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You learn from experience when it is okay to fart and not. As you get older you learn its better not to chance it as much and just do it on a toilet. Also was it that bad you couldnt take some soap to your undies and wash it in the sink?
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Just make sure you wiped properly and wash your hands. THen get on home. No one will know if you just act normal.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I can't go home. I'm traveling to Oklahoma for work. I still have 2 hours ahead of me. Oh dear... Well hope you have a change on you. Have a safe trip. Also, plenty of elligble bachelors in this thread OP. And they already know you poo poo yourself.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:28
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You eventually learn when its dangerous I found at about 28 was when sharts started to become a danger too honestly. I'm 2 years your senior. But if your soon to be gas feels weighty or like its more than air don't risk it.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:42
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Baba Ganoush posted:as in, this is a daily/hourly thing for me but I don't make a thread about it Not all of us can live in the lap of luxury you clearly do. 
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Nov 10, 2015 16:48
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I felt the urge to fart again but fortunately I was right outside Woodward so I just clenched until I got to a gas station so I could fart on the toilet. This turned out to be the right decision. Sounds like you're having some bad times on the road. At least you were prepared this time.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:39
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I don't even have any kids Age as we all get older our sphincters get less trustworthy and golden
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Nov 10, 2015 21:53
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Weener Beater posted:This was me on the drive back from Cabo San Lucas to San Francisco after eating a bad chicken sandwich. 8 hours of hell. I still owe my best friend for driving the whole way back. if you had to walk home you would have been a dead man. Animals would have come upon your fecal trail and known you were sick and hunted you down.
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Nov 10, 2015 22:00
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I don't know who deg is but frankly I'd be shocked if s/he or any other goons have ever been to Greensburg. heheh they've probably had the green sliders before tho.
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Nov 10, 2015 23:47
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i sharted on january 2nd, 2014. i remember the date because my first thought was that i barely made it 2 days into the new year without making GBS threads my pants. lol
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Nov 10, 2015 23:55
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Nathilus posted:Sorry, I know this is from page 1, but loving laffo. I have still never shat my pants so I can halfway relate. I STILL feel smug as hell about having bowel control and constantly wonder what is wrong with you people. One day it will happen. I pray for your sake it isn't on an important day or a busy day when you cannot escape and deal with it.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:19
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The Bible posted:One of the cats had dragged a sock over his face. Was that a tempt to comfort him? Lol Erethizon_dorsatum posted:kinda sounds like he should have gone to the ER, jesus christ One hell of a stomach flu. Can we get an artistic rendering of his friend pooping and puking in the tub as a cat brings him a sock? Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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Nov 11, 2015 13:33
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The Bible posted:She drags tissues or cloth over anything she doesn't like the smell of. She most often did it immediately after the other cat took a rancid poo poo and no one was home to clean it. lol I think shes going to need more than a sock for him. That's adorable.
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Nov 11, 2015 13:41
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I clamp down like a bear trap but it somehow wasn't enough this time Oh my... You're single you said? 
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Nov 12, 2015 14:53
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Moon Atari posted:I've never sharted before but it seems I'm a little younger than the average age of shart onset. This thread has got me real worried so I've ordered one of these in, don't know if it works anally but better safe than sorry. Buttplug will help more.
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Nov 12, 2015 16:56
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