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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
My best friend was with benefits for a number of years and for a long time it's lots of fun but then it gets weird and confusing and eventually you aren't even friends anymore, and you wish you'd just left the sex out of it and still had your friend. I'd say don't do it.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mad Monk posted:

I have one of these now, it kind of sucks. She's moving in a couple of months so a relationship is out but I really like her, she's loving another dude and it make me jealous and I get pissed thinking about it. I guess if I really loved her, I'd tell her I'd be willing to move but I'm older and realistic and I'm not moving for somebody that I might not like a year later.

Benefits aren't bad though.

How's the herpes?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

How's the herpes?

they're hispes now OHOHOHOHO

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
FWB is pretty fuckin' rad if you're a mentally healthy person who gets dates, OP

Godspeed, and Namaste

Lemon
May 22, 2003

It's a lot of fun but with a palpable sense of impending doom.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Horniest Manticore posted:

they're hispes now OHOHOHOHO

Idgi

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Lemon posted:

It's a lot of fun but with a palpable sense of impending doom.

Nice. Like my life v

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I've had a few true friends with benefits setups

Feeling: blessed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Nice. Like my life v

it looks like what happens ina jrpg when you get into a random encounter, is that was it is??

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Bishop posted:

I've had a few true friends with benefits setups

Feeling: blessed

can you get these built to order or just prebuilts? or did you build yours at home?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

nomadologique posted:

it looks like what happens ina jrpg when you get into a random encounter, is that was it is??

P sure my AV is from earthbound idk why it's red or wavy cause I never finished EB

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Windows 98 posted:

It's like a relationship except you don't need to say good morning every day.

Yeah it's "Good Night" in your case

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

P sure my AV is from earthbound idk why it's red or wavy cause I never finished EB

you are practically an anime you sick loving freak

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Baby Town Frolics posted:

I'm fwb with your mom, OP.

same but without the friends

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
I don't know this Benefits lady but she sounds pretty wild

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

where can i order that shade of lipstick?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
It's pretty cool because you don't have to wear a condom because who gives a poo poo

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax


What even is this I want one

Gehenomm
May 1, 2008

Ask me about hitting on mathematicians.
I ended up marrying her.

I feel like i hosed up somewhere along the way.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Maoist Pussy posted:



What even is this I want one

This is what you get when you are Janey Slater or wosit Juspeczyk.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What are some of the benefits besides the sex

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Imagine playing Nintendo 64 with your bro then brutally anally pounding afterwards. That;s what it's like.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
It's pretty great if the people involved are emotionally mature, and it's pretty funny on the sidelines when the people involved are emotionally immature.

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
If you have a story about the funny stuff that you have seen then I would like to read it

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