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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

First I film myself jerking off. Then i watch it and film myself watching it. Then i set up two TV's facing eachother and have them react to eachother

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


A leathery mons, waxed and polished to a fearsome sheen.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hork hork hork

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Also this might sound weird but I still torrent porn, and for the second time in a row the site I browse is slowly trending towards videos where you are supposed to whack it while the woman makes fun of your dick and says mean things and no actual sex occurs onscreen

That and videos where the girl pretends to be your mom or sister

Anyway I find this stuff unpleasant at best and I have to wade through a lot of it in order to find a normal video where two reasonably attractive, non-drugged, unrelated people just sort of bone down and nobody screams weird poo poo, and I was wondering if it's the site I visit or if this is a widespread development tia

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Tujague posted:

Also this might sound weird but I still torrent porn, and for the second time in a row the site I browse is slowly trending towards videos where you are supposed to whack it while the woman makes fun of your dick and says mean things and no actual sex occurs onscreen

That and videos where the girl pretends to be your mom or sister

Anyway I find this stuff unpleasant at best and I have to wade through a lot of it in order to find a normal video where two reasonably attractive, non-drugged, unrelated people just sort of bone down and nobody screams weird poo poo, and I was wondering if it's the site I visit or if this is a widespread development tia

actually it's you.

this has everything to do w google metadata.

searches you thought had nothing to do w your sexuality have told google this is the kind of porn you secretly desire.

just embrace it dude. the future is yours.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nomadologique posted:

actually it's you.

this has everything to do w google metadata.

searches you thought had nothing to do w your sexuality have told google this is the kind of porn you secretly desire.

just embrace it dude. the future is yours.

Some people don't like what they see, when they look in a mirror.

Others can't stop looking in the mirror.

Namaste.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

That's Amore!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
shameful waste of cheap ingredients imo

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

You all have boring fetishes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Plastic solvents.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

error1 posted:

A guy at work has a rubber fetish that he isn't hiding particularly well


It's ok though, as far as fetishes go inflation is pretty harmless and extremely hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m87WvCALMQ

It is harmful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THBe0DoHLUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGuJO_7A1w

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
umm...I...uh...watch ASMR videos on youtube :blush:

please don't judge me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:fap:

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

Is that that floor pizza i keep hearing about cuz i would eat the poo poo out of it. Then gently caress the woman.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Here you go all you vanilla lairs
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

Lol at the goons who havent had enough regular sex to get bored with it.

She better be singing the theme to thomas the train while fisting my rear end and blowing me like a train whistle while i wear a conductor hat and shes got an accurate blueprint of the starship enterprise tattooed on her forehead or im not cummin

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

just get me a spool of twine and i'll set it up myself.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i like it when the weiner goes into the hoo hah

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Shovels, getting beat to a pulp with

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Beef Turret posted:

Shovels, getting beat to a pulp with

i think yo ushould have used a semi colon

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
:nws: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba0_1441132958

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

thanks for sharing that with me

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
heh, right gbs. you "knew a guy"

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i enjoy licking my gfs rear end in a top hat

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

wiffle ball bat posted:

thanks for sharing that with me

np

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Fish swallowing is a thing, apparently

:nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562b41bd8b152 :nws:

:wtc:

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
When a chick smokes.

Sam Pink
Nov 8, 2015

by Lowtax
I love Casting Couch stuff. I always fantasized about being a filmmaker when I was growing up, and when I came across casting porn it was like a match made in heaven.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


My fetish used to be cakefarts but now I'm pretty sure it's a butt eating cereal

Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
Guys in cosplay. I saw a Goon in the cosplay thread in PYF who was dressed as Dante, and he remarked that his underwear was peeking above his pants.
:swoon:
I also like unusual hair colors and piercings, or someone who is a gamer Although the older I get, the more I just want someone with good insurance.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Didn't we just have this thread a few weeks ago?

I once had a GF who wore a lot of rings, maybe 3 or 4 on each finger. Before bed she would take off her rings one by one and drop them in a little bowl, but only when she intended on getting her hands messy with my junk, which usually also meant we were about to have sex. Even today, nearly 20 yeas later, after just a couple of years of this Pavlovian conditioning, I still get an involuntary, spontaneous erection whenever I see a woman taking rings off her fingers.

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

Goddamn, I hate fetishes. I'm sick of pretending to be some crazy girl's dad.

That said, nothing gets me harder than engaging my partner in a rap battle.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I like to watch people having sex with each other on camera. I also like when the man ejaculates on the lady or inside the lady.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i like to watch stones on the beach slowly be covered by the tide

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




fungus covering ants who are riding bees that are stinging birds

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Rape Stink posted:

I like to watch people having sex with each other on camera. I also like when the man ejaculates on the lady or inside the lady.

sounds pretty gay tbh

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVOQZnQOYn4 and the electricity spells out all of my exes names against the night sky

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Chard posted:

i like to watch stones on the beach slowly be covered by the tide

I like to do this too, but with the people I've buried

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