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Kallev: Nov 16, 2014

Gene-waste
Enablerist
Three Olives

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:10

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:23

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

bum-looker
cheeky monkey

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:12

diamond dog: Jul 27, 2010; by merry exmarx

Sergg posted:

I'm a liberal male Democrat who self-identifies as a feminist and I was a member of Human Rights Watch for awhile, where do I fall on the SJW spectrum?

need to see a cloud diagram of your top hashtags

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:27

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Opinion Holders

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:42

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

The Inclusivists aka The In Team

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:43

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

The Smarty Pants

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:45

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Eumenides posted:

Xir Holiness

Xir assholiness, pls

# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:39

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Champenema posted:

Xir assholiness, pls

Your Mom

# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:51

DenizenKane: Nov 6, 2013; Please. Go on.

Fuckwit
Dipshit
oval office

Those are my standbys. I only call my friends faggots.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:55

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Just call them by name, insults from a known entity typically hurt more anyway

# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:56

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Uh... we are creating insults for a person to use which are not transgressive of correct behavior in polite white society. R>C>P

Like, if you are a member of the good guy team, you can call someone a catawampus, and that's probably okay because catawumpus, i think, doesn't come from a 1400s Welsh word for smelly black ape person or something similar.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:36

frogge: Apr 7, 2006

Care hard poser

# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:47

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Ork of Fiction posted:

Uh... we are creating insults for a person to use which are not transgressive of correct behavior in polite white society. R>C>P

Like, if you are a member of the good guy team, you can call someone a catawampus, and that's probably okay because catawumpus, i think, doesn't come from a 1400s Welsh word for smelly black ape person or something similar.

I dunno man what if they don't know your name? bet they'd feel violated

# ? Nov 3, 2015 06:33

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Didn't fuckboy get columbused

# ? Nov 3, 2015 16:59

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

limp pisser... weak piss... piss... piss poor guy... bad shitter... shitter mcpisserson

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:16

Homo Simpson: Oct 21, 2014; by Smythe; Lipstick Apathy

a bay posted:

What about Butt nut

Wat nut in wat butt butt

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:36

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Maoist Pussy posted:

Legbeard

My #1 choice for "feminists" from this day on. Thank you.

On topic, we usually call those scarf-wearing pussy manlets "smurfs".

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:47

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Soggy Jewish Weisenheimers

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:50

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

You feckless, fogbrained, intolerant, blinkered jackwipes*- you have no place in a clearminded proper society.
You are unfit to be considered equal to decent civil right-minded and tolerant 'Merucans. You are deranged, without reason, with no sense of justice or proportion.

And when-
THE NEW REVOLUTION COMES YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE CHOICE OF INDEFINITE INTERNMENT, AGRICULTURAL ENSLAVEMENT, OR INVOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA AND CONVERSION TO USEFUL MEAT BY-PRODUCTS

We will not deport you as no nation would have the likes of YOU.

...
* Jackwipe_(tm) Zimcorp 2015

e:
Well, maybe this rant is a bit extreme, but you get my drift.
Admit it, Goons, your hearts would soar at the sight of these silly twats straining to pull a plow through stony ground. In the rain. Heh.

Jackwipes. Jackwipes, I says.
...
Trump 2016!

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Nov 3, 2015

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:07

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

friend

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:38

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Superior

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:02

Seafea: Mar 21, 2003; They say it's not what life throws at you, but how you deal with it.

Butt trash is pretty good, but may have classist overtones.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:08

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

"TF2 Twitch streamer"

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:09

Seafea: Mar 21, 2003; They say it's not what life throws at you, but how you deal with it.

Fart-wrangler is good too.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:13

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Dumpster sovereign

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:14

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

They really like force feeding people their foul tasting words so I suggest:

label-ladlers

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:17

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

women girls

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:19

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

care poster

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:10

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

plaster busters

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:12

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

bulb handlers

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:12

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

Gender blobs
Snippy Richards
Circumcision Extremists
New Puritans
The Religious Left
Regressives
Tyrants

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:18

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

The Religious Left

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:28

Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

poo poo sneezers

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:30

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

DenizenKane posted:

Fuckwit
Dipshit
oval office

Those are my standbys. I only call my friends faggots.

aww...my friends are my faggots too and my best friends are my niggas

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:45

feller: Jul 5, 2006

zimboe posted:

You feckless, fogbrained, intolerant, blinkered jackwipes*- you have no place in a clearminded proper society.
You are unfit to be considered equal to decent civil right-minded and tolerant 'Merucans. You are deranged, without reason, with no sense of justice or proportion.

And when-
THE NEW REVOLUTION COMES YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE CHOICE OF INDEFINITE INTERNMENT, AGRICULTURAL ENSLAVEMENT, OR INVOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA AND CONVERSION TO USEFUL MEAT BY-PRODUCTS

We will not deport you as no nation would have the likes of YOU.

...
* Jackwipe_(tm) Zimcorp 2015

e:
Well, maybe this rant is a bit extreme, but you get my drift.
Admit it, Goons, your hearts would soar at the sight of these silly twats straining to pull a plow through stony ground. In the rain. Heh.

Jackwipes. Jackwipes, I says.
...
Trump 2016!

zimboe

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:16

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

hairdye-americans

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:27

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

loquacius posted:

fartguido

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:40

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tard-Rapist
Spastophile

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:40

a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

rear end breathe

# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:57

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:23

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

GARBAGEHEADS
BRAIN-CLOBBERED
ASSHO-AMERICANS
EMERGENCY FAMINE RESOURCES
PENIPHOBES
BONE TRADERS
DOGWITS
SHOUTBUNNIES
...

But I can't improve on

LEGBEARD.

LEGBEARD

zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Nov 7, 2015

# ? Nov 7, 2015 12:21

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