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I Greyhound posted:In actual music news, I was in a store and this (The song linked below) was playing, and I seriously thought that some goon worker had put a song from this thread on the PA system. But no, it's an actual loving song as bad as we could dish out. I heard this in a Walgreens and made a comment to the cashier and she said she wanted to die every time it came on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nq0CuUKTjc I swore this also was a parody version.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Motherfucking goons, you are all excellent, and this is shaping up to be a terrifically awful Christmas. I'm not sure about the dimensions for the album art, just regular ones, I guess? A quick google search gives me: After finally hate-watching "Polar Express" for the first time and drinking quite a lot of Christmas wine afterwards, I had a vision of this wonderful, terrible front cover. Let me share my nightmare with you.  My   E: Let me be the first to say, upon looking at this in the cold light of morning,  Libandano Urfam posted:
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Dec 9, 2015 05:26
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Hi there! This is an unexplainable and terrible joy every year. These are a couple of submissions I made a few years ago:    MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE  (the audio is all over the place, may wish to be careful if you have headphones)
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Libandano Urfam posted:Hi there! This is an unexplainable and terrible joy every year. 
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Dec 9, 2015 13:44
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Libandano Urfam posted:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE Hahaha, this is pretty great. 
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Dec 9, 2015 14:57
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My submission should be in by the 13th! I am relieved to find out this is before the deadline, which is the 15th, in case anyone else is just now joining the thread. That's...that's something fantastic, Urfam. 
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Dec 9, 2015 17:24
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my cat is norris posted:My submission should be in by the 13th! I am relieved to find out this is before the deadline, which is the 15th, in case anyone else is just now joining the thread. I'm/we're thinking about possibly extending the deadline to the 20th, both to make up for the thread having low traffic while it was unstickied, and also because we haven't finished our track yet. 
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Dec 9, 2015 18:11
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I want to do something Jewish and very innocuous. I've already got the lyrics, but would like to add some chutzpah in the form of actual music (maybe with fiddles). If someone is willing to assist with that, please PM me.
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my cat is norris posted:My submission should be in by the 13th! I am relieved to find out this is before the deadline, which is the 15th, in case anyone else is just now joining the thread. I'm collaborating, but like I told my cat is norris, the song is awful enough on its own.
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Paladinus posted:I want to do something Jewish and very innocuous. I've already got the lyrics, but would like to add some chutzpah in the form of actual music (maybe with fiddles). If someone is willing to assist with that, please PM me. If you can't find a fiddler, try Musescore or some other Midi controller. This goes for anyone looking for music. It's easier than ever to cobble together passable music electronically; if you can't find someone to record for you, don't give up!
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OMGVBFLOL posted:If you can't find a fiddler, try Musescore or some other Midi controller. This goes for anyone looking for music. It's easier than ever to cobble together passable music electronically; if you can't find someone to record for you, don't give up! Also try Fiverr, there are definitely people there who can help, and it's cheap.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:If you can't find a fiddler, try Musescore or some other Midi controller. This goes for anyone looking for music. It's easier than ever to cobble together passable music electronically; if you can't find someone to record for you, don't give up! Hey, I've got my FL Studio ready as a plan B, but although I can fiddle (heh) with existing stuff, I'm really bad at creating music. So it's in everyone's best interest that it doesn't come to this.
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Paladinus posted:Hey, I've got my FL Studio ready as a plan B, but although I can fiddle (heh) with existing stuff, I'm really bad at creating music. So it's in everyone's best interest that it doesn't come to this. I have a violin, but no knowledge of how to play it, I don't know if that's an option. Electric Boogaloo Violin, so recording should be decent enough as well.
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Dec 10, 2015 18:47
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ScrootyMcboog posted:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE LOL good job man
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A friend of mine needed a quick instrument track laid down by someone and got it taken care of through Fiverr. I don't know if you want or don't want to spend any money on making music for this album (which is totally understandable  ), but $5 isn't bad at all.
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MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE Didn't get around to making one last year so I made this one twice as bad to make up for it.
