Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
that lady is gonna get an insane vagina infection from you putting poop in her vagina with your tongue, op. she is going to curse your name

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

wtf

if im understanding correctly you did not in fact eat any rear end today?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
rosebud was the new hotness for a good bit but its played out now, what is the fresh way to mutilate or defile your anus that the millenials cant get enough of according to an article you read in vice?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
im too cowardly to put my tongue on a butthole

whats the butthole flavor is it salty

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
can the taste of poo poo be compared meaningfully to any other taste or does it exist in a flavor country all its own?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
fingering isnt supposed to feel great its just supposed to get the juices flowing without having to put the vagina in your mouth, yuck

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
the clitoris is actually a bird

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
clits are little dicks that are also birds, wtf did they teach you guys in health class

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Battle Rockers posted:

pretty vanilla tbqh, op. try fingering her urethra next time.

its a fake post copy paste job from another forum. the op doesnt eat rear end. op has probably never made eye contact with a brown eye that was not his own. this thread is a loving joke.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Cumslut1895 posted:

probably not his own, either

no cuz his head is up his butt capisché

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
sex isnt always supposed to be about what feels good the awkward fumbling with the fingers is hot in and of itself due to stirred memories of young love

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
if youre really serious about what youre doing you shouldnt use your fingers without simultaneously using your mouth if we're gonna get deep into the nitty gritty of irl sex having, or to be used to play w her clit while youre banging her in doggy or spoon or cowgirl or reverse cowgirl


fingers by themselves are ok for getting the puss wet enough to jam your dils in but your spindly thin hand appendages are not appetizing in place of a good dick. if you have a bad dick go ahead and use your fingers i guess.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Microwaves Mom posted:

if its clean and been washed it tastes like flesh.

dan savage talks a lot about "butt musk" from like butt oils and glands and whatnot surely they add a particular spice

  • Locked thread