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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Hihohe posted:

Look I dont care who you are. Lipstick and mustaches dont mix. You get one or the other.

Postal Parcel posted:

Sigh, you foolish uncultured swine

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 02:35

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:59

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Postal Parcel posted:

I'd also like to mention that this isn't a fetish, it's empowering

I remember this. It showed up on my Facebook. I was like "No..... nooooooo. ....."

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 10:43

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Is that Boober Fraggle?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 06:16

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Hey, if a dude wants to show off his spread eagle legs with hot pink high heels, all the more power to him.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 11:41

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Lonely Virgil posted:

That's the view you'd have if you had sex with him.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 05:38

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I think I'll just :nws:

these

http://imgur.com/T6XKVke

http://imgur.com/1BytH81

http://imgur.com/4SxUJf6

http://imgur.com/DtR9G8u

And then some hilarious

http://imgur.com/44HrE7h

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 05:47

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Something about a bunch of people agreeing to do portraits with the dildo machines they're trying to patent, I think.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 05:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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heliotroph posted:

Noooo the kitten is innocent.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 22:17

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Cleavage up to your chin is quite an accomplishment.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 08:28

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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They're being unique and quirky.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 08:06

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

Giuseppe • 6 days ago
I like this post because it touches a point that always annoys me.
Whenever there is an accident / bombing / attack / plane crash etc. the comments are always: There are several casualties including women and children, or Including women, children and elders. Nobody gives a f**k about adult males. As an adult male, this is finally getting on my nerves after hearing it for a thousand times.

Lol that guy is almost aware but then takes the wrong path at the end. Adult men are the default human beings. It's the aberrations from default that get special mention. Wouldn't it be nice if women were no longer equal but separate that it no longer gets mentioned? Of course. But that's not what this guy is saying.

And complaining that the deaths of children is considered more tragic by society is really hosed up.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 04:33

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I would have bought the gently caress out of that mermaid dolphin fairy decorative plate when I was 11.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 07:30

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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cash crab posted:

ps:

I want to believe it's ironic cosplay but I know in my hear that it is not.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 07:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Dachshundofdoom posted:

Seriously? Someone loving jerks it to the Angry Beavers? Is nothing sacred anymore!?

And right now someone is out there jerking to your anger over Angry Beaver jerking.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 06:32

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That's honestly as bad as neck fungus and seeping legs.

There are just some pictures that shouldn't be posted all over, for our sanity.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 12:16

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That picture is now infinitely worse having read this thread.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 01:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I finally saw a hoverboard in real life. And it look loving stupid.

The thing was, it was indoors at a very small university that's only 3 stories and never take more than 10 minutes to walk across. And she couldn't go anywhere fast because it was busy and the halls were packed. So she kept having to stop. Then she took the elevator. I know some disabled people or people with carts etc who get really annoyed when able-bodied people take up the one single elevator in the school. It's an unwritten taboo and you don't do it unless you physically cannot take the stairs at all. Using some dumb fad gizmo doesn't count. It just makes you a horrible lazy rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 06:37

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Utah has such a wonderful, interesting landscape and I'm sad it's such a hosed up state in so many ways.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 08:11

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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BrigadierSensible posted:

Impalas are African. These anthropomorphised animals aren't practicing racial purity.

It's a gemsbok, which are from South Africa. He's an apartheid furry.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 08:01

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cash crab posted:

Oh, God. I just realized why that name seemed so familiar. She's good friends with my ex-roommate. Every time I know someone IRL mentioned on the forums, it's always in the AUG thread.

Same here! My friend dated on of the most infamous MRAs on the internet. I didn't even realize it was him at first because any time I was around him I was wasted as gently caress and never really developed a recognition of his face. It wasn't until people started posting his name that I realized it was him. Davis Aurini. I only met him twice. He was really into Rule 34 of kids movies, and surprising people with it.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 18:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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cash crab posted:

B-but... thread fodder. Also, I live in Toronto, I can't avoid it.

Yeah and being in Calgary means I get the opposite end of the horrible humans spectrum. My father-in-law unironically hopes Trump will win. :smith:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 11:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Please tell me how prostitutes exploit men.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 06:28

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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ghostter posted:

Drugged big cats make me sad. :smith:

I searched (My city) Star Wars

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 02:07

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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An old friend just showed up on my Facebook feed!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 03:25

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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bradzilla posted:

whitepeoplechristmascard.jpg

All of those animals look ashamed, and rightly so. I feel sorry for them.

SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Dec 22, 2015

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 03:32

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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my cat is norris posted:

How are there so many of these delusioned girls out there who actually make it to Japan?

There's an equal amount of delusioned guys going there to find a perfect demure Japanese girlfriend and live like a king with his vast knowledge of animes and mangas. Western women don't know what they're missing!

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 03:58

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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My legs are consistently bruised because I have depth perception problems thanks to my glasses so I'm constantly walking into things and tripping over poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 07:50

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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He sure showed that motion sensor! What a cool guy!

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 10:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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mostlygray posted:

Or, you could go play basketball/soccer/football/ultimate/throw rocks at crows/hackysack with your kid. Good for both of you and doesn't include shaming them. Also, crows are assholes.

Kale...

The crows were assholes because you threw rocks at them, you dipshit. If you were nice to them and gave them food, they probably would have brought you shiny presents.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 10:23

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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twistedmentat posted:

What the hell is this gobbelygook? I know its a classic, but I have never been able to understand what the hell he's trying to say. Other than the "i'm so much smarter than everyone, and i'm soooooo modest"
http://i.imgur.com/Byg7K5p.jpg

Based on stuff I've heard about the Crusades and other large military campaigns of the, I bet basing your life on Knights you'd probably get to chow down on a serf here and there.
http://i.imgur.com/oBnhKKn.png

Why do you link everything you post?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 06:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I'm the badly shaved chinstrap that makes his face look too small

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 09:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Scathach posted:

E: also I'd hang out with the werewolf chick who drinks and whose fursona also drinks. Furries might be weird but you can't argue with a cute girl and Jack Daniels.

gently caress quote is not edit.

Yeah she seems like the fun kind of crazy rather than sad crazy, I would party with her.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 03:32

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Non Serviam posted:

Pretty much. How sad are the people who go "it's a furry, she has a fursona, but she cute so... M'lady"

Not many straight guys use princess as a name, but I won't judge them if they want to. Doesn't make me one, though.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 04:33

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Mak0rz posted:

It's a wedding cake topper

I've never understood why this joke is so commonly accepted. If you hate married life than just don't get married. Problem solved.

Also the whole concept of men being gigantic children who need mother replacements has always irked me too.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 22:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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impossiboobs posted:

I'm grandma's folding chair

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 13:58

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Vapes are treated the same as cigarettes at my workplace as per city bylaw and when we remind users they can't use them they get so much more indignant than smokers. They blow vapor in our faces and act like complete assholes. The smokers usually apologize. Every vaper has treated us like poo poo. Every single one.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 15:42

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Darth123123 posted:

Can you be non AU or G and attend one?

https://youtu.be/jjrVg7eRHrc

Larp gave us Unicorns LA which is a rock solid classic so I can't hate it entirely.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 06:26

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Mans posted:

First Time Growing Out a Beard (4 Months)

Is his head on upside down :confused:

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 16:55

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Scathach posted:

And you're probably the most uninspired troll on the forum.

Anyway,

WHAT THE gently caress

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 23:02

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:59

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Verisimilidude posted:

No one cares about what you do with your body until you're fat and gross, especially if you're a girl.

LMAO you posted this in THIS thread of all places

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 06:38

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