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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
No holds barred, bare knuckles, no shirts, no shoes. They fight till one of them is knocked out or gives up.

I wanna see Nooner fight somebody IDK who though.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wanna see Al Borland fight whoever posts after me, to the death.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
it's me

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i want a good old fashioned cat fight, so whoflungpoop vs. labyambien

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i don't know any gbs posters

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I would just lay down and let you all beat the poo poo out of me

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I would just lay down and let you all beat the poo poo out of me
i would gladly do this

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I would just lay down and let you all beat the poo poo out of me

symbolic posted:

i would gladly do this

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shmorky vs. Fragmaster

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

I'll fight you

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Nothing gets me harder then be submissive to 100 sweaty neckbeards kicking me to death

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Nothing gets me harder then be submissive to 100 sweaty neckbeards kicking me to death
the fetish thread is that way, friend

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
Dad Gay vs Lowtax to the death.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

symbolic posted:

the fetish thread is that way, friend

gently caress yeah tell me what to do

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Hmmm... HEY GAL vs Daikatana Ritsu

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Spanish Manlove vs. Modesty.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

everyone with a hotdog hat avatar vs everyone with a hamburger one

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

everyone with a hotdog hat avatar vs everyone with a hamburger one

BRING IT ON BITCH!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

yoooo bring it on

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want 3olives to fight a fat hobo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

i want 3olives to fight a fat hobo

I'm busy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Al Borland and I will fight to the death with waffle ball bats on the top of mt Kilimanjaro this new years eve

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Kuato posted:

Wanna see Al Borland fight whoever posts after me, to the death.

To clarify, I mean every poster following my post. Either in conjunction with one another or some type of Al Borland vs GBS tournament.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
GE Cafe and the poster who ate poo poo

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Kuato posted:

To clarify, I mean every poster following my post. Either in conjunction with one another or some type of Al Borland vs GBS tournament.

like diggstown?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

Wanna see Al Borland fight whoever posts after me, to the death.



I really like QC as a poster, but if the people want it I will beat you to death with my bare fists until my bones are the only thing left of my fists and theres a bloody pulp before me on the ground.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

av-haver army vs bonzi buddy brigade

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

We are one step closer to GBS Fights

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Lipstick Apathies vs Grimey Drawers

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Al Borland and I will fight to the death with waffle ball bats on the top of mt Kilimanjaro this new years eve
I dont want to fight you! You are my friend :saddowns:

Kuato posted:

To clarify, I mean every poster following my post. Either in conjunction with one another or some type of Al Borland vs GBS tournament.

I wouldn't mind doing this. I always said if I get put on death row and like in OZ am allowed to choose how I die it would be gladitorial combat in an endless arena of opponent after opponent until I fall.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Al Borland posted:

I really like QC as a poster, but if the people want it I will beat you to death with my bare fists until my bones are the only thing left of my fists and theres a bloody pulp before me on the ground.

How time consuming would a bare knuckle brawl to the death between two out of shape dudes be? We might have to schedule our whole day around it I bet.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

The Sphinxster posted:

We are one step closer to GBS Fights

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

How time consuming would a bare knuckle brawl to the death between two out of shape dudes be? We might have to schedule our whole day around it I bet.

Not that bad if they know how to throw their weight around. Also health problems could factor in to a quicker death. You just sit on the collapsed guy's face till he stops breathing

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Niggerstomper vs. Dogfucker.

The Battle of the Banned.

Alternately, bigpeeler vs. Zombie Caro.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I don't really want a fight, just a a group of pre 2005 reg men to rear end whoop me. Apparently it's the only way to get to the hidden 10+ forum if your new

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Hotdog men vs Burgermen would be great. We could host it at doobies.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Al Borland posted:

Not that bad if they know how to throw their weight around. Also health problems could factor in to a quicker death. You just sit on the collapsed guy's face till he stops breathing

Nice, looks like Al has thought this out. I'll wager on Al in the forthcoming Al vs. GBS tournament. Al Borland: man with a plan.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

Nice, looks like Al has thought this out. I'll wager on Al in the forthcoming Al vs. GBS tournament. Al Borland: man with a plan.

I'm not afraid to fight dirty either. THrowing dirt in your eyes? Check. Kicking groins? Check. Growing my fingernails out and turning them into super sharp claws like vega/wolverine? Check.

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
calm down guys, fighting won't solve anything!

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I wanna see gently caress Da Mods fight someone too. Maybe Nooner would be good? That'd be a good fight I bet.

zoink2000 posted:

calm down guys, fighting won't solve anything!

actually it will solve a lot of things you should try it.a

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