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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Sexual orientation isn't real it's just an imaginary identification.

Its like, people inherently know that nutrient-dense foods taste good and touching painful things is bad and girls are prettier than hyenas but it takes really careful analysis to know which of these things gets you hard.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Transgender Fool: How can I carry all these genders?

*Science opens the door and knocks Transgender Fool Over making it drop all the genders and they all break and shatter on the ground in slow motion and Transgender Fool looks on in horror, helpless to stop the accidental gender genocide unfolding right before it's eyes*

Science:There are only two genders and they have the same brain

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

Transgender Fool: How can I carry all these genders?

*Science opens the door and knocks Transgender Fool Over making it drop all the genders and they all break and shatter on the ground in slow motion and Transgender Fool looks on in horror, helpless to stop the accidental gender genocide unfolding right before it's eyes*

Science:There are only two genders and they have the same brain

But but but my dick girls

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Has the :biotruths: smilie been used yet?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Lot of people with sincere and/or ironic gimmicks itt.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Explaining not-gayness to a bourgeois gender-degenerate is like explaining colors to a blind man.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Maoist Pussy posted:

Its like, people inherently know that nutrient-dense foods taste good and touching painful things is bad and girls are prettier than hyenas but it takes really careful analysis to know which of these things gets you hard.

Operant conditioning and viagra.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Without any prior migration experience, juvenile Chinook salmon can find their way to ancestral feeding grounds by using the Earth's magnetic field and an inherited internal map. The young primate, however, is born not knowing who or what to gently caress. Male, female, a grandparent, an infant, a decaying corpse, a stray hyena, a hive of bees - he tries them all.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hyenas are nature's dickgirls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Maoist Pussy posted:

Without any prior migration experience, juvenile Chinook salmon can find their way to ancestral feeding grounds by using the Earth's magnetic field and an inherited internal map. The young primate, however, is born not knowing who or what to gently caress. Male, female, a grandparent, an infant, a decaying corpse, a stray hyena, a hive of bees - he tries them all.

:frogon:

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
It is only with the advent of language that the early human's sexuality is harnessed to the needs of reproduction. Spoken words and, eventually, written symbols constrain him: gently caress not the tamed guard-dogs, the tribal cooking vessels, a fellow tribesman's unwashed poophole. He learns the taboos, and Patriarchy is born.

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