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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
theres always some good comments made by strange arabian men and guys with weak grasps on the english language. post what you find


Pussymonster79: "If there is one thing I can absolutely not stand, it's when some fucktard treats a whore like a little princess. The second guy that came into the scene starts giving her these "cute little kissy wissies" on her leg. I litterally wanted to tun from across the room and drop kick my screen. gently caress THE poo poo OUTTA THIS LITTLE BITCH! Treat her like the little piece of fuckmeat that she is!"


Nylonsissyslut: "Daddy's got a BIG BEAUTIFUL COCK!!!!!!! I would Love to FEEL IT DEEP in my rear end, gently caress ME DADDY, make me your Dirty Little SLUT!!!!!!!"


Yourdaughtersass: "this little girls rear end in a top hat has been ripped open already should have just hosed her in that hole too"

Black cock lover: "My favorite way of sucking cock ,,,,tag team style baby !!!!"

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Grody posted:


Pussymonster79: "If there is one thing I can absolutely not stand, it's when some fucktard treats a whore like a little princess. The second guy that came into the scene starts giving her these "cute little kissy wissies" on her leg. I litterally wanted to tun from across the room and drop kick my screen. gently caress THE poo poo OUTTA THIS LITTLE BITCH! Treat her like the little piece of fuckmeat that she is!"


I stand by my comment

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
why OP?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
OP porn is bad. You better call your bishop, so you can repent.

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Wait? People leave comments on porn videos? I thought that was just a myth?

Grimarest
Jan 28, 2009
easy peasy. http://spinning3dpornhubcomments.tumblr.com/

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

these are great

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
flash wont load

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Edgar posted:

OP porn is bad. You better call your bishop, so you can repent.

I repent by bopping my bishop regularly

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Kissy wissies lolmao.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Girl so hot Un fuccen big tits. Any girlz want add me skype? ;)

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009


Using VERY TITS as my band name, thanks.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Son of a bitch that daddy stuff creeps me right the hell out.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....


A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Tightassbtm: "this guy is gross, and he never shows his face. Which makes me know he prob is gross"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
so fuckin hot, what's her name???

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
flash player wont load. little help??

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Orkin Mang posted:

flash player wont load. little help??

Don't use flash. Hackers will hack your poo poo woth hacks and hack you life away.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Don't use flash. Hackers will hack your poo poo woth hacks and hack you life away.

i need it to watch my bukake comps.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Pierre Woodman (of Woodman Casting) maintains forums on which people ask him questions. He's surprisingly responsive, with full-on back-and-forth conversations with his fans. The whole thing is a sea of largely unintentional hilarity. I got sucked into it one night. It's pretty hypnotic. Lots of strangely wholesome small talk about what the various girls are up to. "Oh, yeah, we still keep in touch, here's a photo of us from when we ran into one another at a motocross event". Also, lots of bizarre, passive-aggressive needling from guys who are upset that Woodman didn't do more or go further with various girls. "Yeah, we didn't have sex because she wouldn't do it for less than $8,000, and shortly after that, she stopped doing M/F scenes entirely." "Well, idiot, you should always pay every girl that much to have sex with them." "I couldn't possibly afford that, even if it were possible. Why don't you open your own porn site, if you're so smart.", etc.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I have such a shameful tiny penis. I love watching the big manly cock it's so good. I'm a pathetic little boy

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Wrong thread

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

i too get real fuckin mad about porn comments. that's obviously not her real dad

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Poz Party Pooper posted:

i too get real fuckin mad about porn comments. that's obviously not her real dad

This is as much of a problem as turning straight dudes in gay porn where the "straight" guy either has a straight up lisp or his voice is higher pitched than a howler monkey. No one's buying that dudes dick has been anywhere near a vagina.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
Who is the guy in the video

Asking for a friend, you see

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

click here to opt in for anal destruction

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

If we're posting relevant Tumblr blogs don't forget this one

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/









a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

A. Beaverhausen posted:

This is as much of a problem as turning straight dudes in gay porn where the "straight" guy either has a straight up lisp or his voice is higher pitched than a howler monkey. No one's buying that dudes dick has been anywhere near a vagina.

Most of the guys who do gay porno are straight they just need money

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Can't believe she opted for anal destruction

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

loquacius posted:

If we're posting relevant Tumblr blogs don't forget this one

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/











Lol thanks

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm the guy that leaves racist comments on videos with black people

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

quote:

I knew the guy in the video was going to be black before I even watched it, only blacks would have sex with fat nasty white women

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Hes right

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


"Then I continued to watch it the entire way through, fondling myself, and clicked all of the related links to find more videos featuring black guys and fat nasty white women, leaving a comment like this on every one."

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
The girl is hot enough I guess, but what I really want to know is where can I get one of them stuffed frogs?

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