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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


eggs are good and there are many good ways to cook them. which way is the best?

my classic choice has always been over easy but lately i've really been coming around to soft boiled.



are there even better ways? what are they

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

chicken

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
wrapped in sausage and fried

or over easy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

poached, OP

by which i mean you have stolen this thread from someone else. return it.

Rond
Mar 2, 2015
century eggs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
In my pockets.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Sunnyside up

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Scrambled, Overeasy, Bolied,

I love eggs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgEjv27fe0

www
Aug 4, 2010

like i like my women

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Over medium, mostly gelled but a little runny yoke. Just enough to mix with hashbrowns and ketchup. Mmmmmm.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I like my eggs in a panini grilled with bacon and sharp cheddar

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Over medium, mostly gelled but a little runny yoke. Just enough to mix with hashbrowns and ketchup. Mmmmmm.

liquid yolk is key imo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cooked

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I like Eggs Benedict with spinach. Here's a recipe, OP

Spinach
1 teaspoon olive oil
1 5 oz container spinach
1/4 teaspoon salt $
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
Eggs and sauce
1/2 cup butter
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups milk
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon grated romano cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon ground mustard
1/8 teaspoon coriander
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon white vinegar
6 eggs
6 slices Canadian bacon , warmed
3 English muffins , split and toasted
Directions:
1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat; sauté spinach for 3 minutes until wilted. Season with salt, pepper, and nutmeg.
2. In a large saucepan, melt butter.
3. Stir in flour until smooth; gradually add milk. Bring to a boil; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in the cheeses and seasonings. Cook and stir until cheese is melted; keep warm.
4. Place 2-3 inches of water in a large skillet with high sides; add vinegar. bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer gently.
5. Break cold eggs, one at a time, into a custard cup or saucer; holding the cup close to the surface of the water, slip each egg into water. Cook, uncovered, until whites are completely set and yolks begin to thicken (but are not hard), about 4 minutes.
6. Place Canadian bacon and avocado on each muffin half. With a slotted spoon, lift each egg out of the water and place on muffin.
7. Top with wilted spinach and cheese sauce.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA

skip to 5:05 for the related joke.

legion989
Jan 18, 2013
Poached, served over fresh arugula with small slices of prosciutto.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

I will do that

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Dutch babied is good too.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i've been tryign to make soft boiled eggs but i keep messing up the time

help

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

www posted:

like i like my women

cold and refusing to break out of their shell?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Putty posted:

i've been tryign to make soft boiled eggs but i keep messing up the time

help

You should get the egg buddy thing that lets you make soft boiled eggs every time! its like a lil egg thingy that you put your egg in and it cooks em or osme poo poo perfectly or knows when to stop.

It also looks like a buttplug.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

scotch

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
In a hole



AKA Egg in a frame, Picture Frame egg, egg in toast, egg in a basket, frog in the hole, gashouse egg, spit in the ocean, hole in one, Guy Kibbee eggs, etc

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
sunny side up or over easy 4 lyfe

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Putty posted:

i've been tryign to make soft boiled eggs but i keep messing up the time

help

i use the recipe from americas test kitchen


heres someone doin it on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWIT6Mtiltk

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Unfertilized.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Microwaves Mom posted:

You should get the egg buddy thing that lets you make soft boiled eggs every time! its like a lil egg thingy that you put your egg in and it cooks em or osme poo poo perfectly or knows when to stop.

It also looks like a buttplug.

i image searched this and found a box that helps incubate my eggs until they hatch into healthy birds which is the exact opposite of what i wanted


they're more horrifying in the flesh

http://www.chinesestreetfood.com/2012/05/boy-eggs.html

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

PokeJoe posted:

i use the recipe from americas test kitchen


heres someone doin it on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWIT6Mtiltk

wow i'm gonna try this later, wish i had the cool egg cups tho

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
eggs are just grand and I like them almost every way except for fertilized

balut is gross

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

microwaved in a bowl with a heavy plate as a shield till it pops. toss out the loose bits and only eat the parts stuck to the bowl and plate.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
sup flynt flossy

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Scrambled, in meat & cheese omelette form. Cooked in bacon grease preferably.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

WatermelonGun posted:

eggs are just grand and I like them almost every way except for fertilized

balut is gross

I will never ever try balut or click on a link with boy eggs in the url

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

a bay posted:

I will never ever try balut or click on a link with boy eggs in the url

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I like soft boiled eggs but they are difficult to make.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In a McGriddle

Beasteh
Feb 12, 2012

I'M QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE AND THIS IDIOT JUST WANTS TO PEE OFF A WALL

balut

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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Sometimes I have like, poached egg, sometimes scrambled, sometimes fried over hard (NEVER OVER EASY) sometimes a western omelet. You know, favourites seem to be for six year olds.

PokeJoe posted:

eggs are good and there are many good ways to cook them. which way is the best?

my classic choice has always been over easy but lately i've really been coming around to soft boiled.



are there even better ways? what are they

Why would you eat your egg in the shell like that? You're going to get shell all over your plate and have to scrape out the insides with a super tiny spoon. It's totally hosed up.

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