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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Look Around You posted:

you know, i realized just now what bothers me so much about the pens broadcasters (other than being loving stupid)... every time something happens, they use penalty names (and then mention that there's nothing called). Instead of "tied up on the boards" it's "and he's held along the boards... no penalty on the play". "Run into each other" -> "is interfered with... no penalty on the play"... "stumbles/steps on his stick" -> "is tripped up... no penalty on the play"

Jeff Rimer uses "tripped up" im a similar fashion, vague on whether it was worthy of a penalty.

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Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Penguins are making GBS threads it up, I see.

I feel bad for MAF. He's got Scuderi playing in front of him for one.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Shoving Crosby facefirst into the boards well before the puck gets there = "finishing your check," apparently

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



How dumb do you have to be to play Scuderi on the PK? Like, I think MJ should get tested.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Eric the Mauve posted:

Shoving Crosby facefirst into the boards well before the puck gets there = "finishing your check," apparently

Whatever the penguins are doing = Playing hockey

Just as egregious a statement

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Jeff Rimer uses "tripped up" im a similar fashion, vague on whether it was worthy of a penalty.

I mean tripped up is mostly fine, but the "...and there's no penalty on the play" is ridiculous because all it does is piss off dumb rear end people watching who don't actually know what tripping is.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Johansen: "WHAT?"

Yeah, all those audibles weren't going to work, Sid. :laffo:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

Shoving Crosby facefirst into the boards well before the puck gets there = "finishing your check," apparently

Thankfully the replay makes it look like Crosby did not contact anything with his head

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I cannot comprehend how it is possible for this roster to be this bad at the PP

It's not even that they rarely score and only intermittently try to, it's that they also lead the league in SH chances allowed

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
And then they take a penalty while on the PP :bravo:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



These refs are wildly inconsistent on what is and isn't a penalty

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Eric the Mauve posted:

I cannot comprehend how it is possible for this roster to be this bad at the PP

Letang

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Eric the Mauve posted:

I cannot comprehend how it is possible for this roster to be this bad at the PP

It's not even that they rarely score and only intermittently try to, it's that they also lead the league in SH chances allowed

Letting a man with multiple concussions make strategic decisions is leading to negative results somehow.

This team is a hell of a mess.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That clear was a second too soon.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Letang was bad on that particular power play but come on, he is nowhere near being the problem here

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Scuderi and Lovejoy together for the PK :suicide:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

CBJSprague24 posted:

:siren: PIANO MAN :siren:

Can't tell if that scream from the crowd was of horror or something to do with the Saad family.

Late again but :siren:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This team is a hell of a mess.

Hey, at least they're competitive now under Torts.

Seriously, hasn't your team won 10 of the last 12 or something like that?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Oh no, another limp dick powerplay

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Can I not watch another Pens PP please?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I don't comprehend the Penguins' love affair with Scuderi either. It's not just Johnston, Rutherford is constantly singing Scuderi's praises whenever asked about him and the Pens' TV guys spend half of every broadcast verbally fellating him. It's bizarre. Respected Veteran and all that but we are way, way, way beyond Has-Been status. He was done last year. DONE. And he's only gotten worse this year. And they keep playing him 20 minutes a game and on every single PK while at least two defensemen who are very clearly better are in the minors. It's hosed up.

Rutherford didn't even sign him, he could easily chalk Scuderi up as his predecessor's mistake and move on from him. But :psyboom:

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
That horn is annoying

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
hard to believe the sharks have now scored 3 goals! :wow:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

I don't comprehend the Penguins' love affair with Scuderi either. It's not just Johnston, Rutherford is constantly singing Scuderi's praises whenever asked about him and the Pens' TV guys spend half of every broadcast verbally fellating him. It's bizarre. Respected Veteran and all that but we are way, way, way beyond Has-Been status. He was done last year. DONE. And he's only gotten worse this year. And they keep playing him 20 minutes a game and on every single PK while at least two defensemen who are very clearly better are in the minors. It's hosed up.

He sucks to be sure but it'd be pretty lovely for a GM to publicly poo poo talk his own players, especially since as far as I know the other players like him too. As far as anybody knows they did attempt to trade Scuderi as part of the Kessel deal but Scuderi has an NTC and unsurprisingly had Toronto as one of the teams on his no trade list.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Skyline foods looks exactly what I'd expect of the midwest

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Vincent Van Goat posted:

Skyline foods looks exactly what I'd expect of the midwest

They couldn't even make that cheese look like food for the commercial. I can only imagine what it looks like in person.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

That guy in the Chevy commercial sounds so much like Rickety Cricket every damned time I see it I expect him to show up with the rest of the gang

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Pornographic Memory posted:

He sucks to be sure but it'd be pretty lovely for a GM to publicly poo poo talk his own players, especially since as far as I know the other players like him too. As far as anybody knows they did attempt to trade Scuderi as part of the Kessel deal but Scuderi has an NTC and unsurprisingly had Toronto as one of the teams on his no trade list.

That's well and good but Scuderi is so bad that if he refused to be traded he should just be released. Or scratched or waived or whatever the hell you're allowed to do to get a player who can't play anymore out of the lineup. The money is shot to hell either way, making good NHL-ready prospects waste their time (and team control) in the minors so he can keep playing every goddamn PK is next-level retarded.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
This power play :cripes:

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Well will you look at that...

A) Crosby makes a poor backhand pass

B) Penguins PP gives up a shorthanded chance

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Another 2 on 1 while on the powerplay. Great job.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I dunno, overall the Penguins just don't appear to give a poo poo tonight and every team has about 8 of these games a year so I'll try not to get too worked up about it.

Letang's been bad all night and I'm being serious when I say I hope he didn't get concussed at some point early in this game or late in the Habs game.

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Mar 26, 2007

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Bennett is wasted on the 1st line. Put Hornquist back with Crosby and move Bennett down please.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
whole Latta love

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Boo

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Eric the Mauve posted:

I dunno, overall the Penguins just don't appear to give a poo poo tonight and every team has about 8 of these games a year so I'll try not to get too worked up about it.

Letang's been bad all night and I'm being serious when I say I hope he didn't get concussed at some point early in this game or late in the Habs game.

He did get boarded vs Montreal :ohdear:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
That was some seriously lazy defense by Maatta

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



The Jackets are such babies lmao

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Eric the Mauve posted:

I dunno, overall the Penguins just don't appear to give a poo poo tonight and every team has about 8 of these games a year so I'll try not to get too worked up about it.

Letang's been bad all night and I'm being serious when I say I hope he didn't get concussed at some point early in this game or late in the Habs game.

This is Crosby pretty much the whole year.

:effort: Outside of a few instances or games.

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Time for a powerplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

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