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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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If you remember Halloween 2 years ago you will remember that I held a scary movie night for GBS in TinyChat. During this time we ended up playing movies like Cannibal Holocaust and A Serbian Film. Two indisputably hosed up movies that blur the line between art and exploitation. With that in mind, it is easy to see how when I was browsing my favorite movie :filez: website and I came across a movie called Gefangene Frauen I downloaded it. The screens provided didn't look too out of the ordinary for a movie with the following plot synopsis "The girls are kidnapped from a brothel and taken to an island prison. There they undertake a modest degree of insubordinate behavior which triggers obligatory punishment. This consists of having to strip and walk naked around the prison for the rest of the film." IMDb put it in a slightly lighter manner with "A bunch of delinquent women are shipped to an island prison run by the sadistic warden Carla. Forced into situations of sexual perversion and violence and torture, the prisoners band together to try to overthrow Carla and escape the island."

So with that description what the gently caress did I really think I was downloading? Well, to tell you the truth, the way I had envisioned it in my head was more or less something along the lines of 120 Days of Sodom. Arguably close to a porno itself but also considered to be a horror movie. I think the key to determining if it is a horror movie or hosed up porno is how the torture is shown. If it's something brutal and horrific that uses sex to make it more over the top than I would classify it as horror. However, if something is sexy and then they add brutality to further illustrate how "sexy" it is, I would call it a horrific fetish porno. You see goons, it's all about tone. Unfortunately, tone was the only thing I could understand about the film.

The entire film was in German. No English, no subtitles. I didn't pay attention before downloading and just assumed a subtitle track was included. So that meant I had to guess my way through this film using body language, tone, and the actions of the actors. Still impossible. This movie is clearly a low budget piece of garbage. Not only that, as the movie progressed I was more and more convinced I was watching a hosed up dungeon torture porno from 1980's Germany. I must admit, I probably suspected it was a porno before I got too far into the movie (still watched it though). This movie wasn't as particularly hosed up as it was completely confusing. Even if I understood what they were saying I don't think I would have understood what was going on. Think of it like the movie Samurai Cop. It's terrible and written so poorly it's hard to follow even when paying attention. So for you, I present my synopsis on this weird either terrible horror movie or torture porno.


The Girls

These are the main characters of the film. I've named them all Helga. They were in some sort of burlesque type talent show together. After their performance they are kidnapped. Pictured you can see their lovely accommodations. Look, they have one whole bed! So where are Helga, Helga, and Helga? They are in a literal concentration camp. Leave it to the Germans to turn their hosed up crusade against Jews into a porno. They even have numbered shirt jackets (when they are wearing them). They are kept in a literal sex dungeon and are basically there just to be raped and for some reason build stone walls. The fact that their captors give them heavy weapons to break rocks with seems like a bad idea considering how understaffed the pseudo-Nazis look at the moment. That just makes the ending escape plan that much more embarrassingly stupid. A large portion of the movie is used to show their intake process. Obviously it's very reminiscent of the way Nazi's brought Jews into concentration camps with things you'd typically see in a sad holocaust movie. For example:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/UQ1sP2A.png:nws:

You're probably wondering who is doing the shower blasting. Well that my good friend would be Jon Pop

Jon Pop loves to abuse women. He loving LOVES IT. Look at that god drat smile. Does that look like a man not having a good time? I don't think so. That fucker is all about torture and being machismo. Jon Pop is the head guard at Sex Camp. More on him later because he is loving ridiculous.

During their intake process is where they first meet The Doctor

The Doctor seems pretty loving spergy. His acne is disgusting in most of the shots and it is hard to tell if it was intentional, or if the actor is just a mega loving goober. This man has no on screen charisma. I pity him really. He is sort of the Irgore to Carla, who they meet later. When they first run in to him it is obviously for their intake gynecology exam. Take note that he prefers the Finger (g)Love technique, and only slides a small condom over his finger. It is likely that his boss bought it for him with the intention he use it on his tiny dick. It's a mystery, I don't speak German. After you watch mmmmmmmmmm like 6 girls get finger blasted by this creep things finally can progress forward. Off to their cells and eventually the training grounds.


A good portion of the film seems to just be them going back and forth between these training grounds and their cells. They don't even really do anything here. Basically they just force them to run around in a circle for a couple of minutes from a distant wide angle. After they are done they just run back through the door and head back to their cells. I have no idea what the gently caress is happening. At this point I am thinking "Ok. Kidnapping, holocaust intake, torture cells, weird light torture stuff. All seems like it could be leading to some brutal horror stuff." In reality it was actually kind of boring to watch after a while. I'm not sure why the director felt it necessary to keep such a long loving shot going here. Not just once, but like every loving time they are here, which is often. Part of their daily routine seems to be running around in circles naked before being made to build stone walls.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/1msTPLC.jpg:nws:

During their morning routine they are always greeted by Carla.

