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shortly after I found out that I was secretly trying to destroy myself all the time, it occurred to me that its probably a good reason I attract the kinds of people who wanted the job. im a winner.
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ive been feeding my wife a teaspoon of antifreeze every day for 3 years and its not working but at least she hasnt froze yet
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Nov 17, 2015 21:55
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She started talking about how awesome pre-murder sex is
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Nov 17, 2015 22:14
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:wrong fucko, it's post murder sex that is awesome From what I've read, the way to do it is so that the murder happens at exactly the moment of climax. You can practice on yourself, it's called auto-erotic asphyxiation and you should try it and let us know how it goes. Just make sure that you "go into the light!" e: speling Ivan Yurkinov fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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When I won the Euromillions and my hot wife who I never knew up to that point took my virginity in 3 days then married me a week after. No prenup it was one of her conditions on top of getting a new jeep and set of jewels every month. Who cares had sex.
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