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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

dad gay. so what posted:

huh? *shakes you off me* ok have fun!

you only think youre reading this but youre already dead

we're all already dead

:gibs:

Have fun skiing, though. :)

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Actually, I am a hero of the downtrodden. Fight me OP!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

Actually, I am a hero of the downtrodden. Fight me OP!!

the meek shall inherit the earth. seriously gotta run tho peace!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
lol at nerds that didn't play at least one sport in high school

how the gently caress do you look at yourself in the mirror

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i started at a nerd with this hardcore stare i do and he froze on the spot. i walk over to him and hes trembling an i slowly reach out and take his pocket protector. i remove all the pens one by one, then i put them back in his pocket...unprotected. hes crying at this point but hes not moving, ive got him locked down like im a basilisk. i step back to review my work. some of his pens are already leaking, i watch the stains grow with this evil smile on my face. i laugh when i look down and see theres another stain growing somewhere else, yeah on his pants. this poindexters pissed himself. i unlock my gaze and he crumples to the ground.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i started at a nerd with this hardcore stare i do and he froze on the spot. i walk over to him and hes trembling an i slowly reach out and take his pocket protector. i remove all the pens one by one, then i put them back in his pocket...unprotected. hes crying at this point but hes not moving, ive got him locked down like im a basilisk. i step back to review my work. some of his pens are already leaking, i watch the stains grow with this evil smile on my face. i laugh when i look down and see theres another stain growing somewhere else, yeah on his pants. this poindexters pissed himself. i unlock my gaze and he crumples to the ground.

drat,

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