Who here is part of the "Hold Your Dick Club" ?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Who here is part of the "Hold Your Dick Club" ?

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

So I just took me a big ol' poo poo and I forgot to secure my package before I sat on the toilet so my dangler dangled into the toilet water for a brief, unrefreshingly cool moment. Now, this occurred at my own (clean) toilet but it has happened at public toilets and at friends houses of questionable... questionables.

Are you one of the silent many who have to cusp their dangly before sitting on the throne lest they dip into the questionable liquids below? What can be done to arouse a more public discourse on such an afflicting problem?

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Nooner posted:

I poop a lot so I'm a pro at doing it

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 04:20

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