Carla is a bad rear end Nazi bitch. She loves torture almost as much as Jon Pop, but she prefers to watch. From what I can tell it seems as though Carla here is trying to work these Sex Camp inmates until every last stone wall is built. She quite possible could be building a castle. I'm not sure why she needs one though because she already has a bad rear end fort. Fort Sex Camp is, in my opinion, a top tier summer experience. You'll never forget the memories you made at Fort Sex Camp. When I went to summer camp as a kid I didn't get to see half as many tits. So consider these girls lucky. Carla's motives are pretty unclear, but one thing that is clear is that she seems to be grooming them for her own sexual needs. Occasionally she will force a poor girl into her chambers and have her way with them. A very sexy way mind you. All Carla really does is yell at them angrily in German which is scary in its own right.

After their daily workout and masonry they head back to their cells
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/masKByq.jpg:nws:

Now this happens over and over and over again. In between each day there is usually a cut of the girls being "raped" by the guards. I put raped in quotations there because they seemed to be inviting the guards in to gently caress them? Like they actually call them over through their bars and what not and it seems like they are just kinda looking to get hosed? This theory is backed by the fact that if they are not being raped by guards they end up loving each other for absolutely no reason. I like to think they were trying to keep warm. Using each other's body heat to survive their traumatic experience. I'm no expert, but I don't think that rubbing your pussy helps heat your core. I'd also like to mention that during their rapes the male guards stay totally flaccid through the whole experience. Delicious.


Each passing day has a new challenge, and occasionally they will select a specific girl to do a torture scene with. Jon Pop really shines in these scenes. His protest on shirts turn the sexy factor up to 11. With amazing facial contortions and sound effects, he beats these women senseless so softly I had to question if he was even making contact. The acting is god awful so I hope you can use your imagination brains and picture what is happening here. PS - the chicks have armpit hair.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/9dwA2t1.png:nws:

While this is all happening it seems as though The Doctor is doing important Pussy Research. Here he is inspecting pussy with a magnifying glass. You know he takes his profession seriously because he is cutting the heads off the pictures of women and gluing their bodies in a mix match collage of women. You know, like a serial killer. Or your brother.

I'm not quite sure why he is researching. I can't see Carla being so overly ambitious that she would jump from building stone walls to genetic research or eugenics or something. Even if pointless, this man is doing important research. Please do not bother him.

Eventually one of the girls snaps during morning training ground run around time. She challenges Jon Pop to a duel. Jon Pop agrees and spends most of his time trying to choke her the gently caress out and failing miserably. Here we see his tiny Jon Pop Cock flop around in the dirt while he gets his rear end kicked by a 100 pound women.

Jon Pop is left in the pit alone crying in defeat. Carla sees a bright future for Helga though. She invites her up to Fort Sex Camp Headquarters and fucks her. Any day that involves combat and pussy is a good day.

Now all this bullshit keeps going on for far too long until #teamhelga comes up with a plan. They wait until their routine pussy blasting with The Doctor, and when he isn't looking grab his scissors and stab him in the back. Evidence points to Helga being a ninja. Just look at how clean a cut that is.

When Doctor Robuttnick dies in his trademark terrible acting the girls hop out the window and make a break for it. They essentially just run through some sort of weird quarry trying to escape the men with guns who are not actually shooting at them. This only presents more questions for the audience. Why were they building stone walls when they had giant natural stone walls all around them? Something didn't add up. Carla must be just a pawn. What you didn't know is that Fort Sex Camp is run by Fidel Castro

Fidel doesn't make any other appearances in the film other than a picture on the wall during the rape scenes involving ominous music. It's quite jarring seeing a completely new character introduced so far into the film. I mean, I was invested in this. How did I not catch the clues? HOW COULD I NOT SEE THROUGH THE VEIL?! At this point though I was just high enough for this twist ending. For absolute no reason Fidel is hanging out in his office when suddenly a bomb goes off.


Oh jesus! Nooooooo not Fidel! I was just getting to know him. Who could have wanted Fidel dead? Turns out it was some random loving guard who isn't involved in anything in the movie either. You'd think Jon Pop would want to head up the ladder in this organization. Then again he probably enjoys his current duties. This new guard takes over Fort Sex Camp and with him brings his new child bride... Helga! How did Helga get here? What happened during the escape? Was she an inside agent all along? :iiam:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ULpjdwu.jpg:nws:

Helga becomes the new queen of Fort Sex Camp. Look how cool her bath tub is. Sex slavery must really rake in the big bucks out in Germany.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/JR4uNOA.jpg:nws:

