here actually identifies as a Democrat here instead of someone who votes for them because of FPTP.

I like to pretend that most posters here understand that the Republicans are largely where they are because of unquestioning sports team fealty.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So apparently Joe Webb is running again, this time as an independent.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Quorum posted:

D&D would die, as would every other subforum except TFR. Something Awful would become Something Armed, and become entirely about gunchat. Guerilla nonwhite posters roam from thread to thread, posting racially ambiguous photos of themselves and setting off destructive, multipage firestorms. LeJackal rules as the undisputed warlord of petty gun related minutiae. Pet Island holds out as a small minority of cat obsessives feverishly ignores the outside world, paying off the juntas with red panda gifs. The future is bright.

Change that I can believe in!

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

pathetic little tramp posted:

So apparently Joe Webb is running again, this time as an independent.

Mr Trump I understand you and I are the only independent canidates on this stage brought to us by Burger King but I need my fair share of time!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Quorum posted:

D&D would die, as would every other subforum except TFR. Something Awful would become Something Armed, and become entirely about gunchat. Guerilla nonwhite posters roam from thread to thread, posting racially ambiguous photos of themselves and setting off destructive, multipage firestorms. LeJackal rules as the undisputed warlord of petty gun related minutiae. Pet Island holds out as a small minority of cat obsessives feverishly ignores the outside world, paying off the juntas with red panda gifs. The future is bright.

jesus, just ejaculate already

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

pathetic little tramp posted:

So apparently Joe Webb is running again, this time as an independent.

So he's still not running, then

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

pathetic little tramp posted:

So apparently Joe Webb is running again, this time as an independent.
You might ask yourself which party he will peel votes from, but that begs the important question

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

awesmoe posted:

You might ask yourself which party he will peel votes from, but that begs the important question

I think he'd have to have people who were going to vote for him in the first place to peel votes. I couldn't tell you what he stands for beyond "I'm angry" and we've already got Trump.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



It's all part of Webb's MASTER PLAN to screw the Dems for being so mean to him at the debate by stealing precious Virginian votes! :tinfoil:

EDIT: Joe, Jim, James, Jeb, whatever

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.

Joementum posted:

Paul Ryan went as Mitt Romney for Halloween.


Rand Paul went as the national debt.



Because of course he did.

mystic pimp fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Nov 1, 2015

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Quorum posted:

D&D would die, as would every other subforum except TFR. Something Awful would become Something Armed, and become entirely about gunchat. Guerilla nonwhite posters roam from thread to thread, posting racially ambiguous photos of themselves and setting off destructive, multipage firestorms. LeJackal rules as the undisputed warlord of petty gun related minutiae. Pet Island holds out as a small minority of cat obsessives feverishly ignores the outside world, paying off the juntas with red panda gifs. The future is bright.

Don't dogpile man, you're better than that

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
How to go as Jeb Bush for halloween, hmmmm, how to go as Jeb Bush for Halloween?

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

gullah jack posted:

Rand Paul went as the national debt.



Because of course he did.

I see his team continues to court the Hispanic vote.

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



gullah jack posted:

Rand Paul went as the national debt.



Because of course he did.

What a loving lame-rear end.

pathetic little tramp posted:

How to go as Jeb Bush for halloween, hmmmm, how to go as Jeb Bush for Halloween?



This is great. Not conducive to a night of adult Halloween'ing. But still great.

================

Interesting piece of news came through my feed this morning: If domestic production of oil continues, Saudi Arabia's cash reserves will be completely depleted in five years.



I still find it staggering how much the USA has reduced its dependence on foreign oil since 9/11.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

gullah jack posted:

Rand Paul went as the national debt.



Because of course he did.

"im going as the national debt"

"this is going to be a good party"

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Paul is just taking Bors' Halloween political cartoon template to the next level.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Unless posted:

Interesting piece of news came through my feed this morning: If domestic production of oil continues, Saudi Arabia's cash reserves will be completely depleted in five years.



I still find it staggering how much the USA has reduced its dependence on foreign oil since 9/11.



This is something I haven't paid much attention to and don't know much about. What happened? Are we producing that much more domestically? Is demand down dramatically? All of the above? Something else?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




THANKS, OBAMA

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RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Kobayashi posted:

This is something I haven't paid much attention to and don't know much about. What happened? Are we producing that much more domestically? Is demand down dramatically? All of the above? Something else?

Obama is quietly saving America from itself with the everything and the kitchen sink energy policy.

Short term its not ideal but if it stays on course in the long term no one will have to give a poo poo about the middle east anymore except for humanitarian reasons.

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