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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if ur a scholar gimme a holler

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

and bingo was his name-o

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if it's brown chug it down

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Here I sit broken hearted
Read that thread about the goon who sharted

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

curls for girls

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang but with shitposts

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there once was a goon from a basement
who knew the worst depths of debasement
....


i'm not sure i'm really a poet to be honest with you

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
New thread on gbs? no way!
open thread, see it's poo poo, call OP gay.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I did know it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my name is jazzy jay and im here to say
i got more rhymes than chicken mole

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

were here for the beer!!!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
where i come from theres just steers and queers, and you aint got no horns, boy!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
a dollah makes me hollah!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
save the drama for obama

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

if u like cum jerk me till im numb

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My anus is prolapsed.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

I'm a poet and don't know it, but my feet sure show it because they're long fellows.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
knock knock

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
who's there?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi posted:

who's there?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gently caress u op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Broenheim posted:

gently caress u op
im in it to win it

BITCH

sout
Apr 24, 2014

1 2 3 4
Everybody on the floor

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I did a poo. Or was it two?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when you are in frants

you pull down your pants

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pance not pants.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
imma human being

gonna brag it

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella."

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

when you are in frants

you pull down your pants

when you are in rome

give a dude some dome


when you are in brazil
um
on your pizza put some basil

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

spud posted:

My anus is prolapsed.

so give it a good slap

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
someone sometime was the first person to say that phrase

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007
with the power of beer, there is no fear
Those tasty drops , flavoured with plentiful hops
It's beer that I truly hold most dear
p.s I'm queer

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
I knew a lady who got wooden implants.

this joke would be funny if It had a punchline, woodentit

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
oh I mean word to yo moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bibles got psalms.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



There once was a forum on SA
Which rang with the cries of "imgay"
Then Lowtax stepped in
Threw shitposts in a bin
And now you can't even say ayyy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you havin forums problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a cloud ain't one

I got the mod patrol on the #GBS patrol
Trolls that wanna make sure my account is closed
FYAD critics that say it's "bitter unfunny posts"
I'm from SA stupid what type of disses are those
If you grew up with meat in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute your thread goes gold
I'm like gently caress critics you can kiss my goat rear end in a top hat
If you don't like my posts you can scroll down

I got 99 problems but a cloud ain't one

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 19, 2015

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
a shitpost, you say?
caramel machiato,
cuck gas ban, im gay

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I am an antichrist
and I am an anarchist

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So I...pull over to the side of the thread
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm PMing you for?"
Cause I'm millenial and I'm cucked and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader Ralp, I don't know
Am I under probation or should I guess some more?
"Well you was posting images with no text you know..."
Avatar and registration and step out of the thread
Are you in #GBS I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of poo poo all my posts are legit
"Do you mind if I look around the forum a little bit?"
Well RalpZone is locked so is the thread and the dog shack
And I know my rights so you gonna need an admin for that

If you havin' forums problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a cloud ain't one
quote me

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
generals gathered in their masses
just like witches at black masses

everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
actin' like life is a big commercial

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