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Dec 10, 2015 20:35
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JossiRossi posted:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE 
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Schnugaf posted:I have a violin, but no knowledge of how to play it, I don't know if that's an option. this sounds like the best option, tbh
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Schnugaf posted:I have a violin, but no knowledge of how to play it, I don't know if that's an option. I've already found some klezmer to serve as music, but we definitely has to try this option. I'll PM you vocals when I'm done and you can improvise something otherworldly.
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 MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE   edit: For some reason (probably user-related), there's almost a minute of dead space after the song ends here. Here's an edited version with that excess removed 
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I Greyhound posted:In actual music news, I was in a store and this (The song linked below) was playing, and I seriously thought that some goon worker had put a song from this thread on the PA system. But no, it's an actual loving song as bad as we could dish out. God drat it. If you're going to write a Eurodance Christmas song, it must be about a sexy reindeer! JossiRossi posted:I heard this in a Walgreens and made a comment to the cashier and she said she wanted to die every time it came on. Ah yes, the methamphetamine version of Jingle Bells.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:42
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Kruxy posted:
A lil' club jam is just what the doctor ordered this xmas 
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Does anyone have the link for that one from a couple of years ago which was a mashup of Reggae Christmas with added gunfire, airhorns etc...? Used to have it saved but can't find it anywhere any more 
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Sure do! One of my favorites.
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Von Bek posted:Does anyone have the link for that one from a couple of years ago which was a mashup of Reggae Christmas with added gunfire, airhorns etc...? Used to have it saved but can't find it anywhere any more It's also on the 2012 album, if you're checking out the links in the OP.
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Thank you both! Christmas (and resentful looks from my fiancee) can begin!
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I've noticed that the friends of mine that love this goofy stuff are usually the sort of folks who have learned to hate regular Christmas music after being forced to listen to it at work for years on end. That's certainly the case for me. gently caress restaurants and double-gently caress retail. from 2012: 
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Can someone link the Little Drummer Boy made up of drum solos?
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McStabby posted:Can someone link the Little Drummer Boy made up of drum solos? It's in the OP.
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McStabby posted:Can someone link the Little Drummer Boy made up of drum solos? Speaking of which, I'm planning a spiritual sequel to Little Mumble Boy for this year, but of course a different song. I don't even care if no one cares, it's happening!
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My favorite part about Christmas? That version of Santa's Coming to Town with the long intro, so... ANOTHER CHRISTMAS SONG IS UNDER THE TREE  VVV Thanks! Also thanks for all the other responses from people on my other song. Put me in a better xmas mood than I usually have! JossiRossi fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Maximum Tomfoolery posted:It's in the OP. Thanks, I was on my phone so I didn't realize it was in the OP. my cat is norris and I should have our song under the tree soon, once she records her part. This is magical. McStabby fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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JossiRossi posted:My favorite part about Christmas? That version of Santa's Coming to Town with the long intro, so... Well, I think we've found Track 1! I'm working on a stupid idea but I've hit a roadblock on the lyrics. If anybody is interested in helping shoot me a PM.
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For the first time ever and with the accompaniment (faint though it is) of my daughter, my submission is UNDER THE TREE! 
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JossiRossi posted:My favorite part about Christmas? That version of Santa's Coming to Town with the long intro, so... This is giving me flashbacks to this Dexter's Lab episode. Your song owns. 
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THIS SONG IS UNDER THE MENORAH The intro was graciously provided by Schnugaf. 
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Oh hell yes this better be Track 1. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Speaking of which, I'm planning a spiritual sequel to Little Mumble Boy for this year, but of course a different song. I don't even care if no one cares, it's happening! I sure as poo poo care, Little Mumble Boy is one of my favorites. Looking forward to it Thanks to everyone who has been making awesome music, I would quote everyone and personally tell them how special they are but 
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Aaa something came up and I'm running late with my musical gift! Expect it tonight!
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I am a musician! MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE! 
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Just a quick note, since I'm too bad at creating music, I figured if anyone wants some badly played piano or violin in their songs, holla at me. Also got a Guitar and Ukulele, but no proper recording setup for those.
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