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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

is this a possibility

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Serak: Jun 18, 2000; Approaching Midnight.

not for you

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circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

yeah its called a muff puff

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big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

# ? Nov 14, 2015 07:43

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

if you do it to a girls buttwhole it's a dank in the stank

# ? Nov 14, 2015 07:46

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqL4-SWPPk

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:03

mclast: Nov 12, 2008; catchphrase over

not a gif, voted one

edit:saw the youtube, voted 3

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:04

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im going to have to think abou g what i rate this thread. Excuse me.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:06

mclast: Nov 12, 2008; catchphrase over

Butts

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:08

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

but seriously though have you thought of trimming? i'm trying to get stoned, not floss

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:12

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im voting this thread a 2

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:13

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I thought the op was using greaterthan signs and it took me ages to understand it wss more of a flowchart style

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:14

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Isaac posted:

I thought the op was using greaterthan signs and it took me ages to understand it wss more of a flowchart style

ah, the old "rated my iq" vote

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:16

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqL4-SWPPk

The 3 year old with the yellow dildo makes the video even weirder.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:08

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

OK this is a great idea for you I think that you need to do this and put this in your mouth and then tell us what happened oh gently caress please tell so gently caress that's hot dog towels please gently caress off gently caress off gently caress off gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress oh mall on my queef brain

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:13

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

circ dick soleil posted:

yeah its called a muff puff

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:16

Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

circ dick soleil posted:

muff puff

USPO posted:

Abstract
A water pipe providing sexual stimulation includes a tube with an exit port at its upper end, an reservoir port at its lower end, and an inlet port. The inlet port is spaced from the lower end whereby the inlet port remains exposed when the lower end is inserted into a vagina. The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations.