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Why don't serious religious people ever get this worked up about holidays that actually matter to Christianity? Start protesting about the lack of Jesus coffee cups around Easter you fucks
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drat it margharet, we've run out of containers to hold all our money and now I just found out that the starbucks festive coffee mug will be plain red!!!!!! How could this day get any worse? *Black person walks in holding a college diploma*
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Nov 11, 2015 00:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Did Peet's get the cup right or wrong? idk i havent watched anybody rant about it on facebook so tentative right
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Nov 11, 2015 01:00
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I always read "smdh" as suck my dick and then when I hit the h I realize I have the wrong acronym.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:05
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the h could also mean ho
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Nov 11, 2015 01:06
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How many Christians have died in this war so far?
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Nov 11, 2015 01:12
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PoPcornTG posted:How many Christians have died in this war so far? like, over a million
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Nov 11, 2015 01:14
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Was Jesus even born in December?
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Nov 11, 2015 01:14
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Sancho posted:Was Jesus even born in December? Nope! The church choose December in order to Co op a pagan holiday to make converting of heathens easier.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:14
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PoPcornTG posted:Nope! Trick question he wasn't born in the other 11 months either 
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Nov 11, 2015 01:16
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hey guys i have a great way of getting starbucks back for their hatred of christmas you see, starbucks employees cant say merry christmas, but if you buy a drink, tell them your name is merry christmas then they have to say merry christmas when they gave you the drink that you paid for hahahaha take that you PC company!
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Nov 11, 2015 01:17
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chaosbreather posted:Have you tried Starbucks? There's a reason it got ran out of Australia. Holy poo poo. you mean there are hold out places that don't have starbucks? there is hope after all...
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Nov 11, 2015 01:18
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gently caress da Mods posted:I like christmas alot. without snowflakes and trees it's clear starbucks does not
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Nov 11, 2015 01:19
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Lastgirl posted:you mean there are hold out places that don't have starbucks? There's a couple still in the touristy parts of Sydney and Melbourne, but I think only international people really go there. They didn't last more than a year in Adelaide tho.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:20
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Skeleton Ape posted:Why don't serious religious people ever get this worked up about holidays that actually matter to Christianity? Start protesting about the lack of Jesus coffee cups around Easter you fucks its because its not really about their religion per se but rather the perceived (and actual) weakening of the social status quo in which their culture is top dog. p funny when u think about it.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:22
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Lastgirl posted:you mean there are hold out places that don't have starbucks? They opened up like 100plus stores and went bankrupt cause who the hell would want coffee there
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Nov 11, 2015 01:39
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Satan cup might be on to something because starbucks always tastes burned
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Nov 11, 2015 01:42
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Isaac posted:They opened up like 100plus stores and went bankrupt cause who the hell would want coffee there The problem is that Austrailians don't have cars. Lots of people drive to starbucks
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Nov 11, 2015 01:43
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Broenheim posted:the h could also mean ho
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Nov 11, 2015 01:43
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It's not even December...
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Nov 11, 2015 01:46
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Broenheim posted:hey guys i have a great way of getting starbucks back for their hatred of christmas Some one beat you too it, bud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD9Fd2wtX20
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Nov 11, 2015 01:49
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Did Peet's get the cup right or wrong? Looks like poo poo JUST LIKE THEIR COFFEE
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Nov 11, 2015 01:54
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Homo Depot posted:It's not even December... jesus day is every day
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Nov 11, 2015 01:55
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drinking starbucks with the holy ghost you know how that poo poo go, you know that poo poo go, you know how that poo poo go
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Nov 11, 2015 01:57
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Uh, you guys. Satan is christian iconography. No one thinks about the good things taht christianity has brought us ne more..
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Nov 11, 2015 01:58
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Obligatory Toast posted:Looks like poo poo  espresso shots fired
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Nov 11, 2015 01:58
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im going to kill some christiacs
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Nov 11, 2015 02:00
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i wonder if it's cheaper to not have crazy elaborate christmas designs on cups and just use plain red with our reg symbol hmm
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Nov 11, 2015 02:03
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Chinatown posted:trolling religious people should be encouraged at all times
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Nov 11, 2015 02:03
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I'm gonna go into a starbucks and make them write ALLAHU ACKBAR on my 7 dollar latte. take that, liebrals!!
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Nov 11, 2015 02:05
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I'm p sure it's the opposite OP, Xmas = SPENDING!
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Nov 11, 2015 02:05
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Won't somebody think of the red-green colour blind?
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Nov 11, 2015 02:10
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Only a couple of weirdos are actually bothered by this, most of us would never have heard about this if a bunch of twitter people hadn't rushed to "make a stand" against fringe nonsense. See also: #BoycottStarWarsVII
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Nov 11, 2015 02:18
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I've seen like 20 posts about how their plan is to purchase coffee and make employees write "Merry Christmas" on it. So, they are "sticking it" to Starbucks by buying coffee. Nice, nice
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Nov 11, 2015 02:23
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Isaac posted:Does america not have italians? Why is anyone buying their coffee at starbucks. i dont know what godless hellhole u live in but here in AMERICA we support hard working college students and not greasy wops
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Nov 11, 2015 02:24
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Heres a coffee joke i thought of. If this is nescafe blend 43 the first 42 musta been terrible!
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Nov 11, 2015 02:29
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Isaac posted:Does america not have italians? Umm Americans invented italians in 1923
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Nov 11, 2015 02:43
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Obligatory Toast posted:I'm gonna go into a starbucks and make them write ALLAHU ACKBAR on my 7 dollar latte. Ya know how Prince changed his name to a symbol? Well I changed my name to a doodle of a cock and balls with a swastika on the shaft so you have to draw that on my coffee cup. 
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Nov 11, 2015 02:52
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Karl L posted:I don't get this huge love for coffee. Just smoke some weed instead. have you ever had coffee... on weed?
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Best satire OP of the year. Went hog wild.
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