Carla get's what is coming to her and she forced to enter Fort Sex Camp herself. A fitting punishment. Unfortunately I don't think it will be much of a punishment for someone with her fetish set list.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/96gQots.png:nws:
She gets sprayed in the face Nazi style for a short bit before we finally meet her final fate. She is forced to be Jon Pop's personal sex slave. A most unfortunate fate. That poor woman. I can't tell how she takes him seriously with all of his friends cum on his face.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/MbIKN1n.png:nws:


The film then closes on Carla being railed by Jon Pop with a literal fade to black and Fin



2/5

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Nov 18, 2015

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"by mistake"

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

i like how someone lovingly created an HD digital copy from film to save it

thank you for sharing

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I enjoyed your review but I totes don't buy your backstory on how you came to have it

4.5/5

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

didnt read but i clicked on all the pictures

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
came in expecting scat porn, was pleasantly surprised

3.5/5 I like blondes so nice pics

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Great OP! The whole women in prison thing is really weird, as is the prevalence of nazi-themed exploitation. This is far from the only one: there's the well-known Ilsa flicks, Love Camp 7, Hell Camp SS among many many others. My question has always been, are the people who are into these movies drawn primarily to the nazi angle? Fuckin weird, man.

www
Aug 4, 2010

dirty germans

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Fairly vanilla for German porn.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


that flick has some real pretty cinematography

edit:
some real deep symbolism in this one
http://i.imgur.com/1msTPLC.jpg

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"By Mistake"

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the poop in 120 days of sodom was nutella and orange marmelade

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this is why people should take a german class in high school or college.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Thankyou for this thread Windows98. It's good to have such rich an detailed insight into your tastes.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Wow I didn't know they made a movie out of 120 Days of Sodom. I can't imagine how they filmed that without breaking child porn laws and also everyone not dying from fake-poo poo intake.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
dude both descriptions totally sound like a porn. Are you autistic?

A bunch of delinquent women are shipped to an island prison run by the sadistic warden Carla. That already sends off a :siren:




Forced into situations of sexual perversion
Forced into situations of sexual perversion
Forced into situations of sexual perversion


You dled this on purpose and pretended like you didn't.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fascinating insight on the sex drive of the GBS convicted shovel murderer

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
You should watch Der Gefangene von Askaban next time and do a review.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Jon Pop has got some serious Duggarface going on there.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I like the first picture of the blonde lady with the bomb rear end titties getting sprayed int he face. It's my new wallpaper.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
"By mistake". Completely by accident I watched the entire film. I unintentionally summarized the film for the benefit of my fellow weirdo pervoids on GBS and by pure random chance happened to upload several dozen screenshots that were inadvertantly taken while watching the film.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



youre a weird person op. voted 5

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"mistake"

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
"By mistake"

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
5

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


oh come on, like you guys haven't accidentally downloaded vintage german dungeon porn once or twice. let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
Yea uh nazi sex slave camp flicks aren't actually that obscure or anything. I guess for millennial babies it's new and scary but millennial babies think that about everything

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000527977/

God forbid OP doesn't stumble across biker rape films of the 70s

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
This is the kind of critical expertise that I paid ten dollars for. How else would I know which of the myriad German dungeon porns on the market to purchase?

5

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Profondo Rosso posted:

oh come on, like you guys haven't accidentally downloaded vintage german dungeon porn once or twice. let he who is without sin cast the first stone

i remember kazaa, you would be lucky if the new simpsons episode was just a virus.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




thanks toots

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Gefangene Frauen is just your typical german family movie, i've seen worse on german tv.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Good bush

Good Thread

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Another scene were there's a grenade and smoke isn't credible as the grenade looks like a plastic green lemon and the explosion(if you can call it that!) looks like a cloud of smoke.

There's also a scene where a girl kills a doctor with a steel instrument. First of all,it's doubtful it would have killed him and it makes the girl look bad(a knock on the head would still have done the trick)since the doctor was not established as a very evil character after all.

quote:

I'd love to write a little summary of this movie's plot, but...there simply isn't one! If you just take a look at the plot keywords for this title, you pretty much know the entire content of the film: sex, breasts, exploitation, female frontal nudity and women's prison! 80 minutes of pure sleaze and nothing more.

quote:

If close-ups of female genitalia aren't your thing, prepare to be looking away from the screen at many points (I often did).

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I would have lived my whole life not knowing this existed. Thanks, OP.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

It's really racist that you think every guy with a beard and a cigar is Fidel Castro.

The Goatfather posted:

the poop in 120 days of sodom was nutella and orange marmelade

Amateurs. Two girls made a movie with much more authenticity, on a shoestring budget!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i am jacking off to this

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
right now

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
ich habe einen ständer

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
"by mistake"

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Top City Homo posted:

i am jacking off to this

I like to think of you as your av while you do that.

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