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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im selling bacon and egg rolls at the market tommorow but bought rind on bacon by accident. What do i do with all these bacon rinds.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Are you actually the guy in your avatar

Abrahamsen
Jul 1, 2009
Make a hånd puppet and go to town (figuratively)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My girlfriend was going to feed them to the dogs but i think it could work as human food if i cooked em in the oven for a while.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cut them off, fry them until theyre all curled up and crispy then sprinkle them on top of the egg before serving

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Isaac posted:

My girlfriend was going to feed them to the dogs but i think it could work as human food if i cooked em in the oven for a while.
alternatively it's good for flavoring soup

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

cut them off, fry them until theyre all curled up and crispy then sprinkle them on top of the egg before serving

I was thinking about eating them myself but this idea is good.

At the market if its slow its a good idea to get some bacon frying to get people hungry. Im gonna use them like that and hopefully put them on the rolls as well.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sounds like you have 1.5kg of lardoons, op

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

Are you actually the guy in your avatar

In every way except being korean.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just eat them all like they are

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

slurp it into youre mouth like spaghetti

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

after each one look your girlfriend in they eyes and exclaim "mama mia! thats-a a spicy-a meat-a ball-a!"

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

lonesomedwarf posted:

after each one look your girlfriend in they eyes and exclaim "mama mia! thats-a a spicy-a meat-a ball-a!"

Thats not helpful. Voting this thread a 2

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
u could use them as rubber bands. if theyre not doing the job then just compensate with an elastic band or two

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Isaac posted:

Thats not helpful. Voting this thread a 2
Please, don't turn down lonesome dwarf's suggestion so brusquely. He's such a gentle soul.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Isaac posted:

Thats not helpful. Voting this thread a 2

what kind of sicko does this to he own thread

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

Please, don't turn down lonesome dwarf's suggestion so brusquely. He's such a gentle soul.

Im sorry dwarf.

This is a completely real part of my life so i cant joke around.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
deep fry and serve them on a stick

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
pics please

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Make little pork rind swastikas and play supremacist thrash metal

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Hashtag GBS posted:

pics please

When i got into gbs posting i didnt think id get to the point where people are asking me 'why are you taking pictures in the fridge?'

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
times are a changin. peace out

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why would you think that was regular bacon? what the gently caress?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Fry them till they are crispy and then eat them as a snack after they cool + harrden

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Do an up charge of like 2 dollars for the option of crumbled lardoons on the sandwich and fancy white people will literally eat it up

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
fry them up until crisp and then put those crispy bits on your rolls with the softer meat and egg. it'll add texture and make your rolls a hit!

E: yeah, listen to this guy above me. you can have tiers of rolls now

Egg roll
Bacon roll
Bacon and Egg roll
Bacon + Egg + Lardons roll

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Nov 13, 2015

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Yep, make cracklings perhaps serve some up as free samples at the market.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Put it in an omelette


A really big one

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

Do an up charge of like 2 dollars for the option of crumbled lardoons on the sandwich and fancy white people will literally eat it up

you can't do an up charge stupid you would jump

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

My girlfriend was going to feed them to the dogs but i think it could work as human food if i cooked em in the oven for a while.

what is his name?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

can you post a pic of your "girlfriend"?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

good on you for trimming your bacon.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OP I have a bowl like that we could be friends we could be real good partners op

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

kg are loving commie units pls give the mass in slugs from now on tia

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Isaac posted:

Im selling bacon and egg rolls at the market tommorow but bought rind on bacon by accident. What do i do with all these bacon rinds.

Do you have a dog

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im at the market and ita raining. Im not gonna sell enough to cover my costs! This french chef did a demo and bloody fed everyone for free as well!

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Throw them at people who's religious/cultural views from upon pork

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Throw them at people who's religious/cultural views from upon pork

Im not some kind of bacon terrorist

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I only made like 80 bux profit and my missus took it all. Women right!

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