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I'm not a lawyer, but here in Australia all crimes are illegal, but only the ones you get caught and arrested for. It's a pretty good deal.
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Nov 10, 2015 02:06
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:
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Nov 10, 2015 02:11
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e; new
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Nov 10, 2015 02:11
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All crime is legal when the Democrats are in power, everyone knows that
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Nov 10, 2015 02:20
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I reported all of this to the police and they made me a junior deputy. They gave me a plastic badge and everything and now I'm coming for you
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Nov 10, 2015 02:33
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Cuckoo posted:If you want to move a step up from banning posters you hate and outright kill them instead, sell them phenazepam that link posted:thejooseisloose posted:
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Nov 10, 2015 02:39
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Holy poo poo, what a moron. It's lose, not loose.
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Nov 10, 2015 02:42
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Lowtax posted:I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing, but I believe it's illegal to make crimes in the county where I live (Jackson county). Do any of you have experience creating crimes, and is it legal where you are? What are the preferred crimes you like to do? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated. as a matter of fact it is legal where i live, in somalia
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Nov 10, 2015 02:44
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:
i played that game a long time ago. it was pretty awesome, especially metal man's stage. always ran out of crash bombs in that stupid room though so i never finished it...
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Nov 10, 2015 02:48
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Ok hear me out Lowtax. . .I know that we have a rough history but we can do this. we do this We rob We rob Legend of Asia. We steal all of their delicous sushis and cash and tips from the waitstaff and crab rangoons.
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Nov 10, 2015 02:49
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here is a song about a crime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STfFCjCCXGw
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Nov 10, 2015 02:50
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Roargasm posted:here is a song about a crime ...there is a rap song about wanting to rob a Dollar Store absolute last thing I was expecting today!
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Nov 10, 2015 02:53
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when you're lovers in a dangerous time kinda get to feeling that your loves a crime
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Nov 10, 2015 02:54
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Hello I live in Indianapolis and crime is illegal here but people do it all the time anyway, we're one of the crimiest cities in the nation, god bless.
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Nov 10, 2015 03:26
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No blood for socks!
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Nov 10, 2015 03:44
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does drawing a swastika with human feces count as a crime?
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Nov 10, 2015 03:46
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Harald posted:does drawing a swastika with human feces count as a crime?
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Nov 10, 2015 04:03
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Harald posted:does drawing a swastika with human feces count as a crime? Mental illness is not a crime, don't believe the neurofascists
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Nov 10, 2015 04:05
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Otisburg posted:That pussy's playing with fire. There's precident: Oh, poo poo. In our country the cat would get a jury of his peers, so there would be a bunch of cats in suits on the jury. The cat lawyer would basically walk over to the stand and start playing with a ball of yarn, lightly tapping it at first, flipping over on it's back, pausing ~12 minutes, then spazzing out unnanounced and tearing rear end out of the court room. Like, gently caress this justice system, I'm out. Lawyer cat, boom shaka laka.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:09
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Did you want to do crimes alone? Cuz if not... there is always a goonheist!
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Nov 10, 2015 04:10
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crime is okay if you have a lot of money
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Nov 10, 2015 04:21
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Just war crimes, and those are legal if you win
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Nov 10, 2015 04:22
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i live in a pirate shanty town in somalia so no crime is not actually illegal here it is very cool and good
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Nov 10, 2015 04:23
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crime, by definition, is illegal where i live
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Nov 10, 2015 04:23
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i found out firsthand that crime does in fact pay pretty well and they actually will take steps to punish you if caught which is unfortunate as crime is good and fun
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Nov 10, 2015 04:28
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the great deceiver posted:i found out firsthand that crime does in fact pay pretty well and they actually will take steps to punish you if caught which is unfortunate as crime is good and fun
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Nov 10, 2015 04:29
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Is there a list of all crimes somewhere that I can consult?
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Nov 10, 2015 04:31
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Lowtax posted:Is there a list of all crimes somewhere that I can consult? you should probably talk to whats-his-name. You know, your lawyer
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Nov 10, 2015 04:33
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Lowtax posted:Is there a list of all crimes somewhere that I can consult? yes its called the us penal code
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Nov 10, 2015 04:34
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what kind of crimes are you looking to get into? your post is pretty vague from the sounds of things. have you really thought this through are you doing it just because your friends are doing it? anyways man i only really kno about petty crimes like drug related crimes maybe a little theft here and there, you know the deal. nothing "big." aight lemme know.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:35
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the great deceiver posted:yes its called the us penal code That doesn't include state and local laws smarty pants. What about interpol and maritime law? Sheesh, way to law.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:35
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just shoot me an email and let's do this notacop@mostatepolice.gov
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Nov 10, 2015 04:35
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Dave_Indeed posted:That doesn't include state and local laws smarty pants. What about interpol and maritime law? Sheesh, way to law. i know but its a good jumping off point
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Nov 10, 2015 04:37
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Windows 98 posted:just shoot me an email and let's do this lol. you think cops know the law
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Nov 10, 2015 04:37
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nomadologique posted:what kind of crimes are you looking to get into? your post is pretty vague from the sounds of things. have you really thought this through are you doing it just because your friends are doing it?
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Nov 10, 2015 04:39
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Lowtax you seem cut out for fraud. Try that.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:40
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Windows 98 posted:Lowtax you seem cut out for fraud. Try that.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:41
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Lowtax posted:I haven't really thought it out yet, I just know it has to be something that doesn't involve running or lifting heavy objects. Also maybe something I could do in my sleep? Can you crime during sleep? You can definitely crim ein your sleep my man, I have just the crime for you: it's called smurfing, and it's when you use malware to turn a bunch of strangers' computers into a network to spam dickpill ads to other strangers via email. These dickpill ads contain more links to more malware, adding yet more computers to your network. I don't know how this is profitable but I'm sure somebody could hel pyou out with that.
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Do you want to kno wmore?? >>>
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